Tik Tok classic copywriting joke

1. Ugly children have to run like hell, because if there is a double image, others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly.

2. Some people say that I will be happy if I play with my mobile phone when I go to the toilet. Can I play with shit when I go to the toilet without playing with my mobile phone?

3. 1. Your illness is very serious; 2. But it can be cured; But it needs a lot of money. The doctor's three sentences can make you feel the ups and downs of life.

4. "What can make you lower your dignity and humble yourself?" "Copy homework."

When we were young, we were all flowers of our motherland. However, when I grew up, someone became a wonderful flower!

6. A friend told me that she would come to see me after she lost weight, which made me nervous. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.

7. Who says a slap in the face doesn't make a sound? I will slap you in the face. Do you think it will ring?

8. Q: One year is almost over. Are you still alone? Will I become a dog again?

9. Mathematics is very interesting. How interesting is it? Since I learned math, I feel that even living is meaningless.

10. You are worried about how to make money, and now I am worried about how to spend money. Who can tell me how to use 100 yuan next month?

1 1. In fact, 80% people can lose weight quickly as long as they don't eat supper. But you can't, because you are the other 20%, and you will get fat whether you eat supper or not.

12. A child gave me 100 yuan to be his parents. When I got to his class teacher, I immediately knelt down and said, "Wife, listen to me!" " "

13. You are not easy to get fat at all. You are forgetful after eating a lot of food and thinking that you have only drunk a few mouthfuls.

14. Life is not to please others, but to be kind to yourself. For some bitches in life, be brave and say, I refuse to pay for your shameless.

15. The secret of telling male compatriots not to wash dishes is that every time my wife asks you to wash dishes, she deliberately breaks the bowl, which makes her feel bad and won't let you wash dishes. This is my experience from kneeling on the washboard!

16. Let's flip a coin to bet that my boyfriend is on the front and my girlfriend is on the back.

17. There are three kinds of interpersonal relationships among girls: those that can be seen without washing their hair, those that can be seen after washing their hair, and those that they don't want to see after washing their hair.

18. I was really happy when I was a child. Nobody cares that you are poor, and you don't know that you are ugly. You have no money and no partner, but you are still happy every day.

19. Everything will be fine, and all shall be well. Then we are willing to fly in heaven, kill two birds with one stone and be local tyrants.

20. "Why did he tease you and then suddenly ignore you?" "cast a net in a large area and fish selectively, and you will be released."

2 1. For an amateur bodybuilder, I will give you a popular science: three points are based on practicing seven points and eating, and 90 points are born.

22. When I broke up with my ex, I was fine during the day, but I couldn't restrain my inner emotions at night, and I secretly laughed alone under the quilt.

23. I like lying down at work, like lying down at work, like squinting at meetings, blindfolded when I am scolded, and flying at the moment I get off work.

24. Disadvantages of staying up late: acne, black skin, dark circles, obesity, hair loss, constipation, hypertension, depression, short stature, irregular menstruation, decreased physical strength, slow response and flat chest. The advantage of staying up late: a word "cool".