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4. Horse racing in Tian Ji. 5. The story of Cao Chong calling the elephant six and the zodiac.
7. Race between the tortoise and the rabbit. 9. Waiting for the rabbit.
1. Strange mirror. 11. Who will go to the summer with the little antelope. 12. Pig eight quit to eat watermelon. 13. The ice in the pond melted. Mother frog slept all winter and woke up. She climbed out of the mud hole and plopped into the pond, laying many round black eggs on the grass.
the spring breeze blows gently and the sun shines. The water in the pond is getting warmer and warmer. The eggs laid by mother frog slowly move and become a group of tadpoles with big heads and long tails. They swim around in the water and are very happy.
One day, mother duck took her children to swim in the pond. When the tadpole saw the duckling paddling with its mother in the water, it remembered its mother. Tadpole, you ask me, I ask you, but no one knows.
"where is our mother?"
They swam to Mother Duck and asked Mother Duck,
"Mother Duck, Mother Duck, have you seen our mother? Please tell us what our mother is like? "
Mother Duck replied, "Yes. Your mother has two big eyes on her head and a wide and big mouth. Go and find it yourself. "
"Thank you, Mother Duck!" The tadpole swam forward happily.
a big fish swam by. The tadpole saw two big eyes on the top of his head and his mouth was wide and big. They thought it must be his mother. They ran after him and called to his mother, "Mom! Mom! "
The big fish smiled and said, "I'm not your mother. I'm Xiaoyu's mother. Mother your has four legs. Go to the front and find it. "
"thank you! Fish mother! " The tadpole swims forward again.
here comes a chinemys reevesii. The tadpole saw that chinemys reevesii had four legs. He thought to himself that it was really his mother who came this time, so he ran after him and shouted, "Mom! Mom! "
chinemys reevesii said with a smile, "I'm not your mother. I am the little turtle's mother. Your mother's belly is white, go to the front and look for it. "
"thank you! Mother tortoise! " The tadpole swims forward again.
a big white goose "squeaked" and swam over. Seeing the white belly of the big white goose, Xiao Ke thought happily: I really found my mother this time. Chased up and shouted: "Mom! Mom! "
The Great White Goose said with a smile, "Little Ke Ke, you are mistaken. I am not your mother, I am the mother of Goose. Your mother is dressed in green and sings "Brother to each". Go to the front and look for it. "
"thank you! Mother goose! " The tadpole swims forward again.
Little tadpoles swam and swam to the pond, and saw a frog sitting on a round lotus leaf singing "each one". They swam over quickly and asked in a low voice, "Excuse me, have you seen our mother? She has two big eyes on her head, a wide and big mouth, four legs, a white belly, and green clothes, and sings "each one" ... "
The frog laughed at" each one "and she said," Alas! Silly children, am I your mother? "
Hearing this, the tadpoles all shook their tails and said," Strange! Strange! Why do we look different from you? "
mother frog smiled and said, "you are still young. In a few days, you will grow two hind legs; In a few days, you will grow two front legs again, and your four legs will be all together. Take off your green clothes, just like your mother, and you can jump to the shore with your mother to catch insects to eat. "
Hearing this, the tadpole turned somersaults in the water with joy: "Ah! We found mom! We found mom! Good mother, good mother, come to us quickly! Come to us quickly! "
mother frog plopped into the water and went to play with her child tadpoles.
-----------. Except when his mother crossed the river to deliver food to the village on the other side of the river, he always followed his mother's side.
He had a good time, and time passed quickly.
One day, mom called Pony to her side and said, "Pony, you are old enough to help mom. Take this bag of grain to the village across the river today. "
Pony agreed with great pleasure. He came to the river with food on his back. But there is no bridge on the river, so we have to wade across it by ourselves. But don't know how deep the river is? The hesitant pony looked up and saw Uncle Niu grazing not far away. Pony rushed over and asked, "Uncle Niu, do you know if the water in that river is deep?"
Uncle Niu straightened his tall body and said with a smile, "Not deep, not deep. Only to my calf. " The pony happily ran back to the river to get ready to wade across it. As soon as he took a step, he suddenly heard a voice say, "Pony, Pony, don't go down. This river is deep." The pony looked down and it turned out to be a little squirrel. The little squirrel cocked her beautiful tail, opened her round eyes and said seriously,
"One of my partners accidentally fell into the river two days ago, and the river swept him away." Pony has no idea. Uncle Niu says the river is shallow, and the little squirrel says the river is deep. What can we do? I had to go back and ask my mother.
Mother Ma saw the pony come back with her head down and food on her back from a distance. Thinking that he must be in trouble, he greeted the pony and asked him. Pony cried and told her mother what Uncle Niu and Little Squirrel said. Mother comforted the pony and said, "Never mind, let's go and have a look."
The pony and his mother came to the river again. Mother asked the pony to test the depth of the river by herself this time. The pony tried carefully and waded across the river step by step. Oh, he understood that the river was neither so shallow as Uncle Niu said, nor so deep as Little Squirrel said. You won't know until you try it yourself.
Pony looked at his mother affectionately and said to himself, "Thank you, good mother."
then he turned and ran to the village. He is very happy today. Do you know why?
-----------. It catches other animals every day.
one day, it met a fox, and the fox was just about to slip away and was caught by it. Seeing that he could not escape, the cunning fox played a trick. It sternly rebuked the tiger and said, "How dare you eat me? I was appointed by the Emperor of Heaven to manage all wild animals. If you want to eat me, you will disobey the life of the Emperor of Heaven. " The tiger froze. The fox immediately went on to say, "If you don't believe me, just follow me and see if all the wild animals run for their lives when they see me." The tiger listened to the fox with a loud voice and a tough attitude. He was somewhat convinced and decided to follow the fox.
The wild animals in the forest, big and small, saw the fox swaggering and swaggering, followed by a big tiger with its teeth bared. They were scared to death and fled everywhere. The tiger watched, not knowing that the beasts were afraid of themselves, thinking that they were really scared away by the fox's prestige, and completely believed what the fox said. He was afraid that the fox would blame himself and do something against him, so he also ran away in a hurry.
"Smith" comes from this story. Now, people use it as a metaphor to bully people by relying on others' power.
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they agreed to divide their horses into upper, middle and lower classes. During the race, you should mount the horse against the horse, middle horse against middle horse, and dismount against dismount. Because horses of every class in Qi Weiwang are much better than those in Tian Ji, Tian Ji failed in several races.
Tian Ji felt very disappointed. Before the race was over, he left the racecourse dejectedly. At this moment, Tian Ji looked up and there was a man in the crowd, who turned out to be his good friend Sun Bin. Sun Bin called Tian Ji over, patted him on the shoulder and said,
"I just watched the horse race. King Wei's horse is not much faster than yours."
before Sun Bin finished, Tian Ji glared at him:
"I didn't expect you to dig at me!"
Sun Bin said, "I'm not being sarcastic. I mean, if you compete with him again, I can definitely let you beat him."
Tian Ji looked at Sun Bin doubtfully:
"You mean another horse?"
Sun Bin shook his head and said,
"Not even a horse needs to be replaced."
Tian Ji said with no confidence:
"That's still losing!" Sun Bin said with confidence:
"Just follow my arrangement."
Qi Weiwang has won many battles, and when he was proudly boasting about his horse, he saw Tian Ji coming head-on with Sun Bin, and stood up and said sarcastically,
"Why, aren't you convinced?"
Tian Ji said, "Of course not. Let's play again!" Say, "Hua" 1, pour a lot of money on the table, as his bet.
Qi Weiwang was secretly amused when he saw it, so he ordered his men to bring all the money they had won several times before, and put it on the table with another 1,2 taels of gold. Qi Weiwang said contemptuously:
"Let's start then!"
with a gong, the game started.
Sun Bin played the inferior horse against the superior horse of Qi Weiwang, and lost the first game. Qi Weiwang stood up and said,
"I didn't expect the famous Mr. Sun Bin to come up with such a clumsy countermeasure."
Sun Bin ignored him. Then the second game. Sun Bin took the superior horse against Qi Weiwang's medium horse and won a game. Qi Weiwang is a little flustered.
In the third game, Sun Bin took the middle horse against Qi Weiwang's inferior horse and won another game. This time, Qi Weiwang was dumbfounded.
The result of the game was two out of three. Of course, Tian Ji beat Qi Weiwang.
It's the same horse. By changing the appearance order of the race, you will get the result of turning defeat into victory.
-----------. The child's name is Cao Chong.
Cao Chong's father, Cao Cao, is a high official. Foreigners gave him an elephant. He wanted to know how heavy the elephant was, so he asked his officials to find a way to weigh it.
this is a difficult task. Elephants are the largest animals on land. How to call it? At that time, there were no scales that big, and people didn't have the strength to lift elephants. Officials are worried about elephants, and no one can figure out a way to weigh them.
just then, a child ran out, stood in front of the adults and said, "I have an idea, I have an idea!" " When the officials saw it, it turned out to be Cao Chong, Cao Cao's youngest son. Without saying anything, they were thinking: Hum! Adults can't think of any way. What can a five-year-old child do?
But don't look down on children. This little Cao Chong has a way. He thought of a way that even adults couldn't think of at the moment. His father said, "You have a way to say it quickly so that everyone can listen."
Cao Chong said, "I'll show it to you and you'll understand."
He had an elephant led and followed him to the river. His father, as well as those officials, wanted to see what he called it and followed him to the river. There happened to be an empty big boat by the river. Cao Chong said, "Take the elephant to the boat."
I wanted to get on the boat, so the boat sank a little. Cao Chong said: "Draw a mark on the boatside at the water level." After the mark was marked, Cao Chong had the elephant brought ashore. At this time, the big ship was empty, so the big ship took some prisoners up.
Everyone watched, one minute they took the elephant aboard, and the other they took it off, and they said to themselves, "What game is this child playing?"
Next, Cao Chong asked people to pick stones and put them on the ship. He picked one load after another, and the ship slowly sank again.
"all right, all right!" Cao Chong saw that the marks on the boatside were all over the water, so he had the stones picked off the boat one by one. At this time, everyone understood: the stone was loaded on the boat and the elephant was loaded on the boat, and the boat sank to the same mark. It can be seen that the stone and the elephant are of the same weight; Weigh these stones again and add up the weights of all the stones. Isn't the sum obtained the weight of the elephant?
Everyone says that this method looks simple, but if it weren't for Cao Chong to show it to everyone, adults really wouldn't have thought of it. Cao Chong is so clever!
-----------. Some are rabbits, some are tigers ... Some are cats? No, how come there are mice and no cats? Here's a story.
A long time ago, one day, people said, "We will choose twelve animals as the human zodiac, one animal a year." How many animals are there in the world? How to choose? Tell you what, set a date. On this day, when the animals come to sign up, they will choose the first twelve animals as the zodiac.
The cat and the mouse are neighbors and good friends. They both want to register. The cat said, "We have to get up early to register, but I like to sleep late. What should I do?" The mouse said, "Don't worry, don't worry. You can have a deep sleep. I'll call you as soon as I wake up. Let's go together." The cat was very happy and said, "You are really my good friend, thank you."
By the morning of registration, the mouse had already woken up, but it only thought about its own business and forgot about its good friend's cat. I went to sign up myself.
As a result, the mouse was chosen. Where's the cat? The cat got up too late because it slept late. By the time it arrived, twelve animals had been selected.
When the cat was not chosen, it was angry with the mouse. It was strange that the mouse didn't call it. From then on, the cat would eat it when it saw the mouse, and the mouse had to fight hard.
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