Funny words to write to friends

What are some particularly funny words that you can send to your friends? Please enjoy below the most funny words I have written to your friends. Funny words to write to friends

1) You know, when I miss you, I bite my fingers. Since I fell in love with you and developed this hobby, I have never used nail clippers, and my nails are still very clean. This is the price of love!

2) Don’t be afraid of enemies like tigers, just be afraid Teammates like pigs!

3) Gentle, kind, generous, able to get out of the hall and into the kitchen, and filial, without money everywhere, he is simply a perfect saint. I have wanted to have a home for many years, and anyone who is willing can take her in.

4) When you make money, you work hard to earn more overtime pay. When you spend money, you hold banknotes and bank cards in your hands, buying this and that just to feel good. Like a flower, my friend advises you, life is short, spend it when it’s time to spend it.

5) After my brother and his girlfriend received the production license, they were busy producing every day.

6) Since I was a child, I have determined to be a wise and foolish person, but I have only succeeded in half, and even the second half.

7) The mouse fell in love with the cat and sang: I love you, I love you, just like the mouse loves rice, no matter how many winds and rains, I will still be with you. Cat: Don’t be pretentious, my mother said, falling in love without the purpose of getting married is just a hooligan!

8) By God’s blessing, the emperor Zhao said, although it is early summer, the climate is changeable, sometimes cold and sometimes cold. Hot, this order is specially issued. My dear, you need to be kind to yourself, put on clothes at the right time to prevent colds, stay happy at all times, and don’t resist orders!

9) The Big Gray Wolf said to the Red Wolf: Wife, I’ll catch a sheep for you. ?Red Wolf glared at it and said: ?Silly, Shenma mutton is just a cloud in my opinion? If you want to catch him, just read the text message and catch this guy, eating pork is popular now!?

10) The miser went out on business and was afraid that others would secretly drink the wine he just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while he came back and found a few more words on the note: I spit out it too!

11) The only thing in the world that becomes better and better as time goes by is memories.

12) Sighing is the biggest waste of time, and crying is the biggest waste of energy.

13) Troubles have been fired, sorrow has been defeated, unhappiness has fled, failure has been written off, success is noisy, happiness is laughing, wishful thinking is shrouded, auspiciousness is shining, blessings are surrounding, happiness is reported!

14) If I beat you, I will beat you, do you still have to choose the day?

15) Making money is not easy, it does not require hard work, but also sweat. Money is precious. If you don’t spend it, you should spend it. All the money spent is in vain! I wish my friends can make money steadily and spend money freely!

16) A little ant was walking and saw his companion standing on the roadside with a foot stretched out. The little ant was puzzled. Question: Brother, what are you doing? I saw the little ant whispering, Look, the elephant is coming, I am tripping the elephant!

17) Feifei: Has your childhood dream come true? Ah Ju : Half realized! Feifei: Oh, what was your dream when you were a child? Ah Ju: I want to be a policeman. Uncle Feifei: How do you call it half realized? Ah Ju: I am an uncle now?

18) You Take your overpass and I'll take my underpass.

19) The cat said to the tiger: Look at you, you are bigger than me, but no one likes you. Look at me being hugged by people every day, how great it is. Hurry up and lose weight. Tiger: No matter what, I am still the king of the forest, and you must be under my control.

20) A life that does not aim at happiness is nonsense. A love that does not end with marriage will break up sooner or later. It is best not to do a job that does not reward you with a salary increase. It is best not to do a job that is not based on teasing. Who will read the information!

21) A short man riding a big horse? Dilemma

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22) I don’t have a house for the time being, and my deposit is less than 10,000 yuan. Normally, you will get used to it if you look at it a few times. I usually wander alone leisurely, but I really can't steal a little money. I am not good at anything else, and I am quite kind-hearted.

Guangji Female Companions: Life is a long road, and every day counts as one day passed.

23) In a few decades, we will meet and be sent to the crematorium, all burnt to ashes. You and I will be piled in a pile, no one knows anyone, and all sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer!

24) Today, Thursday, ### went to take the exam and passed..., went home and watched TV, saw the Shaolin Temple, and wanted to give it a try, but was beaten like a tomato by the people from the Shaolin Temple, and said that he had the ability. After entering the hospital, the doctor asked him to go to the clinic. He went to the toilet, but there was no light in the toilet. He fell into the toilet pit, fought with daddy, and died heroically. In order to commemorate him, people let him live forever in the toilet

　25) Tang Monk After experiencing ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, the disciples finally met Tathagata Buddha to ask for the true scripture. Tathagata asked: ? Tathagata asked: ? Did you bring PSP? Tang Monk Master and Disciple: ?...? Tathagata: ? Then you are on your way? How is it entertaining? Tang Monk and his apprentice: ? Fight monsters and upgrade...?

26) The animal kingdom selected military advisors. As a result, the cobra defeated the fox with an absolute advantage and was elected. The tiger comforted the fox and said: Farewell, brothers. Depressing, everyone says you are always slippery, so you are not stable enough. People wear a pair of glasses, and you look like a cultured person.

27) Xiao Qiao: I wish you a good harvest in love and career! In addition to giving us many girls in the future, you must also leave some love for yourself!

28) Now this In society, walking to work is a bit tiring, taking the bus to work is a bit crowded, riding a bicycle to work is a bit of a loss of status, and going to work on a motorcycle is not tiring, not crowded, and is not a loss of status, it is just a bit cold. Driving is a bit painful.

29) I ask what money is, it only teaches life and death. Money is not everything, but it is absolutely impossible to live without money. I wish you all a lot of money, save money, and spend it in the right place.

30) Her long and graceful hair, her piercing eyes, her straight and slender figure, and her fresh and beautiful smile. I feel happy when I see you, and depressed when I don’t see you.

31) When you have a little boring time, I send you a text message to tease you; when your phone beeps, don’t forget about me; when you smile sincerely, all your worries will go away; when you send text messages politely, remember to always smile.

32) Khrushchev said that in the end, personality worship is corpse worship.

33) Now you are looking for Prince Charming, you are out, now you are looking for Prince BMW.

34) Although the tumbler will not fall, it will not move forward.

35) If you have money, there will be a group of dogs behind you, but if you don’t have money, it will be difficult to move even an inch.

36) Philosophers are not legal. When you think about the same thing for more than a few seconds, you become a philosopher. A selection of particularly funny words to write to friends

1) You are more talented than me, only one or two!

2) If You Are the One is so beautiful, with 24 beauties in one issue, I am the legendary second male lead. I have a rabbit-like appearance that makes people laugh. I sigh when I look at my income. The past is sentimental and connected. A red light is shining brightly. There is only one left until the end. I leave resolutely just for you. Hold on to the red thread. I lead.

3) Since these days, I have been wanting to say three words to you, but I am afraid that even if I say it, I won’t be able to become an ordinary friend. But I can’t control it, so I still want to say: Lend some money!

4) Every month from the day when I get paid, I live arrogantly for a week at first, then live calmly for a week, then helplessly for a week, and finally in the infinite expectation of salary. Live for a week? How about you?

5) Ma Daha works as an accountant? It’s all a fool’s errand

6) I would like to become a thief, steal your true feelings and put them in my romantic heart , spend your whole life fighting, even if there is only a bowl of porridge, I will put it in your hand, loving you in this life is not enough! Hey! Are you touched?

7) A smile on the face, a happy mood is indispensable; The message should be sweet to your heart, and you will not be upset at all times; the message will raise your eyebrows, and good luck will always follow; the message conveys friendship, and I wish you happiness!

8) Rain represents longing, and heavy rain is blue Warning, I think of you, yellow warning for heavy rain, I am thinking of you, orange warning for heavy rain, I am looking for you, red warning for heavy rain, I can't live without you~~ Lifebuoy, haha, there has been a lot of rain recently, please pay attention to safety when traveling.

9) After my brother and his girlfriend received the production license, they were busy producing every day.

10) The fat is so thick that it’s so uncomfortable to move!

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