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Junior high school 300-word diary
Lele is the baby of her sister-in-law, only 2 years old, with long and small piles of meat, so cute! He is not good at words and often jokes.
In half a day, I became his "translator"!
I am writing "Summer Homework". I didn't do a few questions when I heard Lele crying. I went into his room. As soon as he saw me, he immediately issued an "order" to me: "Hungry medicine river stays!" "What? Can you speak more clearly? " I said, he said, "Stay, stay!" I suddenly understood that what he said was "I want to drink milk!" " "So, I brought him milk to drink, and he also drank it. He threw away half a bottle before he finished it. At this time, a typical "white picture" appeared, and I immediately wiped it with a mop. Soon after, he gave me an order: "point west, point west!" "I thought he wanted a snack, so I asked BearBiscuit to come over. Unexpectedly, he flew into a rage and said to me, "point west, point west, look west!" "oh! I see. It turns out that he wants to watch TV. I turned on the TV at once and he watched it. Before long, he fell asleep!
I complained to my sister-in-law as soon as she came back. My sister-in-law praised me for being smart and capable, and then called Lele naughty, which made me laugh!
By being a "nanny" this time, I understand my mother's hard work, and also let me understand that I should share the pain with my mother and not let her die.
Selected 300-word Diary of Junior High School (2): Children, we will celebrate friends' birthdays, parents' birthdays and our own birthdays, but have you ever seen children celebrate kittens' birthdays together? If not, let's see how the little author writes about his own experience.
This day is an important day for my family. The kitten's first birthday.
I get up early. I must dress up the kitten first, and then I invite my friends to the kitten's birthday dinner. Of course my parents won't attend, because they are not so naive. This is our children's paradise.
I'll give the kitten a bath first, and it should be clean. It wears a little perfume, a little lipstick on its mouth, a bow around its neck, and a small card that says' Happy Birthday'.
In the evening, my friends and I bought a birthday cake with birthday candles on it to crown the kitten. Tell him to blow out the candles, but he won't. Instead, he stole the cream and stained his little face.
How happy we are!
Selected 300-word Diary of Junior High School (III): Snails are soft crustaceans. It crawls slowly, carrying a big "house", in a spiral shape, with left and right rotation. Left-handers are very rare.
I put a dozen snails in a plastic bowl, took out the biggest one and put it in another bowl. I found a magnifying glass and began to observe.
It is said that putting a snail into the water can make it stick its head out. At the right moment, this snail was scared by me and shrank its head back. I scooped up the water and poured it in. After a while, the snail obediently poked its head out and stretched out its long tentacles. I looked at it carefully with a magnifying glass. Snail's lower abdomen is a bit, isn't it? Is it useful? I also observed that there is a small hole in the snail's shell, which is also effective? I'm here to ask this question. Answer: "The small point under the snail's abdomen is its abdomen foot. Snail's belly crawls, and the hole in the shell is the snail's air hole! " ""oh! " I suddenly realized.
Snails are usually active. It is afraid of direct sunlight during the day and likes to live in a dark and humid environment until the sun goes down. It slowly climbed onto the leaves of green vegetables, stretched out its tentacles to taste the taste, and then began to have a good meal.
Through observation, I learned something about snails.
Selected 300 words of junior high school diary (4): It's snowing!
"It's snowing! It's snowing! " Cried the children. Their voices are very clear. Elves also descended from the sky, like white butterflies and small grains of rice, and came to the world.
In a short time, the earth became a silvery white carpet. The lovely little snowflake covered the playground with a silver quilt. The house has grown taller and has a silvery white scarf. The car was covered with a thick and fragrant layer of cream. It seems to be for a kind spring girl. Seen from a distance, the silvery white world is very beautiful. Reminds me of a poem: "Northland scenery, thousands of miles of ice, Wan Li snow."
Riverside. The scenery is more wonderful and beautiful than what I just said! The tree is covered with silvery white "silver bars" and lovely silvery white "snowballs". Whenever the rime comes in the morning, people in Jilin will come to watch it and praise it. "Like the strong wind in spring, it blows at night and blows open the petals of ten thousand pear trees." The scene is really beautiful.
However, when a girl is angry in winter, it will be cold, windy and snowy. It's cold. The child's face turned red with cold. People put on scarves, hats and sweaters ... sometimes snow falls on my eyes.
But I still like winter.
Selected 300-word Diary of Junior High School (5): Pulling Radish
65438+February 23rd? Sunday? cloudy to sunny
On this day, Grandfather Sun turned out of the clouds for a while and then hid. The cold wind in winter keeps blowing, and small snowflakes are floating in the sky. How cold it is! My parents and I went to my classmates' grandmother's house to pull carrots.
Far away, we saw a green radish field. I couldn't wait to run over and saw all the radishes, big and small, hidden under the green leaves.
Willy-nilly, I stretched out my hands, one on each side, and pulled hard. The left hand is as big as a watermelon and the right hand is as small as a fist.
"I will grow up slowly, you are too impatient!" I seem to hear the call of radish and feel ashamed.
"Pull radish, pull radish, ouch, pull radish ..." Our laughter came from the radish field.
A radish doll is lying in the ground, waiting for us to take it home.
Selected 300 words of junior high school diary (6): This afternoon, my sister and I decided to play hide-and-seek games.
First, I hide. My sister pressed her face against the wall and stood there as still as wood. She kept asking, "Sister, are you hiding?" At this time, I tiptoed into the back room, hid behind the door and whispered, "Hide." So, my sister turned and looked around, looking around. I ran to the balcony for a while, got under the bed for a while, and found the kitchen for a while ... all this was clearly seen by me, and I could not help laughing. This is terrible. My sister found me. She ran behind the door and said majestically, "Ha ha! So you hide here! "
After that, I caught my sister. I found her as soon as she hid. My sister was unconvinced and said I was peeking. I told her, "I didn't understand where you were hiding until I heard your footsteps." That's it, you hide, you run after. How happy we are this afternoon!
Selected 300 words of junior high school diary (7): drinking coffee for the first time
I've never had coffee. In my imagination, coffee must be a good drink, so I always clamor for coffee.
My mother finally bought a bottle of coffee and smelled a strong fragrance, which made my mouth water. I was very happy when my mother put the brewed coffee in front of me. When I pick it up, willy-nilly, opening my mouth is a big bite. "Oh, what's that smell? It's killing me! " I can't believe that the coffee I've always wanted to drink tastes like this. I will never drink coffee again.
My mother told me with a smile: "actually, studying is like drinking coffee." You can't wait. Take your time. You have to feel it with your heart, and you will find that everything is another taste. " After listening to my mother's words, I tasted it carefully: sweet, astringent and with a strong fragrance. It tastes really good.
Selected 300 words of junior high school diary (8): 20 10 Sunday, February 4? Weather: sunny
The fifteenth day of the first month of every year is the Lantern Festival, which is the Lantern Festival.
In the morning, my mother and I went to the supermarket to buy jiaozi. The freezer in the supermarket is crowded with people, and everyone is scrambling to choose their favorite jiaozi. There are many brands of glutinous rice balls: Longfeng, Sanquan, Wanchai Wharf ... They are neatly packed in freezers and boxes, each containing 10 or 12, with many different flavors: fresh meat, black sesame, red bean paste and green tea! They are like small white stones, hard and round.
It took my mother and I a long time to choose two boxes of glutinous rice balls with mixed flavors, so that everyone could get what they needed. We went to the cashier to pay, only to find that there were so many people paying, and there was a long queue! Most people have boxes of jiaozi in their hands.
When I got home, I saw my mother put a pot of water on the stove. When the water boils, put jiaozi in. Small dumplings, like naughty children, slipped into the pot and churned in it. After boiling, mother added cold water twice. In a short time, all jiaozi surfaced. Mother said, "Tangyuan is ready!" " "She put jiaozi in a bowl and shared it with my sister and me.
While eating delicious jiaozi, we listened to my mother's introduction to jiaozi and the origin of the Lantern Festival. Mother told us that not every country has jiaozi to eat. One of her Japanese friends didn't know how to eat jiaozi, so she ate it raw and made a joke.
Ah! As a China native, how happy I am that there are so many traditional festivals and so many delicious foods!
Selected 300 words of junior high school diary (9): Sunday, 20** 65438+February 16? Weather: sunny
It's the solstice of winter soon. It is snowing heavily in the north, but it is still so warm in the south, especially in the park.
On weekends, as soon as I walked into the park, I saw many people enjoying the warm sunshine in winter on the green grass. Some people lie on mats and tents; Some people snuggle together and chat with each other; More people are enjoying the beautiful scenery of the park. ...
Looking up, the sky is so blue, the clouds are so white, and the big sea and the sky in the distance seems to be connected together, which makes people feel relaxed and happy!
Looking around, the trees are shaded and the flowers are red and green, which is a vibrant scene. In the small lake in the park, some people are boating, and the clear green lake ripples. ...
In winter, children are happiest in the park. Some people are riding bicycles, some are flying kites, some are blowing bubbles, some are playing games, some are playing amusement facilities in the park ... Everyone's face is full of smiles.
In the south, parks in winter are as beautiful and full of vitality!
Selected 300 words of junior high school diary (10): Sunday, 20** 65438+February 16? Weather: sunny
Dream is a kind of longing for perfect things. Sometimes it's unrealistic to think about it. But there is no doubt that dreams are the most naive, beautiful and lovely wishes of human beings. Let's see how our author writes dreams.
Dream-full of perfection, happiness and happiness.
Thinking-supporting faith-chasing.
Tennyson said: "As long as dreams last, they can come true. Aren't we living in a dream? " Therefore, as long as you have a dream, you will have a goal to strive for and you will find the direction of life. After that ignorant age, I gradually became sensible and mature. And there are many changes in inner thoughts. Although, those ideas are not recognized by adults. However, we still hold a glimmer of expectation, work hard and fight for it. Perhaps, our families only expect us to study hard, keep good grades, go to a good high school and a good university. ...
Dreams need to be realized by your own actions, and you can't just talk without practice. "Plum blossom fragrance has come from ancient cold." "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." Just follow the footsteps of dreams to pay and prove to people with actions. You must get the support of your family.
Dreams should not be pursued blindly, but should be realized in a down-to-earth manner.
Dreams will never be "dreams"
What you have experienced in the journey to realize your dream will become a philosophy lesson in your life experience, and what you have gained will become a beautiful landscape in your life.
So, leave some dreams for yourself!
Let's chase our dreams with the wind and make our life more exciting.
Let's chase our dreams together!
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