Classic funny quotations of taxi drivers

Speaking of a bus driver, a passenger stuck his head out of the window, and the driver said, "Put your head back if you stick your head out. You can't put your head in such a big carriage. "

Taxi driver's quotation 2:

I remember once going to Melody to sing with some girlfriends. In the car, we discussed with great interest what songs to order in the future: "Your" Suddenly Want to Love You "must be sung, and I really want to hear it." "Everyone should sing together." "Huangmei opera? I've always wanted to hear you sing ... "The creaking sound is extremely lively. The driver master has been driving silently. When he arrived at his destination, he was very dissatisfied and muttered, "You'd better sing first." I dare let the master speak first.

Taxi driver's quotation 3:

On Valentine's Day, I took a taxi to pick up my boyfriend from work. The driver on the road asked me, "Do you want to date your boyfriend?" I said, "Yeah." The driver asked again, "Surely you will receive flowers today?" I said, "He's not used to it." He said, "Then I'll give you one." I immediately took out one of the flowers next to him and handed it to me. I was flattered ~ as a result, I saw my boyfriend as soon as I got off the bus. I held up the flower and his face turned black.

Taxi driver's quotation 4:

Once when I moved (I never moved alone), after I got into a taxi, a friend from other places sent me a text message, and my cell phone rang. I just click to watch the news and then press a few words to reply. Halfway through the car, the driver suddenly came to enlighten me. "Did you quarrel? Why don't you answer your cell phone? How did he offend you? Go back and treat him well. Is it worth moving? By the way, what did he do to you? " Persuasion was quick and reasonable, and I didn't have time to interrupt. I was in distress situation, and my cell phone rang again. The driver shouted, "You'd better answer 1.

Taxi driver's quotation 5:

Another time, the master asked me, "How about driving by yourself?" I said, "I don't know yet." He said, "Hey, it's not gonna be okay, it's not gonna be okay." There are too many street killers on the street now. You can't usually tell. It's all swishing. As soon as I got to the parking lot, hey, I showed my face with nothing. "

Taxi driver's quotation 6:

One night, my husband and I huddled together in Little Xia Lili and went back to our home from our parents' home. My husband is also a crazy fast driver, but he will be quiet in other people's cars and hate me the most, so he takes out his mobile phone and makes a phone call. This time he sat in the front seat and we walked quietly all the way. However, when we saw the master go through five hurdles and cut six generals, he dashed left and right, and the flute played around us like a gangster film. When waiting for the red light, he suddenly asked the man who had been silent in the front seat, "Are you afraid?" We froze at once, and my husband quickly said, "No, no, you drive really well." Although it is fast, it is really stable. "The master said," I used to drive a military vehicle, and I can't stand the car in front. "

Taxi driver's quotation 7:

I once took a bus with a female colleague. She said that she had just spent more than 400 yuan on a bottle of flour oil. The driver sighed with emotion: "Then you can wipe dozens of pieces with your fingers." The female colleague said, "Yes. Otherwise, master, I'll wipe it for you and I won't give you money. " The driver said, "Then I have to give you some money." This article comes from: Classic Quotations Network