Humorous jokes that are uncomfortable to sit on.

A buddy went to work in the morning and bought a baked sweet potato before breakfast. There were no seats on the bus, so I stuffed sweet potatoes into my fart pocket. After catching up with the empty seat, the buddy quickly stepped forward and sat in the seat. At this time, I heard a slight bang, and a big brown sweet potato was squeezed out from under my ass, still steaming slightly ... A car full of people boiled instantly. This guy tried to explain it clearly by action, so he grabbed it and put it in his mouth. Then an aunt next to her said, young man, there was a baby sitting in this seat just now. Her child pulled, and your sweet potato was on the ground. . .