What jokes have you heard from Yu-Ching Fei?

Everyone is familiar with Mr Yu-Ching Fei. He used to cut plum blossoms all over the country. His voice is clear and comfortable. However, he and Jay Chou sang another song thousands of miles away, which made him more famous. I have to say that he is a very powerful singer. However, people's understanding of him may only stay in his songs. If you know Yu-Ching Fei very well, you will know that he is actually a very famous musician. He once told some funny jokes. When he said these jokes, the program was even better. Do you really want to know what kind of jokes this musician has played? Here are a few simple combs to see if you have a new understanding of Yu-Ching Fei.

First, the story of men losing weight, please see the first story below? A man thought he was too fat, so he went to a weight loss center. Then the lady in the weight loss center said that our center has three specifications: 500, 1000, 1500. Then the man came to 500 and got a key. He walked into the first door. There is a woman sitting in a chair, dressed very charming. The woman said, you chase me. If you catch up with me, I'll let you gnome male-". "I have to say that this joke is really interesting.

Second, the story of the English letter B, please see the second story below? The teacher said: ABCD ... but there is a child below who just doesn't look. The teacher asked: Why don't you study? A: My mother says B is a bad word. The teacher said seriously: Your mother's B is not the same as the teacher's B, and the teacher went on to say: Your mother said that B is used for swearing, and Aunt said that B is used by foreigners? Duan Zishou is really a master, and Bian Xiao admires him very much.