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One day, A and B went shopping together. They walked to the door of the store, and the owner asked A, "What do you want?"
A said, "A bag of peanuts." The boss moved a ladder, climbed to the top of the shelf and gave A a bag of peanuts. Then the boss asked B, "What do you want to buy?" B said, "I want a bag of peanuts, too."
Why didn't boss B say so earlier? Instead, he moved the ladder, climbed to the top of the shelf, took a bag of peanuts and quickly asked C, "Do you want a bag of peanuts, too?" C said, "No", so the boss took a bag of peanuts. The boss gave the peanuts to B, put away the ladder and asked C, "What do you want?" C said, "I want three bags of peanuts!" " "
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