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What did a dinosaur look like?

Question 1: What kind of dinosaur is Lianglong? Diplodocus (scientific name: Diplodocus) is a genus of dinosaur in the family Diplodocus. Its bone fossils were first discovered by Samuel Wendell Willis. Discovered by Samuel Wendell Williston. Diplodocus lived in western North America at the end of the Jurassic period, dating back to 150 to 147 million years ago. Individuals can be over 30 meters long and weigh about 10 tons. The nostrils are located above the eyes. Their necks cannot be raised, presumably to expand the eating area in situ.

The total length of Diplodocus is 27 meters. Due to the lighter back bones, its body is thin and small, weighing only a dozen tons, and its weight is far less than that of Apatosaurus and Brachiosaurus. Its teeth are only in the front of its mouth and are very small, so it can only eat tender and succulent plants. Its long, whip-like tail helps it ward off predators and drive away other small animals wherever it goes. It can be imagined that when Diplodocus is eating, its tail is constantly lashing. Diplodocus is a huge dinosaur with a neck 7.5 meters long and a tail up to 13 meters long. Despite its large size, Diplodocus has a slender head. Its nostrils are on the top of its head. The front of the mouth has flat teeth, while the sides and back of the mouth have no teeth. Its front legs are shorter than its hind legs, and each foot has five toes, one of which has a claw. Diplodocus has a very small head, so it is not smart. Diplodocus is a herbivore. When eating, it does not chew, but swallows leaves and other food directly. Some large carnivorous dinosaurs would prey on Diplodocus. If you let 20 children around 9 years old lie on the ground with their heads and feet touching each other, their length will be basically the same as the body length of Diplodocus. Diplodocus's neck is thin and long, its tail is like a whip, and its four legs are like pillars. Diplodocus' hind legs are slightly longer than its front legs, so its hips are higher than its front shoulders. From its slender, small head to the tip of its huge tail, Diplodocus's body is supported by a series of interconnected axial bones, which we call the vertebrae. Its neck is composed of 15 vertebrae, its chest and back have 10 vertebrae, and its slender tail has about 70 vertebrae! Despite its huge body, Diplodocus was able to use its neck and tail to lift itself up from the ground. Diplodocus can use its powerful tail to whip the enemy, forcing the attacker to retreat; or it can stand on its hind legs and use its tail to support part of its weight so that it can defend itself with its huge forelimbs. There is a huge and curved claw on the inner toe of Diplodocus's forelimb, which is its sharp self-defense weapon. Just like human heels, Diplodocus probably had pads on its feet that could rest its toes. With it, Diplodocus would not have to work too hard on its muscles to support its heavy body when walking.

Question 2: What did a dinosaur look like? I want to see a picture. You can see it by looking in the mirror. There is no need to send a picture.

Question 3: What did dinosaurs look like? The biggest difference between dinosaurs and other reptiles is their standing posture and the way they move. Dinosaurs have a completely upright posture, with their limbs built directly under their bodies. Location. This structure is more advantageous for walking and running than other types of reptiles, such as crocodiles, whose limbs extend outward. According to the different structural characteristics of dinosaur belts, they can be divided into two major categories: Saurischia and Ornithischia. image.baidu/...FA&t=3

Question 4: It’s hard to say what dinosaurs look like, but I don’t believe that dinosaurs look like those in encyclopedias or cartoons. I don’t believe that. The dinosaurs in the encyclopedia must be what dinosaurs really looked like. I don’t believe the claims about the extinction of dinosaurs either.

Question 5: What did dinosaurs look like? If you have a picture, please show it! Brother, we can't upload pictures... If you want to see dinosaurs, please go to Baidu Master. You can see whatever you want.

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Question 6: What was it like in the age of dinosaurs? Dinosaurs have lived on the earth for 150 million years. During this long time, the earth's environment has also undergone many changes. The originally connected Pangea continent gradually drifted and split into the shape we are familiar with today. As these land masses drifted around the world, the climate and environment also changed.

The drift of landmasses, coupled with climate change, has caused dramatic changes in plant species on Earth. However, because these changes occurred gradually over a very long period of time, the animals that grew up in them still adapted well. In the early days of the dinosaurs, scrub composed of ferns was the dominant vegetation on Earth. Later, tall coniferous forests and low cycad jungles replaced ferns as the dominant plant landscape on Earth. Soon after, the first flowering plants appeared, dramatically changing the plant landscape on Earth. Many of the plants and flowers that dinosaurs relied on are still alive on Earth today.

Question 7: What did dinosaurs look like? When I first came to Beijing, I was teaching in a school. Puppy love was becoming more and more popular in my class. I asked students to talk to me, and when we talked about intimate matters, the students said: "Teacher, don't look at the XXX in our class who looks like a dinosaur. There are still people chasing me." I burst out laughing at that time. It was the first time I heard such a "wonderful" metaphor. This is the most "wonderful" rhetoric I have heard in my many years of writing. Of course, after laughing, I felt very sorry for that XXX The female classmate was sad, and she was also sad for the dinosaur - she had never seen it, but she had an image of it from now on...

A few days ago, I posted on the forum "You live on the Yangtze River" "Head, I live at the end of the Yangtze River...", some people wondered if I looked like a dinosaur. I laughed first, and then I thought it was so funny that I had to laugh again, so I laughed again; I want to He said: Whatever you think, when I posted that post, I just wanted to make a friend who was excellent in all aspects. I didn’t expect it would have such a big negative effect. Now that I think about it, the friend I wanted to find, his extreme The best thing about him, of course, is that he didn't ask me for photos directly, otherwise he would be a common person. Of course, when the time comes, I will let him see the true face of Lushan, and I guarantee that it will not affect his good mood.

Without further ado, what I want to express most today is my gratitude to you all.

I liked this forum very much at first, but then I lost my enthusiasm, and many of my articles have been published publicly, so it is not convenient for me to post them here (to avoid being recognized and made fun of by acquaintances); now As a "royal scholar", I was inseparable from official documents such as contracts and reports every day, and I had to prepare for the postgraduate entrance examination, so I didn't have the passion to write such romantic things, so I gradually stayed away from this flower land, but that day I received An email from a friend. He said that he had read all my articles on this forum and talked a lot together. It felt very comfortable, so he was very grateful for the harvest this land had brought to me. The most grateful thing was "right and wrong". She gave me a lot of encouragement and warmth at the beginning. Although she has not yet found a match, I can still imagine what she looked like when she was full of energy and full of wonderful pens. At the same time, I also want to thank those friends who communicated with me. I hope everyone will always be sincere and sincere. tacit agreement!

There is another thing I don’t know: I used a name when I first joined the altar, but now I have forgotten it. I don’t know how to search it. I tried several times but couldn’t find it. Can anyone give me some advice? Thanks!