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The function of cowhide

The general knowledge teacher asked Tom: "Do you know what the function of cowhide is?" Tom scratched The back of his head said "I don't know". I know," his tablemate said, raising his hands, "it's used to wrap beef together. "

Borrow the report card

The teacher asked Jimmy: "Why did you lend the report card to John? "No, I didn't do it on purpose." Jimmie replied calmly, "He said he wanted to scare his parents." What was the result? "The teacher asked again. The result -" Jimmy replied, "John's buttocks are swollen."

A man's thoughts

Miller, a top student majoring in agriculture at a certain university, returned home during the summer vacation. In his hometown, a neighbor's wife wanted to raise chickens to get rich, so she came to ask him for advice. Based on the chicken coop, chicken food and other data provided by the lady, Miller told her that it would be more appropriate to raise about 30 hens and one or two roosters. At the end of the summer vacation, Miller wanted to see how his "idea" was implemented. But he was stunned in front of the chicken coop. In addition to 30 hens, there are also 30 big roosters. "Madam, to raise 30 hens, only one or two roosters are enough. If there are too many roosters, they will not be able to lay eggs, but it will be a waste of food." "You mean, let one or two roosters occupy so many hens?" The neighbor's wife ……