I am in urgent need of a joke. Tell me, dear friend.

Xiao Li is a friend of mine.

He said: "Let's go! Please go swimming!"

I said: "No!"

He said: "Why?"

I said: "The water is too dirty, they all pee in it."

He said: "Then we Pee in it too!"

I said: "No."

Then he went by himself.

After playing for less than half an hour, Call me.

Said: "Give me the 300 yuan, someone caught me peeing.

I said: "How can I still be caught? What?"

He said: "People peed in the water, so I peed on the diving platform."

The next day, he didn't have the nerve to go there again secretly. He didn't play half of it. He called me again when he was young.

He said: "Give me the 300 yuan. Someone caught me peeing again.

I said: "Why did you get caught again? ."

He said: "Forget it, I peed in the water. Yesterday I was fined 300 and put on the ignition. I pulled a yellow line when I peed!"

Third Oh my god, I went again. I didn’t play for half an hour and then called me again.

He said: "Give me the 300 yuan, someone caught me peeing again.

I said: "Why did you catch me again?"

He said: "Don't mention it, I caught a cold yesterday and brought out some poop when I peeed."

The fourth day , went again. He called me again after half an hour of playing.

Said: "Give me the 300 yuan, someone caught me peeing again.

I said: "Why did you catch me again?"

He said: "Forget it, I saw a super hot beauty today, and when she peeed, she brought out white goo"

On the fifth day, he went again. He didn’t play for half an hour and called me again.

He said: "Give me 300 yuan.

I said:" Why did you catch it again?"

He said: "Don't mention it, I peed too much and the whole pool overflowed."

Me: ". . . . . . . . . "

On the sixth day, he went again. He didn't play for half an hour and called me again.

Said: "Give me 300 yuan.

I said: "Why did you catch me again?"

He said: "Don't mention it, everyone scared away when I came."

Me: "... . . . "

He called me again after half an hour.

Give me 300 yuan. < /p>

I said: "Why did you catch me again?"

He said: "As soon as I came, everyone in the swimming pool peed.

Me: ". . . . "

He called me again after half an hour.

Money.

I said: "Why did you catch it again?"

He said: "Don't mention it. When I came, the administrator was so scared that he peed." "

Me: ". . . . . . . . . "

On the ninth day, he went again. He didn't play for half an hour and called me again.

Said: "Give me 300 yuan.

I said: "Why did you catch me again?"

He said: "Don't mention it, I can't pee and they won't let me go."

Me: "... . . . "

He called me again after half an hour.

Give me 300 yuan. < /p>

Me: ". . . . . . . . . "