Xiao Tianxin’s classic funny quotes

In study, work and even life, everyone is familiar with quotations. Quotations have the characteristics of simple and plain language, vivid images, and clear and easy to understand. What kind of quotations are of reference significance? Below are the classic funny quotes of Xiao Tianxin that I have collected for everyone. They are for reference only. Let’s take a look.

Incident 1: Encountering "violent bathing"

Sweet words: Don't touch me!

Strength index: ★★★★★

< p>In the first episode of "Dad Is Back", "nervous dad" Jia Nailiang made her sweetie lose control and cry while taking her daughter in a "bubble bath". Perhaps because he has little experience in raising children, Jia Nailiang once again used too much force to dry her daughter's body: Nai's father, who was eager to protect his daughter, not only wrapped the sweetheart into a "zongzi" with a towel, but also wrapped the child's body The clothes were put on backwards, and during the process of repeatedly putting them on and taking them off, the little sweetheart accidentally fell down. After being "injured a second time", Sweetheart could no longer withstand the torment. Faced with her father's "rude behavior", Sweetheart could no longer bear it. She who had just turned one year old suddenly shouted: "Don't touch me, don't move." Me!" Many netizens marveled at Tianxin's "early speaking" and "super good at making sentences." Some even put forward bold ideas: "Will this child be gifted? Doesn't a one-year-old child only call mom and dad when speaking? ”

Event 2: Waiting for breakfast

Sweet words: Dad is stupid

Strength index: ★★★☆

Early in the morning, it’s Dad Jia Nailiang was preparing steamed eggs for his little sweetheart, but he failed to "throw eggs" several times. At this moment, the little sweetie who was waiting for breakfast started to growl with her stomach. Looking at her "unsatisfactory" father, the sweetheart pulled the cupboard helplessly, shaking her head and muttering: "Daddy is stupid, daddy is stupid." This opening Coke spoiled the audience in front of the TV, and everyone expressed their admiration for Sweetheart's ability to "complain" at such a young age.

Incident 3: Another "violent" hair wash

Sweet words: It kills me

Powerful index: ★★★☆

After experiencing the "violent" bathing incident in the first episode of the show, Jia Nailiang decided to challenge washing her daughter's hair again. Although Dad was careful throughout the process, his hair washing technique was poor, and the little sweetheart was once again made to cry by his carelessness. This time, the shampoo flowed into the sweetheart's eyes, and the sweetheart closed her eyes tightly and cried loudly, shouting again: "It's killing me! It's killing me!" Seeing the scene in front of them, netizens felt distressed. The sweetheart was also poked at the point of laughter: "The harsh feeling is called 'spicy', how can a child's language be so cute!"

Incident 4: "Ignore" is the father's trick

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Sweetheart Quotes: Don’t mess with me

Power Index: ★★★★☆

On a sunny weekend, I went to Strawberry Music with my parents *** On the way to the festival, the little sweetheart had another "complaint" incident. Along the way, Nai's father Jia Nailiang told cold jokes from time to time in an attempt to liven up the atmosphere. Unfortunately, his wife Li Xiaolu and daughter Tianxin had "empty" expressions throughout the whole process, completely ignoring Nai's father's intentions. When Jia Nailiang ridiculed her daughter's previous complaint "Don't touch me", the little sweetheart immediately came back to her senses and said to her father "arrogantly": "Don't mess with me!" She received such a "domineering" response from her daughter, but her father He also responded "seriously": "Xin'er, don't worry, I will never provoke you!" His wife Li Xiaolu, who was playing with her mobile phone on the side, was also amused. Many netizens left messages expressing their envy of Li Xiaolu, "With such a pair of living treasures to accompany me, life will become more fun! Xiaolu is so happy!"

Incident 5: Reluctant to leave her mother

Sweetheart Quotes: I’m no longer here, I’m no longer here! Oops, ouch!

Strength index: ★★★★★☆

Music with Mom and Dad After the holiday, it was time for the family of three to "split into two groups": mother Li Xiaolu went on a business trip, and Yuno's father took his daughter Sweetie to the resort. Because of her mother's departure, Sweetheart's tears burst out again. Perhaps she wanted to express the meaning of "Mom is gone." Little Sweetheart actually cried and shouted: "I'm no longer here! Oh, I'm no longer here!" which made the audience laugh. laugh.

The helpless father Jia Nailiang had to lower his head to adjust the safety seat for his daughter. Faced with his father's "ignorance" of his crying, Tianxin sighed again, "Oh, oh, oh, oh," and netizens laughed and expressed their feelings. He will definitely be a powerful comedian in the future: "Isn't this Jia Nailiang's catchphrase? Little sweetheart actually learned it! It's a pity that this kid doesn't follow the comedian route!"

Issue 5 of "Dad Is Back" After the show was aired, viewers and netizens’ perception of the sweetheart father and daughter also changed from the “neurotic combination” at the beginning to the extremely interesting “funny father and daughter team”. More and more netizens expressed that “the more they watch the show, the more they watch it” The more I like Sweetheart, the more I love her generous personality." Many education experts point out that children are the "refracting mirror" of their parents. During their growth, they will be subtly influenced by their parents' personalities, thus forming their own personality traits. The famous American psychologist Louise Hay also said: "Whatever a person thinks and does as an adult can find a blueprint that can be copied in childhood. And this blueprint is made up of every thought of the parents. and behavior.” Therefore, every move, word and deed of parents can be reflected on their children. Jia Nailiang also mentioned in an interview that her daughter Xiaotianxin may have inherited her "two" side, and she usually does funny things and "go crazy" to entertain herself. "Such a personality is actually not bad. Every day when I see her, I feel that life is beautiful. Xiaolu and I also hope that Sweetheart can always be happy and bring joy and positive energy to the people around her in life."