Please recommend some latest absolutely humorous jokes, thank you.

Two drunks are driving at full speed. A: "Be careful! There is a sharp turn ahead. " B: "What? Aren't you driving? "

Mother snail said to the snail, you are not young either. I'll take you to the village next door for a blind date tomorrow. The snail said, I'm only 12 years old, and I haven't reached the legal age. Mom: When we get there, you will be enough.

Father: Every time I make a phone call, I have to talk for hours. Why did you talk for half an hour this time? who is calling? Daughter: No one. Someone dialed the wrong number.

There is an uncle Liu fishing by the river ~ he lost a leaf at first ~ he changed bread for the second time ~ he changed earthworm for the third time! Then he took out 100 and threw it into the water and said ~ buy whatever you want ~ ~ ~

During the summer vacation, my father said to Xiao Qiang, Xiao Qiang, show me your report card.

It took Xiao Qiang a long time to get out his report card.

Dad: Geography 58, history 57, politics 59! What do you do in class?

Xiao Qiang replied plausibly: The questions given by the teacher are too biased and too difficult.

Dad: What's the bias? What's the difficulty?

Xiao Qiang: The geography exam is about places I haven't been to, and the history exam is about things before I was born. I haven't attended political meetings. How do I know?