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What is the best color for right-handed dragon tattoo?
The pattern has something to say, think more before the pattern; Easy to tattoo, difficult to get rid of, considerate; The dragon is full of backs, and the authority is noble; Qinglong shoulders, rich and infinite; Auspicious koi fish, good luck; Carp yue longmen, the fortune is incomparable; If you have a tattooed tiger, you will have great happiness; With a lion on his back, the king is majestic; Qinglong cross-legged, rich as a flood; Tattooing a tiger's head will make you rich and stop worrying; Personal safety before closing the public; War horse Guan Gong, successful career; Guan Yu is behind, and the eldest brother is rich; Peony blossoms, and wealth comes; Crane reported peace and wealth climbing; The eagle is on the shoulder, and the grand plan is revealed; Vultures fly in all directions; Feng Huangwen is finished, good luck at present; After the rose pattern, it is romantic; Tattooed ghost head, good luck; After tattooing the ghost face, a strange fate appeared; Carrying Zhong Kui has its own greatness; There is a Buddha and a persistent cause; When the idol is tattooed, the demon leaves; If you are a leopard, your sexual ability will improve; If there is a mermaid, she loves to swim; Beauty angel, peach blossom; Fire Kirin, fighting for gold every day; Butterflies dance, and Li Hong is endless; Snake peony is rich for a hundred years; Peony carp, how rich; Plum blossoms are fragrant and proud; Lotus is chaotic, and lovers are affectionate; Lily of hearts, a hundred years of harmony; Sanskrit mantra, blessed by the gods, flying clouds on the shoulders, happiness and peace; After the idol tattoo, the heart is calm; Zodiac, each with its own strengths; Mother-in-law's tattoo history; Water margin pricks green, oriental civilization; China totem, cultural inheritance; Now tattoo is a fashion symbol; Finally, as you wish, a famous teacher meets fate; Auspicious life, a symbol of status; First of all, most kinds of dragons say: Qinglong-masculine, suitable for people with heavy yin, and the painted Qinglong is open-winged. If you can resist sports, as long as your green dragon is orthodox enough and the color is correct enough, you are not afraid of anything evil-that is, dirty things. Don't think that double yin is a good thing, although sometimes you have psychic ability and occasionally you can see something that ordinary people can't see. You can't be sure when you are young, but you will get more diseases than others when you are old. Qinglong is not evil. Sometimes some children get tattoos without knowing anything. Although they are themselves, they are not serious, unlike the dragon and Guan Gong ... the dragon belongs to Yin. This thing is very strange. People who want to tattoo dragons must find someone who understands Zhouyi to help you see if the eight-character fit is not suitable before tattooing. Sooner or later, it will be unlucky. For evil dragons, if they resist sports, the effect will be much more obvious than that of Qinglong, and the specific reaction will change. Wulong-rare in the country, it pays attention to three-dimensional sense. People who tattoo this dragon should be hard-hearted, have a good eye, be brave, have strong fighting capacity and pay attention to everything quickly. Those who tattooed this dragon are all real bosses, and 99% of the society tattooed oolong have their names. Because brachiosaurus means God bless. After all, the brothers on the road live a life of licking blood. I don't think anyone wants to die early However, I have seen many people tattooing Brachiosaurus, all of them are blind tattoos, and they don't pay attention to order and color at all, so you can see at a glance that they are not brothers on the road! The brothers on the road are all tattooed on their left arms, and the tattoo is Brachiosaurus! Not a colorful dragon! Cross-legged dragon-the dragon is coiled on the leg, indicating that this person has hard roots. Most people can't touch him. There are many people tattooing this kind of dragon, of all ages. Shoulder-carrying dragon-Many people tattoo this kind of dragon on the road. My uncle does. Four-clawed. There is nothing to talk about, just a dragon on the road. Yunlong-this is the most. This kind of dragon can be found anywhere in Tianjin. Usually the chest or back. It covers a large area. The dragon comes out of the water-I heard that it represents a person who just started out and has never seen such a dragon. Let's talk about the more powerful dragon over the shoulder-there is a saying on the road that all the brothers on the road step on the rivers and lakes. Where are the rivers and lakes? So some people compare the shoulders of brothers on the rivers and lakes to! As the saying goes, the raptors don't cross the river, so people who really mix in the road rarely tattoo the shoulder dragons! Because Shoulder-backed Dragon has another name "Dragon Crossing the River"! Double-shouldered Dragon-Tianjin people aged 40-50 have this tattoo, which is definitely for people on the road. Shoulder dragons are two little dragons, not as big as Shoulder Dragons. This is the dragon that reminds me of the underworld the most. Fan Jianglong-I have heard of it, but I have never seen it. It's a powerful dragon anyway. Most people don't get tattoos. Let's talk about the best dragon resistance-the dragon head is in the heart, the dragon body is from the chest to the back, and the tail is in the lower back. It's like a man fighting a dragon. There was a tattoo in heather before, and I don't know who it was. Erlong-My uncle said he was the best dragon when he was young. Tattooing this dragon means that this person will not bow to anyone. Generally speaking, people who are not very awesome are absolutely afraid to get tattoos. There is one in Dawangzhuang, Hedong. Everyone has heard of the joke "Pipi shrimp plays pinball", right? Dragon playing with beads-this is a very, very powerful dragon. I don't know what it means, but this kind of dragon belongs to the imperial dragon just like the dragon with a straight face. A man in the southwest building got this tattoo. I can't say who it is. Shoulder buckle dragon-this kind of dragon tattoo is rare. The dragon's design is roughly that the dragon's head hangs from the right shoulder armor on its back to the right chest, and then the whole dragon body lurks on its back. Its two front paws are buckled on the muscles connected with the shoulders, and its two rear paws are attached to the thighs (some are attached to the buttocks), and the dragon tail extends from the lower left side of the waist to the left neck! Hehe, this kind of dragon can't be tattooed unless it's the eldest brother on the road! Dragon claws are generally 4 claws and 5 claws. Five claws are emperor claws. Four claws are ordinary claws. Most people have four claws. Nowadays, many people have tattooed three-claw dragons. What do you mean? Whether to draw a clear line with the underworld. Generally speaking, Brother Tianxia won't tattoo longan. Longan can only be opened (tattooed) with the consent of his eldest brother! And big brother opens (tattoos) longan himself! When the dragon is finished, let's talk about something else: Guan Gong-something similar to the dragon, even worse than the dragon. Although all the underworld in Hong Kong movies worship Guan Gong, not everyone can tattoo Guan Gong. The nature of this thing is unknown, but people who only know how to resist Guan Yu are generally rich in life. In other words, people who can resist Guan Gong are not ordinary people. Guan Gong, I heard someone say that this is a hedge. I have no say in this. No one I know has the courage to tattoo Guan Yu, so I won't elaborate on Kuixing-Zhong Kui ~ haha. It is a low-level tattoo, and the front ... is mainly aimed at people whose five elements are not obvious or weak in life. Tattoos are not afraid of being dirty, but the effect is much worse than that of Qinglong (Hehe, Dragon King). But Kuixing is also a gentle and disorderly tattoo. Don't think tattooing a kuixing will drive you crazy. Kuixing can only fight against imps, and heinous things can't be dealt with ~ a penny for a penny ~ ~ hag-tattoos like Kuixing are only negative, and other aspects are nothing special and gentle. I have never studied this carefully. Carp-that is, the kind of fish-hugging doll that was put up when New Year pictures were put up in the past, and the kind of single carp yue longmen, are all similar. Carp is not particular about this kind of thing, and tattoos have no effect, but they are nothing and not evil, belonging to the lowest kind of tattoos. Tiger-there is only one tattoo on the road, and that is Phytolacca acinosa! And not everyone can tattoo it ~ it must be someone who has never been on the road before and has some influence! As for where the tattoo of Shang Lugen is, there is no limit! Eagle-personally, I think the brothers of the tattoo eagle are very domineering, because there is only one pattern of the tattoo eagle on the road, that is, the eagle grabs the ground and represents the whole world! Five poisons-the so-called five poisons are scorpions, snakes, centipedes, spiders and toads ~! There is a saying on the road that "it is better to bully dragons, phoenixes and tigers than to provoke five poisons". As for what it means, I don't know ~ Feng Wen Feng Wen is strictly tattooed by her sister or sister-in-law! Let's talk about Xiangfeng first: This phoenix is tattooed by the eldest sister (she is the boss), so there is no limit to how to fly! ~ it's time to talk about sleeping phoenix: this phoenix is tattooed by sister-in-law (husband is the boss)! Finally, I'll talk about Guan Gong, Nezha's dragon, and Zhong Kui's ghost! About your tattoo, these three can't resist ...! Hehe, none of the three brothers have tattoos! ~ Because these three clashed with brothers on the road! As for how it was hit, I don't know
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