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The 37th and 38th chapters of Romance of the Three Kingdoms in the vernacular (details)
Xu Shu: "I finally arrived. Alas, I didn't want to cling to Cao Cao, but since it was my mother's wish, I had to. "
Yu Xun: "Is it Xu Shu?"
Xu Shu: "Ah, I'm Xu Shu, the first step is."
Yu Xun said, "You are Cao Cao's counselor. Today, I have been ordered by the Prime Minister to visit Uncle Xu. "
Xu Shu: "Oh? Please ask the Prime Minister to bother. "
Yu Xun: "My Lord, please, the Prime Minister has been waiting for a long time."
Prime Minister's official residence/residence
Yu Xun: "This is it."
Cheng Yu: "Dare to ask, is this Xu Yuanzhi?"
Xu Shu: "Exactly."
Cheng Yu: "Sure enough. I've heard a lot about Yuan Zhi, but I finally got my long-cherished wish today. "
Xu Shu: "Excuse me, where is Prime Minister Cao?"
Cheng Yu: "The Prime Minister is in Xiangfu. Please come this way. "
Cheng Yu: "Prime Minister, Xu Yuanzhi is here. This is Prime Minister Cao. "
Xu Shu: "Xu Shu meets the Prime Minister."
Cao Cao: "Oh, Yuan Zhi has finally arrived! It's a pity that a talented person like Yuan Zhi has already bowed under Liu Bei's account! "
Xu Shu: "No, I'm just wandering in the Jianghu. I came to Xinye by chance and met Xuande Gong. Prime Minister Cao, where is my mother? "
Cao Cao: "Oh, don't worry about Yuan Zhi, your mother is in Xuchang Inn. Now that Yuan Zhi has arrived in Xuchang, he can accompany your mother to do her filial piety day and night, and Cao Can also listens to Yuan Zhizhi day and night. "
Xu Shu: "I'm flattered. I'm going to visit my mother and ask the Prime Minister. "
Cao Cao: "No problem, you go now."
Xu Shu: "Thank you, Prime Minister."
Guan Yi
Attendant: "Mrs. Xu, Master Xu Yuanzhi has come from Xinye."
Xu Mu: "What, what? How did he come? "
Xu Shu: "Mom! ! The child is unfilial, and the mother has suffered so much. The child should be guilty. "
Xu Mu: "You, you wait! How did you come to Xudu? "
Xu Shu: "This is not mother's handwriting. Is it calling the child?"
Xu Mu: "When did I write to you?"
Xu Shu: "Isn't it?"
Xu Mu: "I have never written such a letter to you."
Xu Shu: "What! ? How is it possible that this is not mother's handwriting? "
Xu Mu: "You, you are so easily deceived."
Xu Shu: "I ..."
Xu Mu: "I thought you would make progress after a few years in the Jianghu, but I didn't expect you to become more stupid than before! ! "
Xu Shu: "Ah, Mom, I ..."
Xu Mu: "Since you have read the book of sages, you should also understand that loyalty and filial piety cannot be satisfactory!" Don't you know that Cao Cao is a traitor who deceives you, and Liu Yuzhou is a benevolent person in the world? Since you served Liu Yuzhou, why did you leave the Illuminati and come here to defect to the traitors with such a forged letter? "
Xu Shu: "Mom, baby, baby really doesn't know and can't see the truth at the moment."
Xu Mu: "I, I have no face to meet you again. People who defile their ancestors like you really live in this world in vain. "
Attendant: "little, young master, it's not good!" ! "
Xu Shu: "What?"
Attendant: "Mrs Xu, she hanged herself in the backyard ..."
Xu Shu: "What, what! Mom! ! "
Later generations were deeply moved by this incident, and made a eulogy, praising Xu's mother for her profound understanding of the important principle:
Fairy Xu Mu, immortal!
There is nothing to lose by keeping a festival, but there is a supplement at home.
Teach children in many ways and suffer greatly.
If the spirit is autumn, the righteousness comes from the heart.
Praise Yuzhou and belittle Wei Wu.
Not afraid of tripods, knives and axes.
Fear of heirs, shame of ancestors.
The sword is in the same stream, and the machine is breaking.
A fair death honors the whole life.
Fairy Xu Mu, immortal!
After Xu's mother died, Xu Shu was heartbroken and buried her mother in the south of Xuchang City. Cao Cao also expressed deep sympathy and personally went to pay homage. But Xu Shu hated Cao Cao from now on, and he wouldn't accept anything from Cao Cao. Xu Shu also solemnly vowed: Although he is in Cao Ying in the future, he will never give advice to Cao Cao.
Prime Minister's official residence/residence
Cao Cao: "Zhong De, your idea is not so good either. Although I accepted Xu Yuanzhi, it seems that he will not work for me. "
Cheng Yu: "Prime Minister, even so, we took advantage of Liu Bei's lack of counselors."
Cao Cao: "That's right. Having said that, it's time to make a plan for the southern expedition to Jingzhou. "
Yu Xun: "Premier, it's winter, so we can't use force. It is better to wait until the spring of next year, and it is not too late to use soldiers. "
Cao Cao: "Well, that's right. Anyway, just wait a few more months, but it's really time for me to train a navy when I travel to the south. "
At that time, Cao Cao ordered the Zhanghe River to be made into a pool, called Xuanwu Pool, in which the water army was trained to make positive preparations for the upcoming southern expedition.
Words are divided into two ends. At this time, Liu Bei decided to visit Zhuge Liang in Longzhong immediately according to Xu Shu's suggestion.
Liu Bei: "Today we ordinary people are happy, we ordinary people ..."
Guan Yu: "Big Brother, you are really interested."
Zhang Fei: "Really, just visiting a village man. You see how happy big brother is, even happier than seeing his father. "
Liu Bei: "Third brother, don't be so outspoken in the future."
Gatekeeper: "Liu Shijun, there is a gentleman outside the mansion, who looks extraordinary and has come to meet your special envoy."
Liu Bei: "Oh? Did Wolong visit in person? Second brother and third brother, come out with me. "
Si Mahui: "Ha ha ha, Liu Degong, long time no see."
Liu Bei: "It turned out to be Mr. Water Mirror."
Si Mahui: "Huh? Seeing the appearance of adults, it seems that I am not welcome. "
Liu Bei: "Ah? No, no, no, I didn't mean that ... but I'm really ashamed that I haven't been able to visit my husband because of the busy military affairs recently. "
Si Mahui: "Oh, actually, I have nothing to do today. I just heard that Xu Yuanzhi was in this place, so I came to see him. "
Liu Bei: "Oh, he's gone."
Si Mahui: "What? What's wrong? "
Liu Bei: "It seems that Cao Cao imprisoned his mother, so his mother wrote a letter to send someone here and told him to go to Xuchang. He may have arrived by now. "
Si Mahui: "No, no, this is Cao Cao's plan, and Xu Yuanzhi can't see it."
Liu Bei: "Conspiracy? What tricks? "
Si Mahui: "Mrs Xu has always been virtuous. Even if she was imprisoned by Cao Cao, she would never write to Yuan Zhi to go to Xuchang. Alas, it's troublesome now. "
Liu Bei: "What?"
Si Mahui: "If Yuan Zhi doesn't go, Mrs Xu may still be saved. Once Yuan Zhi goes, Mrs. Xu will definitely die. "
Liu Bei: "Hey? How do you say this? "
Si Mahui: "Mrs Xu is a noble person. If she learns that Yuan has turned his back on the bright side, she will be ashamed to meet him again. If so, she will only die. "
Liu Bei: "I see. By the way, Mr. Water Mirror, I have an unknown thing to ask. "
Si Mahui: "What is it?"
Liu Bei: "When Yuan Zhi left, he recommended a man named Zhuge Liang to me. What kind of person is this? Please explain it to me in detail. "
Si Mahui: "Zhuge Liang? , ha ha, ha ha ha, good, good "
Liu Bei: "Mr. Water Mirror, what kind of person is he?"
Si Mahui: "Hehehe, Xu Yuanzhi is really. He wants to leave, but he makes Wolong work hard. "
Liu Bei: "Why did Sir say that?"
Si Mahui: "Since you want to know so much, well, let me explain. Boling people are close friends with Cui, Yingchuan people and Runan people. The four of them focused on purity in their studies, but Kong saw the outline.
Liu Bei: "Well, this Kong Ming is really different from others."
Si Mahui: "Zhu Gekongming once put his hands on his knees and said to four people,' If you are an official, you can be a historian or a local official." When four people asked about Kong Ming's ambition, Kong Ming just smiled. He often compares himself to Guan Zhong and Le Yi, and his talents are infinite ... "
Guan Yu: "Sir, according to what you say, Kong Ming is too arrogant."
Si Mahui: "Oh? What do you think of General Guan? "
Guan Yu: "Guan also studied the history and knew that Guan Zhong and Le Yi were famous people in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. Their abilities and achievements were enough to dominate the world, but Kong Ming compared himself with these two people. Is it too much? "
Liu Bei: "Second brother, don't talk nonsense."
Si Mahui: "Ha ha ha ha, in my opinion, Zhu Gekongming really shouldn't be compared with these two people."
Guan Yu: "Oh, that's what my husband thinks ..."
Si Mahui: But I think he should be compared with the other two.
Guan Yu: "Huh? The other two? "
Liu Bei: "Who are these two people?"
Si Mahui: "Ha-ha, that was Jiang Taigong who helped King Wu establish the Zhou Dynasty in 800, and Liu Hou Sean who helped Emperor Gaozu establish a big man in 400. Only these two people can compare with Kong Ming! "
Si Mahui: "By the way, it's getting late. I think I have to go home. "
Liu Bei: "Mr. Shuijing, wait, I still hope that Mr. Shuijing can stay for me ..."
Si Mahui: "Ha ha, ha ha ha, good, good! Although Wolong got a wise master, it's a pity that it's unlucky! ! What a pity! What a pity! ! Ha ha ha ha ... "
Liu Bei: "Mr. Water Mirror is really a hermit."
The next day, Liu Bei thought twice and decided to go to Longzhong. So Liu Bei led Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to Longzhong.
Zhang Fei: "Really, why did I come to this place ..."
Liu Bei: "Third brother, don't be full of complaints ... We are here to visit Daxian, so you should show some respect when you speak."
Guan Yu: "Third brother, be patient first."
Zhang Fei: "... very ... why ... why do you want to do such a meaningless thing ..."
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At this time, several farmers were working in the fields. ...
Farmer: "Ah-(singing) The sky is like a round cover and the ground is like a chess game.
The world is black and white, and we fight for honor and disgrace.
He who respects himself is safe, but he who humiliates himself is mediocre.
Nanyang has seclusion and lack of sleep!
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Liu Bei: "... second and third brothers, listen ... the lyrics sung by that farmer really contain profound meanings ..."
Guan Yu: "Hmm. Brother, why don't you ask? Maybe he knows where Wolong lives ... "
Zhang Fei: "... what? What's the point? Didn't listen to come out ... "
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Liu Bei: "Excuse me, big brother. Who wrote the song you just sang? "
Farmer: "Oh, you asked about that song. Teacher Wolong taught us."
Liu Bei: "... (It's really Wolong ...) Where does Mr. Wolong live? "
Farmer: "Go south from this mountain and you will find Wollongong. Mr. Wolong lives in a thatched cottage on Wollongong. "
Liu Bei: "Oh, thank you for your advice. ..... Second brother, third brother, let's go! "
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Farmer: "... ah-(singing) the sky is like a round cover ..."
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Liu Bei and his three men moved on. After a short walk, they came to Wollongong. ...
Twenty miles west of Xiangyang City, there is a flowing Gorkon pillow.
Gorkon withheld the cloud root, and the running water flew into the bone marrow.
If the situation is trapped on the dragon stone, it will be like a lone phoenix in the shade.
Chai Men half-mask, some can't afford to lie down.
Bamboo pruning is lined with green screens, and the four seasons are hedged with wild flowers.
The bedside tables are all yellow, and there is no Ding Bai on the seat.
Give fruit when knocking at the door of the pale ape, and the old crane at the door listens to the scriptures at night.
The famous piano in the bag contains ancient brocade, and the seven-star wall is hung on the sword.
Mr. Lu Zhong is personable and cultivates the fields himself when he has time.
Waiting for the spring thunder to dream back, whistling for the world.
Liu Bei: "... what a nice place! Where does Daxian live in seclusion? The scenery elsewhere is really different ... "
Guan Yu: "The thatched cottage in front is where Wolong lives."
Zhang Fei: "OK, I'll get the door ..."
Liu Bei: "Wait, third brother! If you answer the door, it will ruin my activity ... I will go. "
Zhang Fei: "... Oh, I see ..."
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Boy: "... who is outside the door?"
Liu Bei: "Oh, I'm sorry ... Does Mr. Wolong live here?"
Boy: "Exactly. I wonder what the general is doing here? "
Liu Bei: "Well, you can tell your husband, the great man Zuo and the general Yicheng, that he led Liu Bei, an animal husbandry uncle from Yuzhou, to visit ..."
Boy: "Sorry, I can't remember so many names ..."
Liu Bei: ".................... (damn it ..................................................................................................................................................
Boy: "My husband went out early this morning."
Liu Bei: " ...........................................................................................................................................................................
Boy: "I'm not sure, sir." Every time I go out to play, I am elusive ... "
Liu Bei: "When will that gentleman come back?"
Boy: "I don't know ... three or five days, or ten days, depending on his happiness ..."
Liu Bei: "..."
Zhang Fei: "Oh … Brother, since we haven't met, let's go back to Xinye first!" " "
Liu Bei: "... I'd better wait a little longer, in case Mr. Wang comes back suddenly ..."
Guan Yu: "Why don't you go back to Xinye first, and then send someone here to inquire?"
Liu Bei: "... hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... that's right. ..... If your husband comes back, you can tell him that Liu Bei is visiting. "
Boy: "I see."
Liu Bei: "Then what ... Let's go."
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At that time, Liu Bei didn't see Zhuge Liang, so he had to go home ... but on the way back to Xinye, maybe the scenery in Longzhong is worth seeing.
Longzhong is indeed a treasure trove of feng shui. Although the mountain is not high, it is beautiful and elegant. Although the water is not deep, it is crystal clear; Although the land is not wide enough, it is Ma Pingchuan; Although the tree is not big, it is very lush ... occasionally there are pale apes and white cranes passing by, and the pine and bamboo set each other off. ...
Liu Bei: "Well, it's a pity that I don't have this blessing. I have never lived in such a beautiful land of feng shui ... "
Guan Yu: "Yes ... I really hope people who live here can deserve the scenery ..."
Zhang Fei: "Look, big brother, there's a man coming over there. It's not Wolong, is it? "
Liu Bei: "... really, someone is coming ... judging from his appearance and costume, it must be Wolong!" Come with me and ask. "
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Liu Bei: "Sir! Dare to ask Mr. Wolong? "
? : "... (Where are you from ... You scared me ...) Who is the general? "
Liu Bei: "Oh, I'm Liu Bei from Xinye. (Don't say such a big story ... he can't remember many names he said in the province ...) "
? : "So you are Liu Shijun ... Are you looking for Wolong?"
Liu Bei: "What? Isn't it sir? "
? : "I am not Wolong. I am his friend, Boling Cui Zhouping. "
Liu Bei: "... (Cui ... yes, the water mirror mentioned this name ...) Oh, I've heard a lot about you. It's nice to meet you today ... Please sit here for a while. I want to talk to you. "
Cui Zhouping: "All right. ..... Why on earth do you want to see Zhu Gekongming? "
Liu Bei: "Oh, there is chaos in the world now, and there is turmoil in all directions. I hope Mr. Kong will teach me the strategy of bringing peace and stability to the country ... "
Cui Zhouping: "I see ... Your Majesty, with all due respect, your desire to pacify the war is really a kind heart. However, since ancient times, chaos is impermanent. I, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty, set out to attack and destroy the cruel Qin Dynasty with the move of cutting the white snake, and ruled by chaos. The generation of mourning emperor and pingdi, Wang Mang usurped chaos, from governance to chaos; When Emperor Guangwu revived the Han Dynasty and reorganized the inheritance, it was from chaos to governance; It has been 200 years now, and the people have been stable for a long time, so there are wars everywhere. It is time for the government to fall into chaos again, and it will not be put down soon. I'm afraid it's just in vain for your monarch to use the power of Kong Ming to reverse Gan Kun. Your majesty should also know that the ancients once said,' those who go against the sky will flee, and those who go against the sky will try their best', and' those who have a number should not be taken away for no reason; Where life lies, people cannot be strong.' I hope you can understand this ... "
Liu Bei: "Mr. Wang's opinion is very good ... but I, Liu Bei, as an imperial clan, will do my best to revive the Han Dynasty." How dare I leave everything to fate? "
Cui Zhouping: "Like this? ..... then I can't help it. I am from a mountain village. I shouldn't discuss any world events. Let your majesty treat what he just said as nonsense. "
Liu Bei: "No, what Mr. Wang said is really a wonderful idea." ..... Do you know where Kongming is now? "
Cui: "I don't know. I'm going to find him. "
Liu Bei: "So ... I wonder if you are interested in being an official? If you are interested, you can go to Xinye with me ... "
Cui: "I'm really sorry, I'm used to the days of idle clouds and wild cranes, and I have no intention of pursuing fame and profit." ..... I think this is enough, goodbye. "
Liu Bei: "... Farewell. "
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Zhang Fei: "Hum! I haven't seen Kong Ming again, but I bumped into this nerd and listened to him say a lot of useless nonsense ... "
Liu Bei: "Third brother, this is what the hermit said. Don't complain any more."
Zhang Fei: "..."
At that time, the three men failed to see Kong Ming, so they returned to Xinye. A few days later ...
Soldier: "Tell Liu Shijun! I have made it clear that Mr. Wolong has returned to Wollongong Caotang. "
Liu Bei: "Really? ..... Great, get ready! I want to go again. "
Zhang Fei: "... just to meet a village man. Why did my brother go by himself? ”? I'll send some people to find him. "
Liu Bei: "Third brother! Haven't you heard of Mencius? Trying to find a moral man without using the right method is like trying to get him into the house but closing the door. How many times have I said that Mr. Kongming is a great saint in the world, how can he be called a saint by others! I'll go by myself. "
Zhang Fei: "... OK, got it ..."
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On that day, it was snowing all over the sky, and the earth was covered with silver. ...
Zhang Fei: "Hum, in the cold weather, I didn't want to train well, but I went all the way to see a guy who didn't do anything good ..."
Liu Bei: "If not, Kong Ming will not understand my sincerity ... Third brother, if you are afraid of the cold, go back first."
Zhang Fei: "... joke! I'm not even afraid of death, but also afraid of the cold? "
Liu Bei: "In that case, don't say anything, just follow me."
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Guan Yu: "Look, big brother, there is a hotel ahead."
Zhang Fei: "Great, let's go in and have a drink with him to warm up."
Liu Bei: "... Listen, someone in the hotel is singing loudly ..."
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Guest A: "... (singing) The name of a strong man has not yet been achieved, and I have met Yangchun for a long time!
You didn't see Donghai say goodbye to Jing Zhen, and then married King Wen.
Eight hundred princes met unexpectedly, and the white fish got on the boat and waded into Jin Meng.
Konoha bled in World War I and was crowned as a warrior.
I didn't see Levin drinkers draft it. They have been respected for a long time.
Speaking of Wang Ba's magical ears, I stopped and sat in Qin Yingfeng.
There are seventy-two cities in the east, and no one in the world can follow.
Their achievements remain the same. So far, who wants to talk about heroes? ……"
Guest B: "Ha ha ha, good, good! In that case, I'll sing a song, too ...
My emperor raised his sword to clear the sea and started his business for 400 years.
In the season of Huanling, there are bonfires everywhere, moral decay, and traitors and thieves are in the best position.
The green snake flew down from the throne and saw the demon rainbow descending to the Jade Hall.
Thieves gather around like ants, while adulterers are young from generation to generation.
We clapped our hands in the air and went to the village shop to drink village wine.
If you are immune to it, you will have a good day. Why live forever? "
Guest A: "OK, OK, OK! Ha ha ha ha ... "
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Liu Bei: "Hmm … I think Wolong must be one of these two people … I'll go in and ask."
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In the hotel ...
Guest A: "Haha, how about another song by Brother Yu?"
Guest B: "Hehe, brother invited."
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Liu Bei: "Excuse me ..."
Guest a: ""
Liu Bei: "Who is Mr. Wolong, please?"
Guest A: "Who is the first step? What can I do for Wolong? "
Liu Bei: "Oh, I'm ... I'm Liu Bei from Xinye. I heard that Mr. Wolong is the Great Sage in the World, and he is going to search and ask about the art of saving the people ... I don't know these two ... "
Guest A: "Ha-ha, adults have mistaken me for someone else. We are not Wolong. I am Shi Guangyuan from Yingchuan. "
Guest B: "I'm Meng from Runan, please give me some advice."
Liu Bei: "Oh? (These two people seem to have been mentioned by the water mirror ...) It turned out to be Mr. Shi and Mr. Meng. I've heard a lot about you. I wonder if you two can come to Wolong with me and talk to Mr. Wolong? "
Shi Guangyuan: "Sorry, we are all slackers in Shan Ye. Adults don't have to ask us if we don't know these things about the people. "
Meng: "Adults should go to Wolong by themselves."
Liu Bei: "Like this? ..... In that case, goodbye. "
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Wolonggang, Cao Lu ...
Liu Bei: "... Hey, here we go again ..."
Boy: "Oh, it's you three ..."
Liu Bei: "Excuse me, is Mr. ... at home? "
Boy: "Well, Miss Wang is studying in class ..."
Liu Bei: "Really? Great, quick, quick take me to see Mr ... "
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Boy: "This is the gentleman's residence."
Liu Bei: "... indifferent to Ming Zhi, quiet and far-reaching" ... was this couplet written by your husband? "
Boy: "Exactly."
Liu Bei: "..."
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At this time, there was a sound of reading in the hall. ...
Liu Bei: "Well, this student must be Mr. Wolong ... I'll go in and have a look ..."
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I saw a young man sitting in a thatched cottage with a stove on his knees. ...
Liu Bei: "..."
Teenager: "... the phoenix flies thousands of miles, not on the road."
Master is on one side, not the Lord.
I am willing to work hard in Longmu. I love my house.
I am proud of the piano book and wait for the weather. ……"
Liu Bei: "... Sir ..."
Teenager: "..."
Liu Bei: "... Mr. Wolong, Liu Bei has been longing for fame for a long time, but he has never met it." Last time, he visited Xianzhuang because of Xu Yuanzhi's recommendation, but he didn't see his husband ... Today, he braved the wind and snow to come here, and it was a great honor to see him! "
Boy: "... Oh, I see. Are you here to see my brother's adult Liu Bei? "
Liu Bei: "Aren't you Mr. Wolong?"
Teenager: "no ... I'm Wolong's younger brother, named Zhuge Jun."
Liu Bei: "... I see ..."
Zhuge Jun said, "I have three brothers, Zhu Gejin, my eldest brother, who is an official in Jiangdong. My second brother is Kong Ming. "
Liu Bei: "So ... is your brother at home?"
Zhuge Jun: "Well ... my second brother went out to play with Cui yesterday ..."
Liu Bei: "Oh? Then where did they go? "
Zhuge Jun: "I can't say for sure ... He sometimes goes boating in rivers and lakes, sometimes visits monks and Taoists in the mountains, sometimes visits friends in the village, and sometimes plays the piano in the abode of fairies and immortals to entertain himself ... There is no constant place."
Liu Bei: "... I didn't expect my fate to be so shallow. I have been there twice, but I haven't seen the Great Sage ... "
Zhang Fei: "Brother, since Wolong is not at home, let's go back to the city first!" " "
Liu Bei: "No, since I'm here, how can I leave without saying anything?" ..... Mr. Zhuge Jun, I heard that your brother is proficient in military strategy and is familiar with the art of war. Is it true?/You don't say. "
Zhuge Jun: "Well ... my second brother has done a lot of things. I wonder if there is ..."
Zhang Fei: "Oh, big brother, why do you ask him so much nonsense?" Now the snow is getting bigger and bigger, let's go ... "
Liu Bei: "Third brother! Can you talk less? "
Guan Yu: "Third brother, be quiet."
Zhang Fei: "... I see. "
Zhuge Jun: "Liu Shijun, my brother is not here, so I dare not stay long. I will go back to Xinye in the future. "
Liu Bei: "How dare Mr. Labor ... I will come again in a few days. I wonder if I can borrow a pen and paper first. I want to write a letter and give it to your brother. "
Zhuge Jun: "OK. Boy, get Four Treasures of the Study ... "
Liu Bei: "Thank you very much. ……"
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"I have been longing for high fame for a long time. I have paid an audience twice. If I don't have time, I will be very disappointed! I thought about the Miao nationality in the Han Dynasty, talked about famous officials, and saw the imperial tombs. The discipline collapsed, the country was in chaos, and evil bullied the monarch. Although there is Kuang Ji's sincerity, there is no economic strategy. Looking up to Mr. Wang's kindness and loyalty, he generously showed his great talent and gave his ovary a big strategy. The world is lucky! The country is lucky! Give you this cloth first, and then let me fast and take a bath, especially to worship my face. Xi Tong Jian Yuan. "
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Liu Bei: "... please give it to Mr. Wolong. "
Zhuge Jun: "I see."
Liu Bei: "and then ... we will leave."
Zhuge Jun: "Let you walk slowly."
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Boy: "Sir, the old man is here."
Zhuge Jun: "Oh?"
Liu Bei: "Old man? Don't ... "
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I saw a man wearing a fur hat and fox skin riding a donkey. ...
? : (Singing) The north wind is cold all night, and Wan Liyun is thick.
The snow in the sky is floating around, changing the past.
The scenery on the back is space, and it is suspected that it is Yulong Dou.
Flying in proportion, all over the universe in an instant.
Riding a donkey across a small bridge, sighing that plum blossoms are fragrant! "
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Liu Bei: "yes ... is Mr. Wolong there?" Great! "
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? : "huh? My Lord, what are you doing here? "
Liu Bei: "Mr. Wolong, Liu Bei has been waiting here for a long time! Please sir ... "
Zhuge Jun: "So ... Liu Shijun, this is my second brother's father-in-law ..."
Liu Bei: "... yes ... oh, I'm really sorry ..."
? : "Ha ha, this adult seems to treat me like a little husband ..."
Zhuge Jun: "I'm Liu Shijun from Xinye. , this is my second brother's father-in-law, named Huang "
Liu Bei: "Oh, Mr. Huang Lao ... By the way, the poem that the old man sang just now was wonderful ..."
Huang: "I also watched Fu Liangsong at my husband's house. I remember this. I just felt it and sang it, but it was heard by your majesty. "
Liu Bei: "... I wonder where your husband is now? "
Huang: "I also came to see him ..."
Liu Bei: "Like this? ……"
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One day, I visited a noble man in a snowstorm, but when I was not free, I felt sad.
Frozen creek bridge slides rocks, pommel horse cold invades far away.
When pear flower falls was in power, his face was covered with catkins.
Looking back at the place where the whip stopped, the rotten silver piled up in Wollongong.
At that time, Liu Bei failed to visit Zhuge Liang again, so he had to return to Xinye disappointed.
Time flies, I didn't realize it was the Spring Festival. ...
Xinye ...
Prophet: "..."
Liu Bei: "How about it, sir?"
Prophet: "Your Majesty, in ten days, it will be an auspicious day ... Your Majesty can go to Wollongong in ten days."
Liu Bei: "Really? Great, in that case, I'm going to take a bath and fast, and I'm going to visit my husband ... "
Liu Bei returned to the mansion. ...
Liu Bei: "Hmm ... OK, in ten days, it will be ..."
Guan Yu: "Well ... Brother, we have something to tell you."
Zhang Fei: "Brother, let's just ..."
Liu Bei: "? What are you going to say ... "
……
(End of Chapter 37)
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