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What's the strangest dream you've ever had?
The content of the dream is roughly as follows:
I saw a ball of golden light appearing in front of me. It was very dazzling and could not be looked directly at, so I kept my head down and my eyes closed.
Suddenly a voice came from the golden light: "Who are you?"
The voice was particularly strong. I don't know why. As soon as he spoke, I knew he was Tathagata. Buddha.
Then I knelt down inexplicably.
Again, I was really an atheist at the time, but in the dream I knelt down uncontrollably.
I didn’t say anything, and I didn’t know that I was dreaming. Buddha spoke again: "Meeting means destiny. What are your dreams?" (This is probably what it means)
A bit It has the feel of modern vernacular writing, but it does say roughly the same thing.
I was a little excited when I heard this. My first thought at that time was that there were many wives and concubines. (I was only twenty-three years old at the time, and I was still full of energy.)
But I still controlled it and said, "I want to know the secrets of the universe!" (I loved studying this knowledge at that time, I am very curious. )
How about it, friends, I have a big plan. I gave up the temptation of having a group of wives and concubines and expressed a dream like this.
The Buddha did not speak any more. After a few seconds, the golden light suddenly disappeared. I opened my eyes in my dream and saw a black vortex.
I involuntarily drifted into the whirlpool and saw a picture that shocked me beyond measure.
I seemed to be floating in the air, surrounded by glowing spheres. The whole thing looked like a starry sky, but those spheres were no bigger than my fingers and I could easily grab them.
I was floating around, and there seemed to be a lot of purple and green lines in the air. I didn’t know what they were. Then I saw a white mist, and not long after, those luminous spheres, The lines and white mist all disappeared.
The most terrifying scene appeared, I suddenly saw myself! ! !
It’s really just me. Many people say that it’s impossible to dream about yourself, but I dreamed about it, and I clearly saw myself standing in front of me.
I don’t know why, but I was frightened by myself, and I felt an inexplicable sense of fear in my dream.
Usually if I dream of something scary, I will wake up directly, but not that time. I looked at myself for more than ten seconds.
(I definitely saw more than these, but I only remembered these after I woke up. What expression and clothes I saw I had on me I couldn’t remember clearly the moment I woke up, and In the dream, I seemed to have understood the secret of the universe. )
The golden light appeared in front of me again, I closed my eyes again, and then knelt down again. (Really out of control)
Buddha didn’t say anything, so I couldn’t help but say: “Thank you, Buddha, I already know the secret of the universe.”
This is Why I am sure that I have understood the secret of the universe is because I remember saying this to Buddha.
The Buddha did not reply, and the golden light disappeared again. I opened my eyes and saw a black thing that looked like a seed floating in the air. At this moment, I woke up.
The above content was all dreamed up and is a bit unscientific, so just take it as a joke.
After I woke up, I couldn’t remember the complete dream. I always felt that I had forgotten a lot. After I woke up, I sat in bed and froze for a long time. I always felt that I had experienced an extraordinary dream.
And I felt very energetic when I woke up that day, unlike usual times when I wake up and want to go back to sleep again.
There is nothing different in other aspects, and life has not changed at all.
Looking back on this dream now, I feel a little regretful. If I had known it, I would have asked Buddha to help me get some money. Unfortunately, I was young at the time and all I could think about was beautiful women and the universe.
I have had many dreams about ancient times. Moreover, in real life, my sister and I are twin sisters. Because of this sisterly relationship, my sister and I often dream about going together. I often dream about it in my dreams. I met a white-haired boy with white hair reaching his waist, at least around 20 years old. In my dream, I was his good friend. We often drank tea, discussed poetry, played chess and played the zither together. From time to time, I saw myself and him in the pavilion. Looking at the lotus pond under the pavilion and the soft stone road in the pond, from time to time a girl would pass by and look up at us. Later, I told my story to my elder sister, and she immediately told her the same story. She had the same dream as me. She said that she had always seen a lotus pond with a pavilion in the pond. Looking up from the pavilion, there were two faceless boys whose faces could not be seen clearly, looking at her.
I also had goosebumps after she said it
Another time, I always dreamed that I fell into the bottom while trying to save a girl, and slowly the ancient well became a hell. , countless pairs of black fingers pulled me down, I couldn’t even speak while crying for my father and mother, I could only think about talking
Another time when I was sleeping at night in the dormitory, I dreamed of a strange thing. I dreamed that a little boy came to my house. The little boy had been sitting on my window with his legs hanging down and shaking. Then he jumped down from the window and fell directly into my arms. He said something with a smile. If I'm not sure, the boy's costume is quite cute. He has white clothes and short hair. He can't see his face clearly. He always points to the north and says where is my stuff. Go and get it. Quickly. Go, there is something, go and take a look, big sister, I died, this is the only thing I have left, and then I woke up, because I was still a 16-year-old child, so I didn’t dare to go
Growing up, my sister and I have always dreamed of things that are more discreet than ghosts on the bed, like a woman who can’t see her face clearly and stares at you with a pale face, but you don’t dare to move and it’s hard to talk to me. It was said in a dream, and the woman always looked sinister with a smile on her face, sitting on the edge of the pillow and staring at you.
I also sometimes dreamed about some black things taking away some old people I knew. As a result, I heard the laughter of owls that night. As a result, three days later, there was a funeral for an old man. I didn’t dare to do this. I told my family, who said it was caused by my random thoughts every day.
Sometimes I always dream of a woman in white clothes who looks like Sadako trying to kill me, or grabbing my leg with one hand, swinging it around, and *** Four walls, tossing back and forth to every corner, but there was only the intuition of being thrown out, not the pain of being hit against the wall.
Another time, when I first fell in love, I went on a date for the first time. I was very happy. On the way home, I received a call from my boyfriend, saying that I was a little tired today and that I should go to bed early. Then at night, there was I dreamed about the white-haired boy I had not dreamed about for a long time. The dream was very realistic. At first, I was playing with my friends and my sister. Suddenly, the white-haired boy walked out in front of the school corridor. At this time, everyone I don’t know why they all ran to a place far away from me and stopped talking to me
He put his face on my back and said in a bad tone, "Do you think you have a boyfriend?" Friend, will I let you go? , what else, I will let him leave you slowly, then he disappeared, and I woke up. On the next day, he broke up with me. At first, he said that he had a fever and cold after returning home. , it was very serious, and later we broke up.
These are all dreams and coincidences that happened to me. They are all real. I won’t say more. Anyway, the dreams in my life are quite strange.
I can’t remember how old I started dreaming. Sometimes dreams will emerge consciously or unconsciously after waking up.
For example, I had a dream when I was very young. I dreamed that I was an adventurer, or like a hero.
In the dream, I stood on the cliff of a cliff, jumped down, and fell down with a "wow" sound. I opened my sleepy eyes and realized that I was lying on the bed with my back stretched out, and I saw my mother hurriedly getting a towel. , wiped off the cold sweat on my body, and my mother said: "You are dreaming again, don't be afraid." Then she touched my head and ears with her warm hands, and murmured: "You can't be scared if you touch the spoon. Touching my ears will scare me for a while.”
Later, when I had my son, I told him this dream. I also told him like Zhou Gong: "Because we didn't have a trampoline when we were young, we could only play on the sand pile two stories high, and we would find the highest point to jump down to see who was braver." p>
After hearing this, my son said: "Stop talking about it, stop talking about it, it's such a waste of a dream."
But I had a dream in the summer of 1992, and I have never told anyone about it.
It can be said that the dream is very special and weird. I have never been sure whether it is a nightmare or not. After all, it is a rather outrageous dream.
When I woke up that day, I was still deep in the dream. The person who appeared in the dream actually looked like a monster instead of a human being. Her face was painted red and white, and she flew to my bed. I was sleeping on my right side. She opened her mouth dripping with blood and began to breathe into my hair on the left side. The dirty breath instantly pulled out the hair on my left side. My heart beat rapidly and I said, "Ghost, ghost, you are an evil ghost." I fought and struggled. After a few rounds, I felt weak in my limbs, and I saw her opening her bloody mouth and jumping in to catch her. Suddenly a cool breeze came, and the wild demon laughed loudly and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
Another voice rang, "Don't be afraid, I'm here to help you." This was a woman speaking. Although the voice was small, I felt that this voice was very familiar. It seemed like I heard it somewhere. Been there.
I asked: "Who are you?"
She said: "I'm here to help you plant hair."
I touched the bald left side of my head. The head said: "Really!"
She nodded. I was lucky enough to think that a demon ran away from me and a fairy came from behind, so let the fairy try and grow his hair again.
When I woke up, my hair was intact and I decided I had to get a haircut today. So, I walked into my usual barber shop. Rong Rong from the barber shop was very enthusiastic when she saw me. She said: "My apprentice Xiaoying wants to treat you to dinner."
I asked: "Why did she treat me?
Rong Rong said: "You forgot, she went to the beauty salon last winter and went wrong. "
I remembered that it was I who wrote an article for the newspaper that sought justice for Xiaoying. It suddenly occurred to me that the fairy who planted my hair in my dream last night, what should I hear? I think that voice is so familiar.
Regardless of whether the dream has some connection with this matter, it is better to do some good deeds and accumulate some virtue. This may be the enlightenment of this very outrageous dream. I can't think of anything else.
The strange dream that impressed me the most was when I went on a business trip to a mountainous area more than 20 years ago and was getting ready to rest in a hotel. But around 11 o'clock, I suddenly felt unbearable itching all over my body. The county sent a doctor to diagnose me as a food allergy. The doctor prescribed some anti-allergy medicine and told me to get up early after taking the medicine. Go to bed.
After going to bed, I quickly entered a strange semi-sleep state, where I felt like I was awake and half-awake. He was carrying a large coffin, but the lid was not closed. He tried hard to push the coffin lid, but no matter how hard he tried, he woke up two or three times. After falling asleep, he still continued to dream about pushing the coffin. Cover.
When I woke up the next day, I felt an indescribable feeling of foreboding, but I didn’t know where it came from.
A week later, I returned home. I just found out that my grandmother, who brought me up since childhood, unfortunately passed away. It was said that more than ten hours after her death, her neck had been soft and not stiff.
Elderly people in rural areas say that if the dead old man's neck is not stiff, the coffin cannot be built. Therefore, the coffin lid remained open. The old people also said that grandma’s neck was not stiff and she must be waiting for someone to send her away. At that time, except for me, all the other children and grandchildren who were standing in front of my grandmother were here. Therefore, everyone knew that she was waiting for me, so we had no choice but to tell her in front of her that I was on a business trip far away and my work was my priority, so I couldn’t see her off. I could only come to the grave when I came back from my business trip. To pay homage to her old man. After saying this, grandma's neck slowly hardened, then she closed the coffin and buried her in peace.
When I came back from my business trip and went to my hometown again, I could only kneel down in front of my grandma’s grave and silently express my regret and guilt that I couldn’t send my grandma on her last journey.
According to time calculation, the time when I dreamed about pushing the coffin lid was exactly the time when my grandma entered the coffin but could not close the coffin. Absolute Dreams According to the topic, let me talk about some vivid and vivid dreams that I experienced thirty or forty years ago——
It was the summer vacation of 1979, and there were only a few stars. , a night with a bright moon. I felt a little tired after washing the clothes, so I went to bed early. But in the latter half of the night, I dreamed in a trance that the brigade branch secretary Luo called me to go and have my mother’s funeral.
"What's the matter? My mother is fine. She cooked rice just now and we ate it..." I felt strange in the dream, so I told him.
Zhishu Luo is my family member. In the dream, he seemed to be in a mountain...
"Your mother is buried over there." When Luo Zhishu saw that I didn't believe it, he walked towards me. , pointing to the front of the mountain with his finger.
My mother, a farmer, is in her forties. She has been exposed to wind and rain, rarely suffers from colds and colds, and is in good health. The production team is full of laborers, and they are no less capable of picking up excrement than any other man.
I was scared to death, so I quickly turned on the light and pulled the blanket around my feet to cover my head. But I was suffocated to death, so I stuck my head out like a turtle and took a look. Except for the shadow of the dancing tree in front of the window, everything was as usual in the room. I turned off the light and fell asleep...
But I didn't know when I fell asleep, and in a daze, I dreamed that there was a piece of white ginseng I had just eaten under the filing cabinet next to my bed. I walked over complaining and said, "Who threw the white ginseng here?" I picked it up and ate it. Chewing and chewing, I woke up somehow...
However, the bad news came early the next morning. My mother died of leptospirosis due to infection during the "double robbery". The most mysterious thing is that on the day my mother was critically ill, which was the day her mother passed away, my brother actually went to school to get white ginseng (the white ginseng was stored in the file cabinet next to the bed). It's a pity that Bai Shen didn't transfer my mother.
I cried bitterly when I got home, and when I saw people, I sadly told them about the dream I had last night. But they comforted me and said that it was my mother who was sending me dreams...
After this incident, I stopped studying and was later recommended as a substitute teacher. A few years later, fate favored him and he met the conditions for the teacher recruitment examination. But what is puzzling is that the night before I went to take the exam, I dreamed that a big tiger suddenly jumped out of the forest, scaring a group of ducks and running around. There were more than 1,300 candidates in the county, and I ranked third, which just foreshadowed the dream of tigers that scared the ducks away...
The dream of exhaustion made me lose my mother and fell into a low point in life; the dream of tiger made me change He changed his destiny and became a true people's teacher. But the dream that portends misfortune and good fortune is something I still can’t understand!
I will hand in my paper and ask my teachers and friends for their advice.
Dreaming about rejuvenation
I often dream about planes falling from the sky. Because I have lived in a village near an airport since I was a child. When the plane was about to land, it would be on the roof of my house. I was worried that it would fall off, so I often dreamed about airplanes.
I had a dream before, and it is still fresh in my memory.
While I was sleeping, I found that I had turned into a white shadow, floating in the air. My mind was very clear. I wanted to move but couldn't. I was so anxious that I wanted to shout but couldn't open my mouth. How I wanted someone to pull me and wake me up, but no one came.
I could only blink my eyes as hard as I could. I don’t know how long it took, but I noticed that my hands and feet were moving. When I looked carefully, the white shadow was gone. I wonder if it was an out-of-body experience or a dream? What if, the white shadow floats away, will I sleep for a long time and never wake up? Have any of your friends ever had such a dream?
I often wonder why some of my dreams are so magical and brilliant...
This is another magical dream... In the dream, I am facing the west. Standing there, there is a wide expanse of water in front of me. At this time, the sun was setting in the sky and colorful clouds were flying. The entire western sky is burning with sunset, bathed in red light... and the water area is dyed with rose red...
On the water surface, people are walking back and forth. Pedestrians and others are playing and playing on the water... And to the west of this water, there is a magical, green little village...
I want to step on the water to the other side, and go there Go to a small green village. But I didn't dare to do that... When I was hesitating, a familiar person came and took my hand. So the two of us supported each other and walked on the water, toward the red light and the sunset, Walking towards the small village...
We arrived on the other side in a blink of an eye. No residents were seen in the small village. So we searched in this small village, trying to find my home... However, in this seemingly familiar environment, we couldn't find it. We couldn't find my home...
When I was anxious, I woke up. So I closed my eyes again and wanted to go back to the dream, but I couldn't do it, no matter what...
...
Fire clouds and golden light shine The setting sun,
The sky is filled with flying clouds and bathed in red light.
People are walking on Jingshui Lake,
The small village of Green Island on the west coast.
...
Just like the fairyland or heaven,
There is no comparison with the ordinary scenery in the world.
Walking on the water hand in hand with others,
It is my hometown in my dreams...
...
Look, this is clearly a Strange dream?
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