Don Quixote: I actually don’t have the second grade disease

Absurd idealism, who is the madman?

? Don Quixote's life is destined to be an extraordinary person.

? More than 400 years ago, when Don Quixote was created by Spain's greatest writer Cervantes, he and Shakespeare's Hamlet formed a "crazy brother" who started out as a "conflict" group".

? These are not the only conditions that can make Don Quixote stand out.

? Hamlet’s uncle Claudius murdered Hamlet’s father, usurped the throne, and married the king’s widow Gertrude; Prince Hamlet therefore avenged his father’s death on his uncle. Don Quixote's reaction was completely different from Hamlet's. Don Quixote stuffed his heart into the pile of books, "I want to read novels, read novels, I'm crazy"!

? From then on, a "beautiful" Don Quixote appeared before our eyes, a strange novel-loving person.

Because of this, people always think that Don Quixote is crazy, and some people think that he is a paranoid idealist. Perhaps Don Quixote, who was immersed in the novel, showed his head in the book, his eyes turned white, and he gestured excitedly with his hands in the air: "Nonsense, I am obviously a knight on a white horse who is a chivalrous and righteous man!" This is definitely one of the symptoms of novel poisoning.

Kong Yi, written by Zhou Shuren, once said this.

Don Quixote is a little nobleman. He suffered from severe chuunibyou when he was nearly 50 years old. He did many ridiculous things on his own.

Don Quixote was so enchanted by the chivalric novel that he bought land to "chasing stars" and even went bankrupt.

In Cervantes's writings, Don Quixote is considered a wealthy family. "There is a spear, a leather shield, a lean horse and a harrier on the spear stand at home."

"There is more beef than mutton in the pot, and cold diced pork is often eaten for dinner." , fried eggs on Saturday, lentils on Friday, and a young pigeon on Sunday.” It's not particularly luxurious, but it's still relatively rich.

Seeing this, do you feel a little bit sad: Because of this epidemic, hot pot, skewers, milk tea, pudding, snail noodles... have left us one after another. I even thought about waiting for the epidemic In the end, I went to every restaurant I loved to eat and "spoiled" it.

As you can imagine, Don Quixote attended many parties, and his wardrobe was filled with luxurious clothes one after another.

For a wealthy family, servants are indispensable. According to Cervantes’ description, “there is also a housekeeper in her forties, a niece under twenty years old and a For the young man who can farm and purchase, prepare horses and prune branches for him." So Don Quixote does not need to work. He eats and sleeps every day, and eats after sleeping, because he has nothing to do all day long, and he does not need to take online classes or write. Homework, don’t be afraid of being forced by your mother to do homework. The country gentleman, nearly fifty years old, plunged headlong into outdated novels of chivalry.

Under the "influence" of martial arts novels, you will see an almost crazy person, trying hard to imagine that he is an upright, chivalrous and righteous knight. Just because of martial arts novels, the originally mean and old-fashioned Don Quixote seems to have changed his temper, smiling and crazy. At this time, you will definitely know that Don Quixote is crazy about "Amway" martial arts novels again. .

Don Quixote bankrupted his entire wealthy family. So how did he do it?

In order to read the novel, I not only wasted my family property, but when I was so obsessed with it, I even sold my land in exchange for all the books I could get, almost going bankrupt.

On the stage of history, Don Quixote is the first person to be awesome!

After being poisoned, his behavior was not to be outdone. In order not to let his dream of knighthood go to waste, he decided to become a "real" knight.

? The knight novels at that time advocated the use of force to conquer the world. Poor Don Quixote thought this was a good idea, so he wanted to conquer the world by himself. Don Quixote searched the whole house and finally found his great-grandfather's shabby and tattered armor.

? Armor is also an indispensable equipment for knights, but what would Don Quixote do without armor? This poor chuunibyou took all the cardboard boxes and papers at home and made himself an unsightly helmet.

? A qualified knight must have his own horse. Don Quixote really couldn't find a strong horse, but in order to make up the numbers, he had to use the skinny horses at home as his mounts. In order to make himself more majestic, he gave the animals around him a "resounding" name. Don Quixote named his horse: Rocinante, which means: the thinnest horse, and gave himself a "stage name": Don Quixote of La Mancha. This is just like when we give ourselves a screen name or a pen name.

? However, it is not enough. The book also mentions: "Since you are a knight, you must hate evil as much as hatred, police evil and punish rape, and pursue beauty, even to the death." Don Quixote thought that he still had one more to go. A beautiful lover who can help him, because "a knight errant without love is like a tree without leaves and fruit, a body without a soul." Don Quixote picked around and chose a strong girl from their village as his wife. His "ideal lover", but the fact is that the girl does not seem to know.

? After he had these so-called equipment, he embarked on his own knight's journey. A lot of jokes were made because of this.

? Don Quixote came to an ordinary inn, but in Don Quixote's eyes, the inn was a luxurious castle, and he thought of the two girls standing in line as diners. My own lover. In order to successfully become a knight, he paid a knighthood to the store manager whom he regarded as the owner of the castle. The store owner was also surprised, but in order to ridicule Don Quixote who suffered from Chuunibyou. , the cunning storekeeper tells Don Quixote that everything is true and that he is now officially a knight. At the end, he told everyone in the inn how he went crazy, had to guard his armor, and was waiting to be made a knight. These words were spread as if they had been revealed by the media, and everyone in the store and nearby heard about Don Quixote's foolishness. But the naive Don Quixote didn't know it, and his stupidity was discovered by the people in the store.

After Don Quixote left, he determined to become a warrior who could go to the battlefield or a just person who punished evil and promoted good.

Soon a good opportunity appeared in front of Don Quixote: a rich man who was in arrears with nine months' wages was beating a little shepherd boy who had lost a sheep. Suppressing the helpers and beating the weak are completely the standard features of the Justice Knight to "punish evil and promote good". Don Quixote, filled with passion, immediately rushed forward and stopped the rich man's behavior. Based on Don Quixote's "equipment", the rich man was forced to pay back the money.

Seeing this result, Don Quixote was satisfied and rode his close companion to the next stop.

But what Don Quixote, who had gone far away, didn't know was that the rich man got even worse and even beat the little shepherd boy to death.

This passionate "warrior" has almost killed people many times because of his good intentions. In the end, all his efforts were in vain.

But have you ever thought that Don Quixote is just a joke?

Regarding this classic, the British poet Byron lamented: "The more it makes people laugh, the more sad it makes people."

Behind Don Quixote's irony of laughter, It was the loneliness of the age of chivalry and the decline of Spain's "golden age". Therefore, even though this is a hilarious novel, people will still think twice after reading it.

The fantasy-addicted protagonist, the bizarre and ridiculous behaviors, the madness in pursuit of ideals and the lonely persistence in chaos make readers gradually feel the passion and loss of Don Quixote after laughing uproariously.

He could have safely enjoyed the generous treatment of a small nobleman, but Don Quixote insisted on pursuing his dream. When he got older, he finally realized that "in this dark period, it is impossible to fulfill his dream", and finally died lonely in his hometown.

There are many people like Don Quixote in this era, people who are not understood by the times, people who do not understand the times. The result of mutual mismatch is that individuals are crushed by the giant wheel of the times.

Meng Yuyao

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