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The story of romantic love?
1: Don't say I love you even if you die.
Su Baihe has a way to punish her boyfriend Chuning. In her eyes, pouting, being angry, pretending to be pathetic, crying, tickling and provoking are just silly and naive pediatrics, which is so boring. The way she takes is: blind date.
As early as in my hometown, Su Baihe, who wore a horn braid and rode a bamboo pole as a white horse, knew Chuning. Before Singles Day last year, she called him in a foreign land and asked, "Is the wood naked?" As soon as Chu Ning got out of bed and was naked, he told the truth: "Naked. What can I do for you? " Sue lily went on to say, "I also want to * * *. Why don't we make do? "
Su Baihe's birthday is more than half a month later than Chuning's, and he has been pretending to be his sister. So, after a brief talk in a dream, the two decided to find a feeling. At the same time, Su Baihe solemnly warned Chu Ning: "Wood, don't make me angry, otherwise, the consequences will be very serious!"
Chu Ning was shy and inarticulate, and Su Baihe gave him an appropriate nickname: Wood. She never scares Chuning. Every time she is unhappy, she will call in front of her best friend Rong Rong: "Hey, arrange a handsome guy for me, I want a blind date!" Rong Rong runs a matchmaking agency called "Rose Garden". There are as many handsome guys and beautiful women in the morning market as potatoes and cabbages. This time is no exception. Chuning was late again, which delayed for half an hour. How can Su Baihe get used to him? Without explanation, she contacted Rong Rong: "I'll arrange a blind date for my sister right away. Conditions, one must be handsome, and the other must be punctual. "
Su Baihe's mobile phone is in an enlarged state, and Rong Rong's answer is very clear: "What a coincidence, I have a handsome boy with deep melancholy in my hand, which is fascinating. Come on, or I'll take it myself. "
"Well, keep it for my sister. I am on my way. " After the contact is in order, Su Baihe ordered to set off with Chuning. "Wood, I'm going on a blind date. Feel free. "
"Lily, I'm sorry, I ..."
"Stop, don't say sorry to my sister. If I change three words and shout 100 times in the street, I can consider canceling this blind date. " Su Lili interrupted ChuNing with a straight face, aggressive tone, "shout don't shout? 3, 2, 1, the countdown is over, goodbye! "
Second, there is something wrong with handsome guys?
All fools know what those three words Su Baihe forced Chuning to say. But the streets are full of people coming and going, and it's really embarrassing to shout. Chuning was still there, so Su Baihe stopped talking nonsense and stopped a taxi to meet the melancholy handsome guy. This blind date took more time than running a marathon. By the time Su Lily walked out of the rose garden, it was already dark, and the damn pouring rain poured down on her head. Su Baihe was secretly complaining, with an umbrella on his head.
It's Chunning. Chuning asked with a smile, "Have you finished taking the photos? I'll take you home. "
Could it be that he has been standing in the rain waiting for the driver for four or five hours? After a little touched, Su Baihe was a little annoyed: What a wooden head! Your girlfriend is dating, and you can still smile so brightly!
"Hey, why don't you ask me who I saw?"
Chuning was obedient, too, and the parrot said, "Who did you see?" Su Baihe replied cheerfully: "A real high-quality man, an IT elite, is sexier than richard gere."
Chuning gave up her body and tried to make room for Sue. Lily gave her lively gesticulations. After singing a monologue for a long time, Su Baihe was anxious again: "He is so excellent, why don't you be jealous and angry?" Believe it or not, I'm going to find him "
"Keep the change, I'm coming." A black car suddenly stopped and it was the melancholy man who leaned out of the door. Su Baihe was shocked and stared at Chuning with an ultimatum: "The handsome guy is here, and I want to hear those three words from you now. If you stop talking about them, you really have no chance. " Unexpectedly, this melancholy man didn't pay any attention to her at all, but invited Chu Ning to get on the bus very politely.
This time, Su Baihe was completely stupid: "Hey, are you kidding?" You are two big men! "
"I'm looking for a man." When the melancholy man saw it, he quickly stretched out his hand and dragged Chuning into the car. Su Baihe saw that the situation was not good and clung to the door. Melancholy man shouted back, then two people jumped out of the back row, picked up Su Baihe and forced him into the car. Before she came back, the car sped to running all the way. After about half an hour, the car finally pulled into a villa. After getting off the bus, the melancholy man looked at Chuning up and down and nodded with satisfaction: "Yes, my figure and appearance are good. I like it. "
"Do you like it? Bah, don't disgust me! He is my boyfriend, you are not allowed to dream! " Su Lili leaned against Chuning tightly and got up the courage to ask, "Who are you? What do you want to do with us? "
"Please don't catch. Please. " Say that finish, melancholy man led two people into the living room. The living room is spacious, antique, elegant and chic, unlike the bandits' nest. Standing face to face, the melancholy man glanced at Su Lili and asked in a hoarse voice, "Is this young man your boyfriend?" How much does your monthly salary add up to? "
You are not our boss. Does it matter to you whether you drive more or less? But Su Baihe changed his mind again: "You haven't answered me yet. Why do you want to arrest us? "
Just like a chicken talking to a duck. The melancholy man seems to be saying to himself, "10000 is enough?" If you don't tell me, I will pay you this figure. "
Although the money is too much to bite, how dare Su Baihe take it? Make money with your boyfriend and spread it without making people laugh? Su Baihe wanted to warn the melancholy man not to think too much, but the melancholy man left Su Lily and took Chu Ning to another room with the door closed. On the way here, Su Lily didn't expect the worst. The more she thought about it, the more afraid she became: forcing prostitutes, kidnapping, stealing organs ... but at the moment she opened the door, everything finally had an answer: blind date.
The protagonist of the blind date is Chu Ning. What's even more incredible is that the blind date turned out to be a seriously unconscious vegetable, a young girl named Xiaoya!
Third, blind date vegetables
Arranging blind dates for vegetarians is sheer nonsense. But soon, Chuning got the employment agreement. According to the principle of mutual voluntariness, Party B accepts the salary provided by Party A and serves Party A for 65,438+00 days. At the expiration of the time limit, the agreement will be automatically abolished. 10 day rewards up to 20,000. Su Baihe suspected that it was a trap and advised Chuning not to sign it. Chuning sighed with a wry smile and signed it. Otherwise none of them will leave!
That night, Chuning and Su Baihe sat in front of Xiaoya's bed. The melancholy man looked worried and said in anguish: Six months ago, Xiaoya took part in various blind date activities like a lantern. One night, she went on a blind date again and was robbed by someone on the way. She was hit in the back of the head like this. The doctor said it's not that I can't wake up, but the probability is very low, so I suggest giving up. The melancholy man refused to give up, but came up with a bizarre idea: Xiaoya is keen on blind date, and as long as she meets her favorite lover, she will surely wake up.
This is simply asshole logic, which is even more unreliable than the Arabian Nights. Su Baihe was about to shout when he opened his mouth. Chuning quickly persuaded her and whispered, "Anyway, we are also on vacation at this time. Let's promise him first to avoid accidents. " Then he looked at the melancholy man. "I promise to accompany her well, but you must also promise me two conditions." First, don't hurt lily; Second, when 10 day expires, let's go at once. "
"Rest assured, I will treat you well. The premise is that you don't let me down. " The melancholy man looks transfixed at Xiaoya lying motionless in bed, stays for a while, and then turns and leaves. According to the agreement, besides sleeping and eating, Chuning will accompany Xiaoya, talk to her and make her happy. If Xiaoya can be awakened within the agreed time limit, his salary will be doubled. In spite of this, Su Lily is still very flustered.
The next day, Su Baihe and Chu Ning went to Xiaoya's room again. Closing the door, Su Baihe whispered, "Wood, let's escape."
Chuning stuffed Xiaoya in the corner and replied, "Where are you going to escape? We don't even know where this place is. Besides, I signed an agreement with others, and they didn't embarrass us. Is it not good to repent? "
"I really didn't wronged you when I called you Wood!" Su Baihe grabbed the conversation and said, "I went to the toilet last night and found a small window. Let's jump out of the window. " Chuning shook his head again and again: "I asked, this is the basement, the first floor."
There is no escape, only resignation. Chu Ning tried all the diet pills here before giving them to Su Lili. In the blink of an eye, on the ninth day, a miracle happened-when the melancholy man entered the room, Xiaoya's fingers trembled slightly twice!
"Xiaoya and Xiaoya, are you awake?" The melancholy man plopped down on his knees beside the bed, holding Xiaoya's hand and shouting excitedly. However, Xiaoya didn't respond.
"Hey, our appointed time is coming. You don't want to keep us, do you? " Su Baihe asked. The melancholy man stood up, his voice cold: "I'm sorry, I changed my mind." You can go, but he must stay! "Su Baihe was surprised and asked," Are you a man? How can you break your word? Why? "
Melancholy male cold hum: "Because, I have invited so many men back and forth, only he can make Xiaoya move." I firmly believe that he is Xiaoya's favorite person! "
Fourth, kill people without saying I love you.
It turns out that the real intention of this melancholy man entering the rose garden is to find a blind date for Xiaoya. Before, he used this alternative way to "hire" many handsome guys of all types, and the results were ineffective. How can you give up when you meet Chuning and see hope? When Xiaoya wakes up, if she really likes Chuning, he will help them.
Isn't this nonsense? Su Baihe shouted angrily, "What if she never wakes up?"
The melancholy man was silent for a while, and forced himself to answer: "It's easy, let him accompany him forever!" "
Taking his word, Su Baihe suddenly "giggled" and said, "Hey, is that a piece of wood or a heavy thing on your shoulder? Come on, I'll tell you a story to begin to understand. Wood, you also sit down and listen! "
The story told by Su Baihe is a true story, which has been reported on TV and newspapers. A few days ago, someone was seriously ill and became a vegetable. Doctors also advised them to give up treatment. But his children had a whim and whispered in his ear every day: Dad, wake up, you need someone to play mahjong next door. If you don't go, people can't get together. After chanting, the patient really woke up. "Hey, Chuning is my boyfriend, I'm not so generous, and he is not allowed to be very much in love with other girls, whispering. Wooden head, want to know what I asked him to tell Xiaoya? "
The melancholy man looked blankly: "What is it?"
Su Baihe answered slowly, "You love her!"
Su Baihe is telling the truth. After several days of contact, Su Baihe found that this melancholy man and Chu Ning had the same personality. Chuning loves her, but she never says it out loud. Melancholy people are the same to Xiaoya. Trying to get the words "I love you" out of his mouth is definitely more difficult than going to heaven. So, she said to Xiaoya again and again: Xiaoya, it is the poor man who really loves you, not this piece of wood. Please believe me, except that one-track-minded bastard, you will never find another man who loves you as much as he does.
"You, you call me an asshole?" Cried the melancholy man with a gloomy face.
"You are not only an asshole, but also a fool, a complete fool." Su Lili simply replied, "Since you won't let him go, I won't go either." Next, I will sign a overlord agreement with you: When Xiaoya wakes up, we will leave. But you must do as I say: you must tell her I love you from morning till night. "
I love you, I love you, I love you. ...
Maybe it was a coincidence, maybe it was love. Three days later, Xiaoya miraculously woke up! Melancholy man, a three-foot man, hugged her, crying and laughing, tears flying: "Xiaoya, I love you, I love you ..."
"Listen, it's as endless as a card." Su Lili pulled pull ChuNing, quietly hide out of the room, red eyes hugged ChuNing, "wood, I'll tell you a secret ..."
Su Baihe wants to say that I am angry and punish you. Those high-quality men, rich men and handsome men who meet on blind dates are all fake. I just want to make you say "I love you". If you don't believe me, you can ask Rong Rong. But before the words were finished, Chu Ning, who was also in tears, kissed her hard, then took out a ring from her pocket and sank on one knee: "I came late that day, but I actually went to buy it and wanted to propose to you. Lily, please approve it. "
A wooden head is a wooden head, and you will never say I love you when you die. Su Baihe scolded "Wood" lightly, but she said with a tearful smile, "I do ..."
2.1000 love fairy tales
In the third year of his love with her, she decided to leave, not just him, but here. She wants to go abroad. She always feels too depressed and wants to go out for a walk. He didn't say a word to keep her, but gave her a box of puzzles when he sent her at the airport. He said it was no ordinary puzzle, a whole thousand pieces. I don't want you to put it together soon, but I hope to put it together again when you think of me. When you finish spelling and you want to come back, I'll wait for you here. If you don't want to come back, I wish you good luck.
So she flew away with the puzzle. I will call him once in a while and write some emails. They are always weak. She won't say when she will come back, and he won't ask.
In the first year, she watched cherry blossoms in Mount Fuji. She said that her puzzle was only 150, because the cherry blossoms were so beautiful that she didn't have time to think about him. The next year, she began to walk on the path beside the White House Avenue, as if she missed him more, because she got the 480 yuan. In the third year, she said that she suddenly wanted to see the beauty of Cambridge, so she came to Cambridge with a farewell taste. This year, her puzzle was put together into 8 19 pieces.
Friends are persuading him not to wait for her any longer, because she is getting farther and farther away and can never come back. But he just smiled and said no, I'll wait for her. The earth is round. Although she is getting farther and farther away from me, she is getting closer and closer to me.
In the fourth year, he didn't receive any letters from her, nor did he receive any phone calls from her, because she came back and became his wife. My friends were surprised. How can she come back to be the wife he never liked to be tied down?
At this time, she always smiled and pointed to a painting in their living room, all because of it.
At first glance, it is just a picture made up of many small pieces, because with the passage of time and the journey of the hostess, the original bright colors have long been lost, and the whole picture looks gray. At the same time, because it doesn't have much artistic conception in it, it gives people an excessive commercial atmosphere.
Nothing, just a photo. Friends are always puzzled.
Look carefully, she said patiently, pointing to the lower right corner of the picture.
There is a love word written in traditional Chinese characters, which is from the heart. A small part of the word "heart" is different from all other parts. It's new and has a different luster, just like a new piece is missing.
That year, when she finished spelling the 999th piece, she was shocked. Then she thought about what he said at the airport and understood. So she came back and asked him to make up the last piece of her painting, fulfilling the heart, fulfilling the love and fulfilling the love between him and her.
Life is a big jigsaw puzzle. Each of us is looking for our own and wants to make it colorful. But no matter how hard we try, if we can't find someone and hold the last piece that can give you a complete life, everything will be in vain.
3. A talented person wins a beautiful woman.
On June 5438- 10, 2007, Chen Yujia, the host of Phoenix TV, went to Guanghua School of Management of Peking University for further study, which happened to be in the same class as Jiang Nanchun, a business genius known as the "bachelor of diamonds". Jiang Nanchun recognized her at a glance. However, Chen Yujia's impression of Jiang Nanchun is not good. He is not handsome enough.
However, Jiang Nanchun desperately launched a love offensive against Chen Yujia. There is an unwritten rule in their EMBA class that whoever sees a good book worth recommending will buy dozens of books for everyone in the class. Jiang Nanchun will write some touching poems in his recommendation letter to Chen Yujia, but Chen Yujia doesn't agree: "A big man, it's hard to write these disgusting things." Chen Yujia couldn't relate those poems to him.
One day, two people went to an alley near the school to buy fried dried tofu. Jiang Nanchun bought a pack first and couldn't wait to taste it. He waited quietly for Chen Yujia to buy another bag. Back at Hutongkou, Jiang Nanchun said, "It's dry and astringent. It tastes terrible. Throw away yours too. " After that, he threw the dried bean curd into the trash can by the roadside. Chen Yujia was very surprised: "Why did you say it now? I also bought a bag. " Jiang Nanchun said: "It may be that the shopkeeper has just been laid off and finally got up the courage to set up this stall. If I say it's not delicious in front of him, he will definitely feel bad and may not even have the courage to do business. Isn't this the source of other people's lives? "
Since then, Chen Yujia's impression of Jiang Nanchun has improved. This is really a kind man. In August 2009, before the first anniversary of the Olympic Games, they entered the marriage hall hand in hand. Kindness is the true feeling of a talented person.
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