Ask a few jokes that satirize the poor school food.

The agreement between the students and the canteen is based on the principle of mutual understanding and respect (that is, the canteen understands the behavior of the students, and the students respect and adapt to the level of the school chef)!

Party B (i.e. canteen) shall perform the following terms:

Article 1: the diameter of fried cakes and pies must exceed 5 cm;

Article 2: The average number of "cockroaches" in steamed buns shall not exceed three times a week;

Article 3: The meat content in meat dishes must exceed 5%, and the sand content in rice must be less than10%;

Article 4: Some home-cooked dishes should be labeled with names, or at least students above 10 can distinguish the ingredients;

Article 5: Chefs shall not decide the number of meals to be served according to their looks;

Article 6: Steamed bread and flower rolls must be intact, at least not bitten by others or left by rodents;

Article 7: After each meal is cooked, the chef must taste it in front of at least five students. If he stays in his mouth for more than 10 seconds, he can serve it to the students.

Party A (that is, students) shall perform the following terms.

Article 1: It is forbidden to carve the chef's name on the canteen wall, hang Xiao Qiang's body next to it and hold a memorial service;

Article 2: It is forbidden to hit the chef above the neck and below the waist with hard objects that are extremely harmful, such as steamed bread and flower rolls.

Article 3: Do not intentionally vomit in front of the canteen staff for the purpose of affecting others' appetite;

Article 4: Beautiful girls are not allowed to take more than ten lunch boxes to the window to cook at a time;

Article 5: When female students eat steamed buns and Xiao Qiang, who is legally dead, the volume of screaming should not exceed 90 decibels;

Article 6: don't use the meals in the canteen as a penalty bet for losing poker;

Article 7: When there are "chicken feet" in the dish that day, it is not allowed to collectively put the middle finger of the "chicken feet" on the rice basin for the chef to eat.

Both parties must strictly abide by the above terms, and the defaulting party will be fined and eat all the leftovers in the canteen that day.