Complete works of humorous jokes and stories in grade four

Math jokes 1, Xiaoming's primary school math exam. After he came back, his mother asked him how he did in the exam. Xiao Ming said: "I can basically do it, but I can't do a problem of 3 times 7." Finally, when the bell rang, I wrote 18 regardless of the willy-nilly. " Niu Niu: Mom, I want to be a mathematician when I grow up. "Well, ambitious mother. Niu Niu: Mom, I'm going to learn calculation. You buy me snacks of 1 yuan every day, and I can figure out how much you give me a year! Professional characteristics Mathematicians fall in love Mathematicians and their girlfriends are walking in the park. His girlfriend asked him, "Do you really mind my freckles?" Mathematicians replied softly, "absolutely not! I was born to like dealing with decimal points. "Who is the meanest?" Tell me, who is the meanest person in the world? ""Mathematicians, of course. " "Why?" "They fight for every ounce! "2. Statistician A statistician who has never taken care of his children reluctantly agreed to take care of four young and active children when his wife went shopping on Saturday afternoon. When his wife came home, he handed her a note that read: "Wipe your tears 1 1 time; Tie shoelaces 15 times; Blow toy balloons for each child five times, and the average life of each balloon is 10 second; Warning children not to cross the road 26 times; The child insisted on crossing the road 26 times; I want to do it again on Saturday. "3. In the subtraction math class, the teacher said to a student," Why can't you even subtract? For example, there are ten apples in your house, and you ate four. What is the result? " The student said gloomily, "I was beaten ten times as a result!" "4.500 Ducks A male teacher said to two noisy female students," The voices of two women are like the cries of a thousand ducks. After a while, the teacher's wife came to visit him. One of the female students came to report. " Teacher, there are 500 ducks outside the door to see you. I visited the weather station and saw many latest weather forecasting instruments. After the visit, I asked the stationmaster, "You said there was a 75% chance of rain. How did you work it out?"? "? Without much thought, the stationmaster replied, "That is to say, there are four people here, and three of them think it will rain. Numbers "Numbers don't deceive people," the teacher said. "If a house needs 12 days to build, then 12 people only need one day. One hour is enough for 288 people. A student went on to say, "17280 people only need one minute, and 1036800 people only need a right angle. Teacher: "How can you conclude that this angle is a right angle without proving this geometry problem?" Student: "I measured it with a protractor. "8. In oral class, the teacher asks students to judge right and wrong on the spot. Teacher: "Xiao Lin, please judge." Kobayashi: "I think the answer should be? A mistake? . "Teacher:" Why? "Xiao Lin:" Because Xiaoyan answered in front? Is that correct? But you didn't ask her to sit down. "9. Numbers don't lie. ""Numbers don't lie, "said the teacher. If it takes twelve days for one person to build a house, then twelve people only need one day. One hour is enough for 288 people. "A student went on to say," Seventeen thousand two hundred and eighty people only need one minute, and 1,036,800 people only need one second. In addition, if it takes six days for one ship to cross the Atlantic, it takes six ships a day. Four cups of 25-degree water add up to boiling water! Numbers don't lie! "In Wu Zetian's history class, the teacher asked," Who knows who Wu Zetian is? "Student:" Wu Zetian was a mathematician, and five days later she was a great mathematician who invented rounding. "Mathematical jokes 1, Xiao Ming's primary school math exam. When he came back, his mother asked him how he did. Xiao Ming said: "I can basically do it, but I can't do a problem of 3 times 7." Finally, the bell rang, and I wrote a 18 regardless. "Niu Niu: Mom, I want to be a mathematician when I grow up. "Well, ambitious mother. Niu Niu: Mom, I'm going to learn calculation. You buy me snacks of 1 yuan every day, and I can figure out how much you give me a year! Professional characteristics Mathematicians fall in love Mathematicians and their girlfriends are walking in the park. His girlfriend asked him, "Do you really mind my freckles?" The mathematician replied softly, "Absolutely not! I was born to like dealing with decimal points. " Who is the meanest? "Tell me, who is the meanest person in the world?" "Mathematicians, of course." "Why?" "They fight for every ounce!" 2. Statistician A statistician who has never taken care of his children reluctantly agreed to take care of four young and active children when his wife went shopping on Saturday afternoon. When his wife came home, he handed her a note that read: "Wipe your tears 1 1 time; Tie shoelaces 15 times; Blow toy balloons for each child five times, and the average life of each balloon is 10 second; Warning children not to cross the road 26 times; The child insisted on crossing the road 26 times; I want to do it again on Saturday. " 3. In subtraction math class, the teacher said to a student, "How come you can't even subtract? For example, there are ten apples in your house, and you ate four. What is the result? " The student said gloomily, "The result is ten strokes!" 4.500 Ducks A male teacher said to two noisy female students, "The voices of two women are like the cries of a thousand ducks." After a while, the teacher's wife came to visit him. One of the female students came to report it. "Teacher, there are 500 ducks outside the door to see you." I visited the weather station and saw many latest weather forecasting instruments. After the visit, I asked the stationmaster, "You said there was a 75% chance of rain. How did you work it out?" ? Without much thought, the stationmaster replied, "That is to say, there are four people here, and three of them think it will rain. Numbers "Numbers don't deceive people," the teacher said. "If a house needs 12 days to build, then 12 people only need one day. One hour is enough for 288 people. A student went on to say, "17280 people only need one minute, and 1036800 people only need a right angle." Teacher: "How can you conclude that this angle is a right angle without proving this geometry problem?" Student: "I measured it with a protractor." 8. In oral class, the teacher asked the students to judge right and wrong on the spot. Teacher: "Xiao Lin, please judge." Kobayashi: "I think the answer should be? A mistake? . "Teacher:" Why? " Kobayashi: "Because Xiaoyan answered in front? Is that correct? But you didn't let her sit down. " 9. Numbers don't lie. "Numbers don't lie," said the teacher. "If one person needs twelve days to build a house, then twelve people only need one day. One hour is enough for 288 people. " A student went on to say, "Seventeen thousand two hundred and eighty people only need one minute, and 1,036,800 people only need one second. In addition, if it takes six days for one ship to cross the Atlantic, it takes six ships a day. Four cups of 25-degree water add up to boiling water! Numbers don't lie! " In Wu Zetian's history class, the teacher asked, "Who knows who Wu Zetian is?" Student: "Wu Zetian is a mathematician. Five days later, she will be the great mathematician who invented rounding." Xiao Wang's hilarious jokes in the fourth grade math exam can make you laugh very happily here. I hope you are happy every day! 1. Complete works of classic hilarious jokes. One day, the teacher forgot to bring the lesson preparation book in class and asked the class representative to get it. Other students asked the teacher why he didn't bring a book. The teacher said that I took the exam today, and they were all idiots. When the class representative came back, the teacher said, "I lied to you, and we have class today." Then one of them complained in tears: "Teacher, you are playing with our feelings." When we were in high school, we had an exam. A boy sat in the last class and received an answer from a classmate. He was very excited and set off at once. He is preparing to copy it. He looked up and saw the invigilator coming towards him with a smile. Obviously, he saw it This man's later behavior became a classic of our whole grade: he straightened up calmly, looked directly at the teacher, and then put the answer sheet on his nose and punched him hard. I don't have a girlfriend, which means my girlfriend doesn't have me? My girlfriend is so pathetic! The bus was crowded with people, and the conductor shouted to the people who were about to get on the bus, "Don't get on the bus again, there are no seats left!" " "Fat MM on the bus suddenly wants to get off here. As soon as she got out of the car door, the conductor shouted, "Hurry up! "! You can also go to three places. 4. The teacher asked what' how are you' meant, and the students replied: How are you? The teacher was startled. The teacher asked what' how old are you' meant, and the students replied: Why do you always? Xiaoling has a problem. She goes to bed as soon as she goes to class, and lets me touch her after class. In class today, the teacher suddenly asked her to answer questions. I touched her lightly. It doesn't matter whether this is touched or not. She stretched herself and went out the back door. When she opened her eyes, it was too late to find that something was wrong. She hurried back to the classroom and found that all her classmates and teachers were shocked ... 6. My husband likes drinking, and he gets drunk easily. He gently advised him not to listen, claiming that being drunk can solve thousands of worries. I also had a drink with him that day in order to find out whether I can really be detached after being drunk. When I woke up the next day, I saw that his hair on his head was much thinner and his face leaned against the bed like a wheel. I didn't know until I asked: "... you love me ... you don't love me ..." He woke up because of the pain. From then on, this product dare not drink any more, for fear of becoming Mediterranean ... 7. A beautiful girl in 7.QQ said that she had an oval face, which was very beautiful. The dormitory boss drooled and went out to meet someone. In the evening, the boss pushed the door and came in, threw himself on the bed and cried, "West-oval face is like that. The key issue is that her tip has come up! " ! 8.a asked the psychologist, "Doctor, why do I always feel restless?" Psychologist: "Because your heart is full of greed, you should look down on fame and fortune. Money is a thing outside the body. " A: "Doctor, how can I get rid of the temptation of money?" Psychologist: "Please pay 888 yuan, and I will teach you a wonderful solution."