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What are the classic one-minute stories?
Once a small country came to China to pay tribute to three identical gold people. The splendor of the golden wall made the emperor very happy. However, this small country is not kind, and at the same time a question arises: who is the most valuable of these three gold people?
The emperor thought of many ways to ask the jeweler to check, weigh and watch the work, all of which were exactly the same. What shall we do? The messenger is still waiting for a return. A vast country, you don't even understand this little thing?
Finally, an old minister who abdicated said that he had an idea.
The emperor invited the emissary to the main hall, and the old minister confidently took three straws and inserted them into the ear of the first gold man. The straw came out of the other ear. The straw of the second gold man fell out directly from his mouth, and the straw of the third gold man fell into his stomach without any noise. The old minister said: the third gold man is the most valuable! The messenger was silent and the answer was correct.
Feeling: This story tells us that the most valuable person is not necessarily the most talkative person. God gave us two ears and one mouth, which was supposed to make us listen more and talk less. Being good at listening is the most basic quality of a mature person.
Story two,
Chen Atu, a farmer in Taiwan Province Province, has never been far away. After saving money for half my life, I finally joined a tour group and went abroad.
Everything abroad is very fresh. The key point is that Chen Atu joined a luxury group and lived in a standard room. This makes him novel.
In the morning, when the waiter knocked on the door to deliver breakfast, he shouted, "Good morning, sir!" "
Chen Atu froze. What does this mean? In my hometown, strangers usually ask, "What's your name?"
So Chen Atu shouted, "My name is Chen Atu!"
If so, for three days in a row, it was the waiter Chen Atu who knocked at the door and said "Good morning" loudly every day, and also replied loudly: "My name is Chen Atu!"
But he was very angry. This waiter is so stupid that he asks his name every day and tells him that he can't remember. Very annoying. Finally, he couldn't help asking the tour guide, "Good morning, sir!" " What do you mean? The tour guide told him, oh, my God! ! That's a real pity.
Chen Atu practiced saying "Good morning, sir!" This word allows you to deal with waiters with dignity.
Another morning, the waiter knocked at the door as usual. As soon as the door opened, Chen Atu shouted, "Good morning, sir!"
At the same time, the waiter shouted, "I'm Chen Atu!"
Feeling: Communication between people is often a contest between willpower and willpower. Either you influence him or he influences you. If we want to succeed, we must cultivate our own influence. Only those with great influence can become the strongest.
Story 3
Three people are going to be put in prison for three years, and the warden gives each of them a request.
Americans love to smoke cigars and asked for three boxes of cigars.
The French are the most romantic and want to be accompanied by beautiful women.
The Jew said he wanted a telephone to communicate with the outside world.
Three years later, the first person who rushed out was an American, with a cigar in his mouth and shouting, "Give me a fire, give me a fire!" " "It turned out that he forgot to make a fire.
Then the French came. I saw a child in his hand, a beautiful woman holding a child in her hand and a third one in her belly.
Finally, the Jews came out. He held the warden's hand tightly and said, "I have been in contact with the outside world every day for three years." My business has not stopped, but has increased by 200%. To express my gratitude, I send you an old Schleswig! "
Feeling: What kind of choice determines what kind of life. Today's life is determined by our choices three years ago, and today's choices will determine our life three years later. We should choose to get in touch with the latest information and understand the latest trends, so as to create our own future better.
Story four,
Anyone who has been to the temple knows that as soon as he enters the temple gate, the first one is Amitabha, welcoming guests with a smiling face, and in the north of him, it is Darkmouth's black-faced Wei Tuo. But according to legend, a long time ago, they were not in the same temple, but in charge of different temples.
Buddha Miller is enthusiastic and happy, so many people come, but he doesn't care about anything, and his accounts are improperly managed, so he still can't make ends meet. Although Wei Tuo was a cook in charge of accounts, he was unhappy all day, which was too serious. He made fewer and fewer friends and finally died.
Buddha found this problem when he was looking for incense, so he put them in the same temple. Maitreya was in charge of public relations and greeted all the guests with smiles, so the incense was flourishing. And Wei Tuo is impartial, he will be better than others, so let him be in charge of finance and strictly control. In the division of labor and cooperation between the two people, the temple flourished.
Feeling: In fact, in the eyes of the master of employing people, there are no useless people, just like the master of martial arts, who can hurt people by picking flowers and flying leaves without expensive swords. The key is how to use them.
Story 5,
A man went to buy a parrot and saw a sign in front of it: This parrot can speak two languages, 200 yuan.
In front of another parrot, it was written: This parrot can speak four languages, and the price is 400 yuan.
Which one should I buy? Both are shiny, very flexible and lovely. The man turned and couldn't make up his mind.
Suddenly I found a parrot with a tooth missing. Its coat color is dim and messy, and its price is 800 yuan.
The man quickly called the boss: Can this parrot speak eight languages?
The shopkeeper said, no.
This person is strange: then why is it so old, so ugly and so incompetent that it is worth this number?
The shopkeeper replied: because the other two parrots call this parrot boss.
Feeling: This story tells us that a real leader is not necessarily very capable. As long as he knows how to trust, decentralize and cherish, he can unite forces stronger than himself and thus improve his social status. On the contrary, many people with very strong abilities are too perfectionist and hands-on, and no one can match them. In the end, I can only be the best researcher and sales representative, but I can't be an excellent leader.
Story 6,
A, as a white-collar worker in a joint venture company, I feel that my ambition has not been appreciated by my superiors, and I often think: If I can meet my boss one day, I will have a chance to show my skills!
A's colleague B has the same idea. He went one step further and asked the boss when he got to and from work and figured out when he got into the elevator. He also took the elevator at this time, hoping to meet his boss and say hello.
Their colleague c went further. He learned about the boss's struggle in detail, made clear the school where the boss graduated, his interpersonal style and his concerns, carefully designed a few simple but weighty opening remarks, took the elevator at the calculated time, greeted the boss several times, and finally had a long talk with him one day, and soon won a better position.
Feeling: Fools miss opportunities, wise men seize opportunities, and winners create opportunities. Opportunities are only given to those who are prepared, and the word "preparation" is not just talk.
Story 7,
A psychology professor visited the madhouse to learn about the living conditions of the mentally ill. After all, it's an eye-opener to think that these people are crazy and act unexpectedly.
Unexpectedly, when I was about to return, I found my tire dropped. "Some madman must have done it!" The professor thought angrily and began to get the spare tire ready to install.
This is serious. The man who got off the tire actually dropped all the screws. You can't get on without screws and spare tires!
The professor was at a loss. Just as he was in a hurry, a madman jumped up and sang an unknown happy song. He found the professor in trouble and stopped to ask what had happened.
The professor ignored him and told him out of courtesy.
The madman smiled and said, "I have an idea!" " "He removed one screw from each tire so that he had three screws to install the spare tire.
The professor was pleasantly surprised and very curious: "How did you come up with this idea?"
The madman smiled and said, "I am a madman, but I am not a fool!" " "
Feeling: In fact, many people in the world always show different fanaticism because they find pleasure in their work, which is hard to understand. When many people laugh at them as crazy, others may still laugh at him as a bookworm. Stupidity and cleverness are especially a good attitude in China.
Story 8,
A doctor was assigned to a research institute and became the person with the highest academic qualifications.
One day, he went fishing in the small pond behind his unit. It happened that the director and deputy director were around him and were fishing.
He just nodded slightly. What are these two undergraduates talking about?
After a while, the director put down the fishing rod, stretched himself and walked briskly across the water to go to the toilet.
The doctor's eyes are about to fall off. Floating on the water? Really? This is a pond.
When the director came back from the toilet, he also floated back from the water.
What's going on here? Doctoral students are not easy to ask, they are doctoral students!
After a while, the deputy director also stood up, took a few steps and floated across the water to go to the toilet. Now the doctor almost fainted: no way, go to a place where Jianghu experts are concentrated?
Doctoral students are also very anxious. There are walls on both sides of this pond. It takes more than ten minutes to go to the toilet opposite, and it's too far to go back to work. What should I do?
Doctoral students don't want to ask the two directors. After holding back for a long time, they got up and stepped into the water: I don't believe undergraduates can pass, but my doctoral students can't.
The doctor fell into the water with a bang.
Two directors pulled him out and asked him why he had to go into the water. He asked, "Why did you walk there?"
The two directors smiled at each other: "There are two rows of stakes in this pond. Because it rained these two days, the water just rose below the surface. We all know the location of the stake, so we can step on it. Why don't you ask? "
Feeling: Education represents the past, and only learning ability can represent the future. People who respect experience can take fewer detours. A good team should be a learning team.
Story 9,
A said to B, "I want to leave this company. I hate this company! "
B suggestion: "I raise my hands in favor of your revenge!" " ! This broken company must give it some color to see see. But now is not the best time for you to leave. "
Ah q:?
B said, "If you leave now, the company will not lose much. You should take advantage of the opportunity in the company, try your best to attract some customers for yourself, become a unique figure in the company, and then suddenly leave the company with these customers, and the company will suffer heavy losses and be very passive. "
A thinks what B said is very reasonable. So he worked hard and got what he wanted. After more than half a year's efforts, he has many loyal customers.
When we meet again, B asks A: It's time to jump, so hurry up!
A smiled indifferently: the boss talked to me for a long time and was going to promote me to be the assistant to the general manager. I have no plans to leave for the time being.
Feeling: A person's job is always just for resume. Only by paying more than you get, and letting the boss really see that your ability is greater than your position, will you be given more opportunities and create more profits for him.
Story 10,
Before a master performer came on stage, his disciples told him that his shoelaces were loose. The master nodded his thanks and squatted down to tie it carefully. Disciple turned his back and squatted down to untie his shoelaces.
A bystander saw all this and asked inexplicably, "Master, why did you untie your shoelaces again?" The master replied, "Because I play a tired traveler, I can show his fatigue and haggard through this detail and let his shoes go through a long journey."
"Then why don't you just tell your disciples?"
"He can carefully find that my shoelaces are loose and enthusiastically tell me that I must protect his enthusiasm and encourage him in time. As for why I untied my shoelaces, I will have more opportunities to teach him to perform in the future. I can talk about it next time. "
Feeling: people can only do one thing at a time, and only by grasping the key points can they be real talents.
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