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How did Cupid, the god of love, die?
I can tell you responsibly that Cupid died in the big city. Cupid was first imprisoned in a cage in the great city, then placed on an altar to sing, and finally thrown into the depths of a lake of dung to rot. When he was imprisoned in a cage, people spit on him, when he was placed on the altar, people offered him poems, and when he was thrown into a lake of dung, people forgot about him and fell into the carnival of desire. So Cupid never existed. Cupid does not correspond to the reality of the big city, so it does not exist. Even if repressed love evolves into indulgence, it is a tragedy, but nothing more tragic than Cupid's death. This messenger with an internationalist spirit came to the big city with God's instructions, but was plucked out by petty citizens who were greedy for petty gains. Finally, he muttered in Greek and threw himself into the lake because he could no longer fly and a seal was affixed to his naked body. The seal read: Cupid does not exist. So he can only cease to exist. What I want to tell you now is that after the death of Cupid, human desires are rampant in the world. never mind. You know it even without telling me. Saying this only makes me appear naive and ignorant. Let me tell you where Cupid is buried. Even though Cupid had rotted in the dung lake for a long time, the people of the big city still fished him out, whipped his bones, carried his body, and finally threw him into the Pangtuo River to let him drift away. They didn't want to leave any trace of Cupid's presence. The death of gods has no burial place. This is something that can easily lead to divine punishment. But God has no control over the affairs of the big city, nor does Zeus. Therefore, the punishment of God is just a joke, and the people of the big city treat it as a talking point after drinking. It was Phantom Tree who took in this poor foreigner. The Phantom Tree took in his skeleton and sent him back to the River Styx in Greece. When Hermes came to collect the poor bones, he was stunned and couldn't help but said beautifully in Chinese: Damn it! At that time the phantom tree was a laurel tree. The laurel tree suffered from depression and therefore stayed in Greece for a long time without returning to the big city. It wasn't until I met the lost Mr. Yang Kejia in Wangchuan that the magic tree regained its vitality. Mr. Yang Kejia, that is, I also went to Cupid's tomb to express my condolences. But I believe that Cupid is just a myth, because experts have confirmed that he does not exist. I should believe the experts. How could I not trust the experts? If you don’t believe it, it means that what I have been pursuing my whole life is fake! I would rather deceive myself than admit that Cupid exists. So I can tell you more responsibly that Cupid did not die in the big city. Cupid does not exist. That's a rumor. There is always someone lying. There is always someone. There is always a lie mixed in the river of memories and the mountains of memories. When you look back or look up, you will vaguely realize that there is always someone lying. Maybe everyone is lying just to make the story complete. mellow. nice. All right. I admit it. I've seen Cupid's Tomb. I expressed my condolences to him not because I was mourning the death of Cupid, but simply out of basic courtesy. Just because the Yang Ke family is a cultured person. Just out of respect and compassion for the deceased. In fact, what saddens me the most is Yuan Bin, who actually learned from my heroic demeanor twenty years later. I still remember what he looked like when I first met him. He had a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, a childish look on his face, a hairy mouth with one or two shy beards, a pretentious air, and a fancy dress. He looked sharp but was actually With his evasive eyes flashing continuously, it can be seen that he is trying his best to pretend to be a bad boy. In current terms. Act cool. This is an alternative expression of youth, but it is to show that he has become a strong man as an adult. But he's not. He is the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz. Strong on the outside but dry on the inside. No matter what kind of ghost he showed, his heart was a pile of soft, damp straw. Okay, I mean what sounds good, or what doesn’t sound good? Of course, I'm implying that he's an idiot. Beautiful straw bag. Everything is a riddle. Survival itself is a riddle. When I saw Yuan Bin in Hu Yulang's crystal ball, I saw that he looked like an iceman coming out of the cold storage. I don't mean that there was ice hanging on his body, but that there was a steady stream of cold air emanating from his heart. , his face was panicked and his expression was sad and thoughtful. In just a moment, he fell down and his posture was very embarrassing. Is he imitating me or remembering me back then? wrong. I am a schizophrenic patient and my strong nerves forced me to walk to the rooftop. At that time, I opened my arms like a bird, but Yuan Bin was not like this. Yuan Bin fell head first and quickly without even making a sound. Yes, Yuan Bin is like this. He is dead. Didn't turn into a ghost. No place to be ashamed of. Yes.
No place to be ashamed of. This reminds me of a song that Tang Wei was obsessed with back then, a tearful song that he sang vigorously with the legendary broken gong voice that he couldn't stand up to. Black Panther's shame. He turned the volume of the tape recorder to the maximum, which made the teaching building dance. In the end, it was Yuan Bin who pretended to be a clown and made faces to laugh at his investment that made Tang Wei stop. Yuan Bin has gotten better. He got better after fifteen days of secrecy. His academic performance even went from the bottom to the bottom at one point. Under the kind eyes of the class teacher, Yuan Bin seemed to be bathing in the warm sunshine, stretching out the fragile paper and growing eagerly. However, he was soon overcome by vanity. Let's put it this way, whenever Yuan Bin walks out of school and walks on the streets of the big city, he will hear a cordial greeting from the mouse hole on the corner: Brother Bin. At first he avoided it, but later he felt itchy all over if he didn't listen to it for a day. Qian Shiduo and him went on dates with important people one after another on important occasions. Qian Shiduo used money to raise him to be fat, slippery and worldly. Qian Shiduo used money to encourage him to be violent, perverse and self-centered. Qian Shiduo used money to turn him into his best friend, making him unable to live without Qian Shiduo. of parasites. Qian Shiduo solved a lot of trouble for him, although it was counterproductive. But the lively little finger of the Montenegrin boss made him frightened and happy at the same time, making him think that fighting violence with violence is the last word, and this led him to the point of no return. He once owned the whole world, but in the end the world abandoned him and even deprived him of the right to be a ghost. He was ashamed. alright. alright. I'm talking about Cupid's death. The thing about Yuan Bin is something I accidentally remembered. Many people, including Qian Shiduo's memories, believe that Cupid left quietly after being disappointed and giving the most vicious curse to the city. In fact, what they saw was just the appearance. Cupid was secretly captured by businessmen in the western suburbs with the intention of selling them for a price, but Then a group of crazy female comrades carrying vegetable baskets swarmed him and plucked all his feathers, not even a hair was left. Therefore, he lost his selling value and was imprisoned. Another version is that people were afraid of Cupid's revenge and imprisoned him. However, people found that if they prayed to him, he could actually play the role of Guanyin, so he was sent to the throne to enjoy the worship of all living beings. Later, people He felt that the effect was not very good, so he sent him to the septic tank again. It was like who did this? By the way, that uncle Shi who played football that year. There is another version that I think is more reliable. This version is like this. Cupid was imprisoned, which symbolized the backward thinking and mental depression. Cupid was worshiped, which showed that the imprisonment was useless. Imprisonment could not stop people's desire for love. As for Cupid being thrown into the septic tank, it proved that love is just like Cupid. What kind of bird is a bird? However, these versions were no longer circulated. Because Cupid doesn't exist. One can completely forget that he lived the most wonderful life. That is to enjoy the high life and enjoy the low lust. This is wonderful. There is always someone lying. Or there is always someone telling the truth.
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