Tell a few jokes that will make you laugh all day.

1, at midnight, there is no light in the toilet. You go to relieve yourself, fall into the toilet, fight maggots, compete with shit, no one saves you, die heroically, live a great life, and die silently. In memory of you, the toilet is equipped with lights!

2. When you laugh, the wolf hangs himself, when you bark, the chicken flies and the dog jumps, when you stop, the smell is pervasive, and when you sweat, lice become a disaster, and you are uglier than ghosts. As soon as you dress up, the ghost becomes paralyzed!

3. One day, Cao Cao went to visit Jiang Gan, held Jiang Gan's hand and said enthusiastically, "Fuck, how is your mother?" Jiang Gan fainted and didn't wake up for a long time. He said excitedly, "Fuck, how is your family?" Cao Cao immediately vomited blood and died!

That fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The mute gave a roar, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. Asako said, "Look at my face." The madman said, "that is, people should be rational!" " "

In a military exercise, a shell deviated far away. The soldiers sent to inspect found that the shells landed in the farmland, and you stood in the field, dressed in rags and with dark skin. You said with tears in your eyes, "I just stole a cabbage." Is it necessary to use shelling? " Am I easy for me? "

6, love empty, love empty, wandering the streets; People are empty, money is empty, and a single bad karma is at work; Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it; The mobile phone is empty, there is no money to charge, and life is not easy. Anyway, all four are empty!

7. Just graduated: Brothers, see you soon! One year after graduation: brothers, there will be wives in the future! Later: Brothers, regret marrying a wife! Later: Brothers, there will be a stepmother! Finally: Brothers, repent and turn over a new leaf, and marry!

8. A farmer drove into the city and was stopped by the police. Reason: No license plate! The farmer found a woman's board, wrote a card and hung it up. The police fainted immediately after reading it! ! The brand number reads: Niu B-74 1 10!