Jokes suitable for telling in morning meetings

1. A solid big lock was hung on the door. An iron rod couldn't pry it open despite a lot of effort. When the key came, his thin body got into the keyhole, and with just a slight turn, the big lock opened with a "snap".

The iron rod asked strangely: "Why can't I open it with so much effort, but you opened it easily?

The key said: "Because I Know his heart best. ”

Enlightenment: Everyone’s heart is like a locked door. No matter how thick the iron rod is, you can’t pry it open. Only care can turn oneself into a delicate key. Enter the hearts of others and understand others.

2. At the graduation ceremony, the principal announced that the first-place student in the grade would come to the stage to receive the award. However, after being called several times, the student walked slowly away. Go on stage.

Later, the teacher asked the student: "What's wrong? Are you sick? Still didn't hear clearly? ”

The student replied: “No, I am afraid that other students may not hear clearly.” ”

Enlightenment: How many people are bound by fame and fortune, and how many people’s hearts are knotted? We are taught to strive for success and to stand out, but those who strive to stand out are only a few people, and the silent masses are still the majority after all. . Think about it, there are so many people like you and me, isn’t it very exciting?

3. A bus full of passengers is moving quickly along the downhill road. Then, there was a person chasing the car closely. A passenger stuck his head out of the car window and said to the person chasing the car: "Brother, forget it, you can't catch up." "

"I have to catch up with it," the man gasped: "I am the driver of this car."

Enlightenment: Some people have to work very hard, because otherwise If this happens, the consequences will be very tragic! However, precisely because we must go all out, our latent instincts and unknown traits will eventually be fully revealed.

4. “We do the work and are influenced by it. It’s the team leader who gets the praise, and the final results all belong to the manager. It’s not fair.” The friend smiled and said, “Look at your watch, do you look at the hour hand first, then the minute hand, but you don’t see the second hand running the most? Without even looking at it."

Enlightenment: In daily life, if you feel unfair, you have to work hard to do the former. Just complaining is useless.

5. The Zen Master saw the blind man hit him He was holding a lantern, puzzled, and asked why. The blind man said: "I heard that after dark, everyone in the world can't see anything like me, so I lit a lantern to light the way for them." "The Zen master said: "It turns out that you light lamps for everyone, and you are very kind-hearted. "The blind man said: "Actually, I lit the lamp for myself, because by lighting the lamp, others can see me in the dark and not bump into me.

Enlightenment: To be for others is to be for yourself.