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Buying a house is a life event for many people, and some people may not be able to buy a house for a lifetime, so when buying a house, we must comprehensively consider all factors, especially the choice of apartment type. I am particularly dissatisfied with the house I choose now. My house is a middle-class house, and the living room is poorly lit because of a small window. It's like turning off the light on a cloudy night.

So how can we buy a good apartment?

1, choose a square house.

The so-called huxing means that the structure of the house should be reasonable and there should not be too many corners. It is best to connect the living room and balcony of the house, so that the lighting and ventilation effect will be better. All bedrooms should be sunny as far as possible, so as to ensure that the bedrooms are bright and the indoor humidity is not too high.

My house is not square. Overall, it should be concave. I think it's embarrassing. Apart from the poor lighting in the living room, there is one of the biggest problems at home, that is, I will turn around as soon as I enter the door. I feel that telling it out is a joke, and I can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south in my own home.

2. Pay attention to the pool and unusable area of the house.

There are pools in high-rise buildings now. For example, the pool area of our community has reached 24%, which is very scary. What's more, the platform design of putting air conditioners outside the house is also very unreasonable. The two platforms add up to a square, and the unusable area is too large. It's no problem to put the air conditioner outside, which is a great waste.

Be sure to ask about the pool area before buying a house. Don't just listen to what the seller says. Make sure they put it in the contract. If there is a model room, you must go to the model room to see if there are any unusable places outside each window, and whether the design of these places is reasonable.

Buying a house is a big deal, so be careful. Don't buy in a muddle, there will be many problems. Buying a house is to let us settle down, and buying a good apartment will make us live comfortably and safely.