Quickly looking for sketches and stand-up comedy about ideals, struggle, and hard study, all within five minutes.

Crosstalk "Bragging"

A: Children's Day is coming soon, let's perform a show for everyone!

B: Okay. But since there is no applause, forget it. (Pretending to step down)

A: No, dear! Everyone, please applaud! (Applause from the audience)

B: Then what should we perform?

A: How does it feel to brag?

B: My dad is Li Gang!

A: My dad is a Kuafu!

B: My mother is Nuwa!

A: My mother is your mother!

B: Okay, you are awesome!

A: I can turn bad things into good ones!

B: I can make you look like me!

A: Ouch~ let’s give it a try

B: Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. In the temple was Chen Xiaoming. Actually, his name was Wang Xiaodong!

A:...

B: Give up, Sao Nian. My family is a bragging family.

A: My family is still a bragging professional!

B: Don’t be ridiculous, that’s just you.

A: What’s wrong with me? What’s wrong with me? Isn’t this a handsome young man? (Shakes head)

B: No wonder there are so many cows in the sky, blowing them up for you.

A: That is~

B: Okay. What else do you have to brag about? Show off!

A: Once I had a fever, my mother put ice cubes on my head, and soon the ice went into my brain!

B: (Touch A’s head left and right) Where did it go?

A: Don’t touch! Stay inside for your honeymoon!

B:...

A: Another time I had a fever and I covered myself with a big quilt at night, but the next day I found it was missing!

B: Where have you been?

A: My head was burned!

B: You don’t have to worry about having no place to dispose of waste in the future, just come to him. Save money, effort and worry!

A: ...Another time I had a fever. I ate some corn at night and vomited it out again the next day. The thing exploded inside and turned into popcorn!

B: (touching A’s head) Are you okay with your brain? Burned so many times.

A: There’s something wrong with your brain!

B: Let’s have a try!

A: That makes sense! I should despise you, a guy with dirty thoughts and obscene behavior!

B: What are you talking about?

A: Woof woof woof!

B: What are you doing! Pretending to be a dog!

A: Talk like humans to people, but talk like dogs to dogs. I'm not afraid that if you don't understand human language, I'll call you bullshit.

B:...

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