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Who can help me compose a text message about asking for a debt, which is the most funny without hurting my feelings? Thank you.

1. Best friend, if you don’t have money, I will support you. If you have money, pay me back as soon as possible.

2. The most important thing in getting along with good friends is frankness and comfort. I don’t want you to be embarrassed when you come to me to borrow money, and I don’t want me to be careful when I come to you to pay back money. This is how good friends get along.

3. Borrowing money depends on friends, and repaying money depends on character.

4. When you ask me to borrow money, please don’t mention the repayment deadline. Unless you are sure that you can pay it back, otherwise when the deadline comes, I will think about when you will repay me the money every day and why you haven’t repaid me yet. money. If this worry bothers me for too long, I think I won’t be so willing to lend you money next time.

5. When you borrowed money from me, I didn’t say a word, but when I asked you to pay back the money, you said nothing.

6. It is best to repay debts in this world. Just pay back whatever you owe. It's just that people's hearts are fickle, and the balance between debt and debt repayment is never equal. It is difficult for both sides of the scale to be equal, so they have no choice but to pay back the money they owe and a life for a life they owe. The human heart cannot be guessed, and the world cannot be understood.

7. You must be careful when borrowing money from others. You must know who can borrow money and who cannot. If you have the courage to borrow money, you must have the consciousness not to pay it back.

8. Don’t owe a friend money for a long time without repaying it, and don’t ask your friend to pay it back after many times. Otherwise, don’t expect him to take the initiative to contact you again after you repay the money. Friends should be mutually supportive. Trust isn't it?