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Those things in the vegetarian circle

I remember it was very cold that day. I took a flight from Chengdu to Hangzhou, then took a bus to the rooftop. After a lot of work, I finally arrived at Tongbai Palace. When my family member Zhang Gaocheng invited me to take a seat in the reception room, before he had time to make tea for me, a woman suddenly came in and shouted loudly: "Master!"

"Come, please sit down", the master said calmly as if he knew her.

Then she sat across from me, her cheerful face seemed to just say she couldn't wait. She didn't wait for the tea to be served and said to Taoist Zhang who was making arrangements, "Master, do you think I will be lucky enough to find a boyfriend this year?"

Taoist Zhang, who is always so calm, pointed his hand at me. , without saying anything, she gave me a straight look... At that time, I thought this woman was funny.

This woman is Zhou Xiaoni. In January 2009, we met for the first time at Tongbai Palace. Every time we met after that, she gave me a lot of unique laughter. Those memorable lines were not drafted in advance, and everything she said was a classic. She is a born funny master, I have to admire her!

After the Spring Festival, the weather in Hangzhou showed no signs of warming up. That day I took the airport bus to Wuling Square. She picked me up in a red sports car. The sports car was so popular that the whole street attracted attention. When I got on the bus, I felt overwhelmed. The rich woman held me hostage. I didn't know where she was going to take me. When the car started, she said, "I have a boyfriend. I'll take you to meet him." When I heard this, I didn't come back to my senses, so I had to obey. I wanted to listen to the rich woman. Just fine. It was early 2013. I went on a business trip to the romantic Nanbei Lake in Jiaxing for travel planning work, and I took them with me. At that time, her boyfriend was driving a white BMW, and we all went from Hangzhou to Jiaxing together - I could hear her going all the way in the car. Chirping, a joke comes out every three sentences.

"Let me introduce to you, this is my good friend Zhou Xiaoni, a strong financial woman. Thank you for coming to support me." In March 2015, I gave a speech at Fuquan Academy in Hangzhou, and she came to sit at the scene. In the first row, after the speech, everyone was queuing up to buy buffet tickets. While waiting for the host, Mr. Li Yang, to arrange a meal, Xiao Ni stood out in the crowd and said, "I have already given Mr. Mao his meal ticket." I bought it." Everyone was speechless on the spot.

At the beginning of 2016, there was an office on the top floor of Yinshi Shopping Mall. In Lingyin Mountain at dusk, the sky was dark outside the window and the room was bright. A group of people gathered around her. She was sitting in black leather pants. Opposite me, the person who looked like a big sister said, "This is the best place in China. I rented it and I want to be a vegetarian." When I heard that, I felt a chill go down my spine. I thought, it's so difficult to start a vegetarian industry. She dared to make such a big bet, and immediately sent the restaurant manager, Mr. Zhang, to take me to visit the restaurant on the second floor.

It turns out that after listening to my speech last time, Xiaoni met many vegetarian friends and vowed to become a vegetarian. As a result, under her bold leadership, Dayin broke out into the world, and her Qingxin vegetarian brand It’s still booming.

"Maomao, we are celebrating the first anniversary of the founding of Dayin. Why don't you come? I also have a B&B here, so you can stay wherever you like." A year later, in March 2017, she said bluntly on the phone.

"What about the air tickets?" I asked and went back.

"Okay, send me your ID number and I'll buy it for you." She said.

At that Dayin anniversary celebration, there were a lot of guests from the caring shareholders, and everyone received dividends. She said on the stage that she went to the hospital and found out that her health was not very good, but she later recovered. I’m so busy that I don’t have time to die!” This is another classic line. I laughed so hard in the audience that I almost cried.

In early November 2017, when I first entered her office and sat down, she said without any foreshadowing, "Maomao, I'm getting married!..." After seven years of love marathon, she wanted to get married. The runway changed, and another person walked into her heart. Xiaoni suddenly came to life, more like a little girl. It just made me a little surprised, but the style still made me laugh.

In January 2018, I was just booking my outbound ticket for a business trip to Shanghai, and was thinking about the time for my return trip, when suddenly her phone call came, "I want to invite you to my wedding on the 28th."

"Ah, what a coincidence, I am in Shanghai on the 27th, I will definitely come.

"So my return plan was finalized by her unexpected wedding day.

Sometimes I think that if she were a man, she might have become a monk in Lingyin Temple, but in this life she is a woman. She needs a man to save her, and this man is Wang Xiaohang, who can hold her unfaithful heart.

The ideal marriage partner for a Jew is the child of a teacher, and Mr. Wang is the son of a professor. Elegant and calm returnees, they are vegetarians. They agreed to practice together in Lingyin in their previous life. They fell in love and practiced together with the Dayin team.

On the wedding day. It is snowing in Hangzhou, and Lingyin Mountain is covered with snow that has not been seen in ten years. Citizens come to visit Qingxin Vegetarian Food for a warm lunch at noon. "Today is our wedding day, so we came to eat. All free. "The waiter said happily to the guests who bumped into the buffet wedding banquet.

Congratulations to my good friend Zhou Xiaoni, who finally became a happy little woman.

(Written on 2018-02-09 in Shenzhen)

(Taking a group photo in Dayin office on the wedding day, solidifying nine years of friendship.)