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Scorpio and Sagittarius hit it off?

Sagittarius VS Scorpio (you have to believe in a match made in heaven)

In Greek mythology, Scorpio and Sagittarius are like the sun and the moon. One rises in the east and the other sinks in the west, which is doomed to be a constellation that cannot meet. Scorpio will be amazing when it meets Sagittarius. How can there be such a person in the world? Because Sagittarius is the most different and obvious constellation from Scorpio. The interaction between these two constellations is completely irrelevant, which has caused many misunderstandings and jokes-

Scorpio people love and hate clearly. When they talk to the people they value, they will drop everything and focus on each other. If his date is a shooter, it is obvious that Scorpio is very busy, and he has given up all social activities to go to the shooter's appointment, but the shooter is either late or sends a text message to answer the phone in a hurry during the conversation. Scorpio will feel very hurt at this time. However, Scorpio is a person who needs to pay more attention to himself. Scorpio, according to his own thinking, often doubts the sincerity of the shooter, which in turn leads to hatred.

I have a girlfriend who is Sagittarius. She invited me out for tea. Tell me how Scorpio makes her unreasonable. I listened carefully to her conversation and turned my mind to help her find a way. Besides, this guy is careless, like an ADHD child, and he doesn't even look up at checkers.

I said, are you listening? Do you know that you are annoying?

She seemed startled and said, actually, my hands are moving and my ears are listening.

Scorpio needs each other to move from form to action in order to feel valued. Sagittarius, on the other hand, may be casual in form, but actually attaches great importance to the people he cares about.

Scorpio likes rules when dealing with people. Their contacts will make an appointment with you in advance when they go to a place. Sagittarius hates rules. Come whenever you want, and leave whenever you want.

Scorpio will try to bear the results that he doesn't want to encounter and think about "ending" things from beginning to end. Sagittarius is the worst at cleaning up the mess, and it is suspected of anticlimactic. For example, the shooter wants to say something to Scorpio, make a phone call or send a message. Obviously, at first, the enthusiasm was high. There was a sudden silence when he was talking, and he went offline without even saying hello. Scorpio will think Sagittarius is very self-righteous.

Scorpio will say "sorry" to each other even if something happens temporarily, and will say "good night" to each other when he wants to end the conversation. Sagittarius hates explanations. He came and left, just like the locust in Task Force Bugs. It is not uncommon to say hello to you while eating food prepared by ants.

Different communication habits between the two constellations will lead to many misunderstandings.

Scorpio is born with the spirit of self-protection, and the stinger is always open to deal with people who may hurt themselves. When they associate with people, they need a sense of security very much. When they attach importance to a person in their hearts, they will find ways to give this person a sense of security.

Sagittarius thinks that commitment means responsibility, which will violate their "freedom". The interesting phenomenon is that Sagittarius is not really free in real life when they work and have families. They especially need the feeling of "letting them be free" in interpersonal communication, and will make many strong reactions to prove that they are free, and they will not hesitate to leave or warn each other.

Ordinary constellation analysis thinks Sagittarius is a playboy. In fact, Sagittarius people like to make friends, and they often can't tell the difference between friendship and love. Sagittarius, who values friends, often sparks with friends of the opposite sex, because Sagittarius's concept is that if you talk about love, you must first be friends. If the "love" developed under the vague concept disappoints them, they will not hesitate to give up and make friends with other opposite sex, so people only see the surface of Sagittarius.

Scorpio is a person who can clearly distinguish friendship from love. They will never have any affair with their psychological "friends". They say Scorpio is ambiguous. In fact, Scorpio's ambiguous objects are all people he originally planned to develop. They don't have much contact. If the keen Scorpio finds that the object he likes may bring him harm, he will take an evasive attitude.

Sagittarius leaves because he doesn't like someone. Scorpio leaves because he likes someone.

Scorpio and Sagittarius make friends, Scorpio will mistakenly think that Sagittarius usually cares about themselves, and even make such small moves, mistakenly thinking that Sagittarius is "interesting" to himself. If Scorpio and Sagittarius are in the same circle or club, when Scorpio finds that Sagittarius is also fighting with other members of the opposite sex, it will feel that Sagittarius is a playboy and annoying.

Sagittarius likes each other and will invite many friends to play and sing karaoke. She hopes that the person she likes can enjoy calling her friends and making a fuss with her. Scorpio likes a person and thinks it is a secret or privacy. He must want to be alone with someone he likes.

If a Scorpio invites you alone, he must have a crush on you. Just because the shooter doesn't invite you alone doesn't mean she doesn't like you.

Scorpio is a water elephant, which is suitable for both sports and sports. It's not that he doesn't like excitement, but more often he is quiet, silent and doesn't want to attract attention. He especially needs private space in his work and life. He has a separate study or office and likes to close the door. People often wonder what Scorpio is doing in a closed room. In fact, what he does in the room is no different from that of people outside the room.

Scorpio doesn't want to expose his life to the public. This habit makes Scorpio considered as the most mysterious of the twelve constellations. What Scorpio hates most is that others read his diary, mobile phone and chat records, or ask questions at the beginning, especially those involving personal privacy. Scorpio is tight-lipped about past experiences. One day, Scorpio took the initiative to talk about the past, usually the scars caused by experience, and he repaired it himself. For this reason, Scorpio also respects the privacy of others. Even very good same-sex friends will carefully avoid very private topics.

So the mystery of Scorpio is that he advocates many "secrets" that outsiders don't know, just like Sagittarius advocates freedom. For example, a group of colleagues in the company are chatting at lunch time, and Scorpio will get up and tell everyone that I am going out. Someone asked him what you were doing, but he didn't speak. An hour later, Scorpio came back happily, and his colleagues were more curious and asked what you did. Scorpio just doesn't say anything In fact, he probably just bought a pair of satisfied shoes in the shopping mall downstairs.

Not telling you is the motto of Scorpio.

Sagittarius likes to share his happiness and secrets with his good friends. Sagittarius's life and social life can hardly exist independently. But if you ask a shooter, the more you ask him, the more disgusted he is and the less he tells you. His dislike is different from Scorpio's emphasis on privacy, and just asking questions makes him feel uneasy.

I am who I am, and I am free. This is the motto of Sagittarius.

It is generally believed that Scorpio is a dedicated and persistent constellation. Because of this, Scorpio's amazing energy and explosive power can often make great achievements in career in a short time. They are good at analyzing the situation and carefully planning and preparing everything. Once they make a move, the probability of making a mistake is almost zero. Like a scorpion hiding in the dark, it looks so quiet, so quiet that it seems to be asleep. Who would have thought that he suddenly swooped down and put the target into the bag accurately? But in wrestling or chess, Scorpio's endurance is obviously not enough. They are most afraid of getting stuck. After several sprints, Scorpio is still deadlocked, and will start a new stove and start again.

According to the constellation survey of global successful entrepreneurs and presidents, Scorpio ranks first in the constellation 12. They are decisive decision-makers, scheming politicians, courageous and enterprising towards their goals, and endowed with keen observation, which enables Scorpio from all walks of life to seize any opportunity around them, accurately grasp the opponent's mentality in business negotiations, minimize risks, and make enterprises invincible.

People say that Scorpio is cunning, and is a master who is good at seizing opportunities and making use of others to achieve his career. Scorpio, who has a successful career, tends to be focused and persistent in dealing with feelings. They will treat a person affectionately for a period of time. If there is no progress beyond the time limit set by them, they will choose to give up. Because Scorpio is a constellation that needs stimulation and external force to be reborn, they often feel very painful when dealing with setbacks. In fact, they really hope that by changing their working environment and contacts, they can end this state of being neither dead nor alive and start a new journey.

Scorpio in the tarot card corresponds to "death", which means that the end is the possibility of another beginning. Because of this, Scorpio's outlook on life doomed him to be the most devoted and ruthless.

Sagittarius is a natural "hunter", and it is awkward to use body language. Sagittarius is especially good at discovering the advantages of each other in interpersonal communication, especially young Sagittarius. It is normal to deal with several opposite sexes at the same time.

Don't take it seriously!