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There was a couple. The man picked up an egg. He said he would use it to give birth to a flock of chicks. Then I bought a house and a field. And then he has to marry a little wife. his wife
Associations caused by an egg
——Imagination is worse than action
Poor Wang Er, in addition to being lazy and eating all day long, he also likes daydreams and nonsense. One day, his wife picked up an egg from the roadside and ran home excitedly to cook.
Wang Er picked up the egg, looked around, and suddenly said to his wife: "Wife, wait a minute, don't use this egg for cooking, because this is the 'golden egg' that makes us rich!"
Wang Er's wife asked disdainfully: "What are you thinking about again?"
Wang Er was seen walking in figure eight steps, holding an egg in his hand, shaking his head and saying to his wife : "You think, if we use this egg to hatch a chick from our only hen, then the future will be easier. If it hatches out to be a rooster, we will wait for it to grow up and sell it for When you have the money, you can buy hens to lay eggs; if the eggs are hatched, that would be even better. Let the hens lay more eggs and make money by selling chickens or eggs. Then, you can exchange a group of chickens for a cow. Use cattle to plow the land, grow grain, then buy land and build a house, and then marry a little wife..." Wang Er unconsciously said all his thoughts, and Wang Er's wife became furious when she heard the word "little wife" , "Pah!" and swung it with a big mouth, which made Wang Er scream.
"I dare to marry a little wife, I'm rebelling against you! But, having said that, your idea is pretty reliable. Okay, I'll just listen to you and send this egg to the henhouse, let's see The hen at home is struggling to hatch chicks."
"No, no, I just...just said it casually, let's just cook and eat!"
Wang Er’s wife was so angry that she threw the egg hard on Wang Er’s face and kept yelling: “You are a loser, you only dream about making a fortune, you don’t do anything real. If you don’t do it, I’ll tell you to eat the eggs and go down alone!”
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