Do you have any funny jokes?

1. A classic hilarious and embarrassing joke. I remember the last time I took a train. I had just found my seat, and before I even got warm, a buddy came over and said, "This seat is mine. I'll take it." After checking the ticket, he stood up silently. After it started, I said to this buddy: Well... you seem to have taken the wrong train.

2. Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com, on Father's Day, I said kindly: "Dad, today is your holiday! I will take you and mom out to play for a day!" Dad gasped hard Smoking, he said calmly: "I won't go. If you take your mother out for a day, it will be a holiday for me!"

3. Hilarious class jokes. One day in politics class, the teacher asked Sleeping Xiao Ming: What is ownership and what is the right to use? Xiao Ming: I was born to my mother, so my mother owns me. My mom is married to my dad, and my dad has the right to use my mom. Teacher: It seems to make sense. I’ll let you go this time and sit down.

4. I was greedy for meat, so I made a plate of braised pork and ate it. My five-year-old son, who was taking a nap, came over smelling the aroma and asked me in a daze: Mom, what are you eating? ? I said: Silly boy, there is nothing, you are dreaming, go back to sleep. Then the silly boy fell asleep again.

5. “Wukong, what did you eat for lunch?” “Master, what happened to the braised pork that Lao Sha and I had for lunch? Master?” Didn’t you see Bajie?”

6. My girlfriend came back and said to me angrily: I’m so annoyed, a car going the wrong way on the road today scratched my skirt. Me: You didn’t say he didn’t have eyes? Girlfriend: I looked up and saw a guy selling roasted gluten. I asked him how much a skewer cost. He said a piece of skewers, so I bought five skewers. As I was eating, I forgot about scolding him.

7. My girlfriend said she wanted to buy clothes, and I said: Buy, buy, buy. I threw a pile of money to my girlfriend. If you can’t spend it all before I come back, it proves that you don’t love me! With a proud smile, he pretended to be awesome! Suddenly... come on, come on, tell me, what the fuck do you mean by throwing this pile of cents over here? I...oh...don't...just listen to my explanation.

8. I looked at my girlfriend and said affectionately: "You are really a breathtakingly beautiful woman." Before I finished speaking, my girlfriend pinched me hard on the leg: " Next time you say something like this when I fart, I won’t be so easy on you again.”