Urgent! ! ! ! Ask for easy and humorous jokes that can be told in the speech.

1。 Digital Baby Ah Wu saves the world at the age of 8, Poké mon Xiao Zhi travels around the world at the age of 65, 438+00, Dragon Ball Wukong participates in the world's first martial arts meeting at the age of 65, Master China takes an examination of senior chefs at the age of 65, Naruto Uchiha Itachi opens a kaleidoscope at the age of 65, and One Piece Lufei goes to the grand line at the age of 65!

2. A person who makes Americans talk about it is worthy of the word "hero", using primitive weapons and communication equipment, and three world-famous anti-American war generals, bin Laden, Saddam Hussein and Zarqafi.

After he got married, his friend said to Yang privately, "It's really a grievance for other girls. You can be a grandfather." Yang was very dissatisfied after listening: "I am more wronged. Her grandfather is two years younger than me, and I have to pretend to be a grandson!

Well, I searched the internet for a long time, but I couldn't find anything serious. It doesn't seem suitable for a speech.

These landlords will make do.