A sentence describing that man is very funny.

What are some funny jokes? Bian Xiao made up some happy and touching sentences. Jokes are very interesting. Please enjoy it. I hope you like it.

1, I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out to study when I was a child.

2. The reason for being fat is probably my thin figure, which can't accommodate my perfect personality.

3. "They all say my face is too oily. Will you look at me carefully? " "I don't know, reflective, can't see clearly!"

What is embarrassing is not watching bears with a room full of unfamiliar relatives, but that you are the only one smiling silently.

After you get married, if the groom is not me, I will move in next door to your house and treat your children better than my own until your husband doubts life.

6. My mother and I are lying on the sofa eating snacks. Dad came and taught me a lesson. I said weakly: Mom is eating, too. Why didn't you tell her? Dad: No matter how fat your mother is, I want her. What about you?

7. Many people often say that you don't have to earn much money, just enough. But now it's not even enough.

8. Those who are better than my family, smarter than me and prettier than me all work harder than me. Why should I work hard?

9. The neighbors downstairs complained that I threw dirty things. It's really funny. Should I wash it before throwing it?

10, the living conditions of modern people: attend today's class, sleep yesterday's sleep and spend tomorrow's money.

1 1. If a boy's mobile phone wallpaper is you and all his social passwords are told to you, then you can take his money and go.

12. Good-looking people have many attributes, such as intelligence, kindness, loveliness and gentleness. Ugly people have one word: practical.

13, don't hate being fat. You eat every piece of fat on your body. You say, what do you have to complain about?

14, every time I lose weight, I actually scare away the fat on my body, but I can scare away a piece! After all, it is winter, and I am fat and warm.

15, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We went out together in the morning, and it ran away with others at noon. What a waste of my heart!