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Why did Bezos choose to divorce?

It is said that men who often wash dishes are sexy.

The richest man in the world is sexier to help his wife wash dishes!

The life of the richest man is out of reach, but having a happy family is still the key reference standard for the general public as happiness.

I think, for this reason, the richest man has also circled teenage girls' powder.

Still showing love in the first half of the year. Why did I suddenly issue a divorce statement?

Bezos and Mackenzie have been married for 25 years. Although we haven't known each other for a long time, it was the cooperation between husband and wife that hatched Amazon, a world business giant, from 0. Mackenzie is a writer. He is a proud pupil of Nobel Prize in Literature's award-winning writing class. He also published two novels in recent years and raised four children.

How can such a perfect family combination not continue to operate?

The American media has been stalking for four months, and there is sufficient evidence to prove that Bezos became the old king next door and cheated on his friend's wife, a TV anchor.

Bezos will be greeted by halving his property, the most expensive divorce fee in history.

This is just a simple divorce. What everyone hates is cheating!

But then again, if you can be content with being dull when your passion fades, how can you divorce again?

In the Yuan Dynasty, there was a strange girl named Guan Daosheng. She is a calligrapher, painter and poet. She is not only a talented woman, but also a proper beauty.

At the age of 28, she married Zhao Mengfu.

Zhao Mengfu is a famous painter and one of the four masters of regular script.

Twenty-eight years old should be considered an old maid at that time. I wonder if her old mother urged her to get married at that time.

Anyway, Guan Daosheng finally waited for her beloved Zhao Mengfu. They are equally talented. They can play the pipa and sing.

Such a pair of perfect beauties, when Zhao Mengfu was in her fifties, had a thriving career and were full of ambitions. Seeing that many friends around her have concubines, he also wants to take concubines, so he tentatively asked the pipe student's opinion and gave several examples of friends around him.

At that time, it was normal for people with a little prestige to take concubinage.

Will Guan Daosheng agree?

She replied in a word, the famous "I Nong Ci", which reads as follows:

You are so affectionate when you are jealous of me.

A lot of feelings, hot as fire;

Twist a piece of mud, be a you, be a me, break us together and mix with water;

Twist the other you and shape the other me.

I have you in the mud and you have me in the mud;

I was born with you and died with you.

First, I reviewed their past love, and then I made a statement: sleep under a quilt and put the same coffin after death. Secret means to be together or to die together.

Zhao Mengfu felt guilty when he saw that his wife was so affectionate, and came to their senses, giving up the idea of concubinage.

I watched a blind date program a while ago. There is an elite male returnee with a strong family background and well-managed figure and image. He is good at sailing and bungee jumping. He said in the program that the last love affair was not continued because two people had different interests and hobbies, and the girls gradually stabilized. He wants to find a girl with similar interests who can keep fresh.

Who doesn't want an interesting and fresh life?

Hearing the "novelty", Han Huang and Huang Lei made a special agreement. Marriage is the hardest thing to keep fresh, living under one roof every day.

Murphy also agreed. He put in a little joke:

One day, someone found a tomato at home. It is estimated that it has been bought for more than ten days, and it is not rotten at all.

This makes her a little scared, no. Tomatoes have not changed for more than ten days, which is contrary to natural science. There must be something like preservatives in it. You can't eat it!

No matter how perfect the marriage is, after a long time, there will always be people who are half-hearted. Some people pull back from the brink, and some people are getting farther and farther away.

When commenting on Bezos' divorce, Trump said, I wish him good luck, which will be a wonderful thing.

Although the divorce between Bezos and Mackenzie has broken many of us' perfect obsession with "holding hands and growing old with children", it is not a bad thing for both sides to calmly separate from each other and live a good life in a loveless marriage at a time of high divorce rate.

For those who want a lasting marriage, don't be confused by novelty.

Everything has a cycle.