A collection of typo jokes

Wait for a thousand years, wait until someone hears it as the female ghost of a thousand years, the female ghost

The closing song of the variety show of that year: Goodbye, goodbye, meet in front of the color screen... No matter how it sounds, it sounds like: Meet in the morgue~~ Later, I guess the audience was too dissatisfied, so it was changed to "Meet in the applause."

Remember Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck? The opening line said, ah, The performance started! I listened for a long time, always thinking that he said, ah, the wild boar pooped!

In "Ji Gong", where there is injustice, there is me. There will be a nest

The phrase "Descendants of the Dragon" always opened my eyes. I couldn't understand it at first. It always sounded like it was two years away forever. I always wondered, Why does it have to be two years apart?

There is a sentence in Meng Tingwei's "How Many Good Sisters Do You Have"? Marry a human!

My high school classmate told me that when he was a child, he heard "the sun in the border area is red and red" as the sun in the transformer is red and red. He didn't even know what "border area" was at that time. I just remember clearly that every evening I could see the red sunset in the west of the village. The most terrible thing was that there was a transformer set up on a high place in the west of their village, and I happened to see a red sun above the transformer in the evening. My classmates have always wondered: Why do the people who wrote the songs know that the transformers in their village are located in the west?

In Andy Lau's "The Chinese", five thousand years of wind and rain hide so many dreams. Wu Qianlian's wind and rain hide so many dreams. It's strange, maybe they had a relationship...