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The boy said I went home, how should I go back?

The boy said, "I'm back." How did he reply?

Straight girl replied: Mm-hmm, I was there, too. Go home. All right.

Gao EQ replied: I actually reported it to me. Can I be yours? Emergency contact. I didn't see you when I first came in. It's been a long time. I'll drive you home in a Ferrari next time. If you call me a minute later, I'll call the police. I was at your house, too. To what house? No. Am I home? I am already looking forward to our next meeting.

I'm his boyfriend. Who are you? Oh, my heart is in you. Can you send it back to me? I left your key here. She went to take a bath. Wait a minute. I haven't come to your house yet. You can't sleep until I get there. You are lucky, but you won't be so lucky next time.

Mind method: just use a fresh reply occasionally, don't reply like this every time. After all, dragon meat will get tired of eating one day, and you should learn to reconcile yin and yang. Give him a boost when he is depressed. Cool him down when he is in high spirits. By the way, especially the big move, don't often use such things as astringency and crying. A big move is characterized by fierceness, and it is not a big move if it is used less.