Find a joke about "comparison", a short poem, etc.

Beep------Beep-------Beep-------

The fire chief picked up the phone: "Hello, who is that?"

Sweet female voice: "Captain, am I the Azhen you rescued?"

Captain: "What's the matter?"

(Gentle Nasty voice): "I miss you, I want to invite you-------"

(Looking down, thinking of the cunning girl who looks like chewing gum, interrupting): "No Time!"

"No, captain, I really like you!" Azhen almost shouted.

"I'm not interested in you, I have a girlfriend!" The captain said coldly.

"Give me a chance, I------"

"I'm sorry, I'm not interested in you" (the captain's stiff and icy tone)

"Why are you so callous and heartless, just pouring cold water on me?" Azhen shouted

Captain: "Yes, I am from the fire brigade. Goodbye!" (hang up)

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