Homophonic joke: the first volume of the fifth grade of primary school

A Chinese teacher read an ancient poem named "Sleeping in Spring" by Lu You to the students and asked them to dictate. The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows, and a student dictated as follows:

Wo Chun (I am stupid)

Mume smells the flowers (I have no culture)

Lying on a branch hurts my ass (I have a low IQ)

Far away, lying like water (ask me who I am)

Eduardo Chun Lv (a big donkey)

The coast is green (I am a donkey)

The coast is green (I am a donkey)

The shore is as green as a daisy (I am an ass)!