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Do you have any funny chat history?

1. Recently, I have become accustomed to rail transit as the first choice. There are no traffic jams and no worries. Moreover, this spot is not crowded. The time from A to B is guaranteed. The rare schedule and cool air make the trip recent. The anxiety was relieved for a moment...

2. "The bridge is jammed every day. If you drive to work and get on the bridge smoothly without traffic jams, then you really won the lottery!

3. Single girls can go on a blind date on the highway today. Look at your property from your car model, your character from your attitude, and your kidney function from holding back your urine. I can only help you so far, so don’t thank me.

4. Traffic jams, always traffic jams, make me so upset. If you could, you would block me for the rest of my life.

5. The world's largest auto show - China Expressway Auto Show, with the most complete variety. The luxury car show with the largest number of exhibitors.

6. On the way home, the traffic jam was like years of constipation, and the passengers in the car did not move no matter how anxious they were.

7. The cars are packed together, the drivers are restless, and the horns are blaring.

8. The traffic jam is so annoying that as long as there is an accident, Dalian's traffic will be paralyzed. It's so annoying. Dead!

9. Jinan is building roads from south to north, from east to west, expanding, building, and rebuilding. Traffic jams are everywhere every day.

10. The happiest thing I can think of is watching traffic jams everywhere with you at home during the National Day.

11. Traffic jams are not the most depressing thing. The most depressing thing is that you are in a traffic jam and your car GPS says.

12. A row of egrets climbed into the sky, and I was squeezed in the middle. I asked where the restaurant was, but I was blocked at the toll gate. I still held my pipa to half-cover my face, and I forgot to bring instant noodles in the car. I am born with talents. It’s useful, I haven’t moved for five hours; it’s cold and rainy at night, and I watch the sunrise on the highway; the apes on both sides of the river can’t stop crying, and I don’t stay in the car at home; I roar when I see an injustice on the road, and my dog ??walks on the highway.