A disgusting joke

The two brothers watched a movie together in the cinema. They made a bet in advance to guess the plot of the movie. Whoever guesses wrong, just sip the sputum in the spittoon. The first time the boss guessed wrong, he took a sip from the spittoon. The second time the second penis guessed wrong, he took a sip. The third time, the second child guessed wrong, picked up the spittoon and drank one mouthful after another. The boss looked stunned and said, it's not just a drink. Why do you drink so much? The second child said, whoever spits is too thick and keeps biting ~ ~! !

The two brothers came to the plane again, ready to go to Thailand. Because the second child caught a cold, I picked up a spittoon on the plane and vomited there. The boss went to the toilet because he drank too much water. When the boss came back, he saw all the people on the plane vomiting there. The boss asked the second why everyone was vomiting. The second child said, I spit the spittoon full, and it will be full soon. At this time, the boss is speechless ~ ~! !

PS: I typed these two stories by hand, not pasted them ~ ~! !