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Funny phrases changed with homophonic idioms, such as what is big brother?

Look at the advertisement:

Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless.

Supplementary advertisement: "turtle" is safe.

Glasses advertisement: a "bright" is amazing.

Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"

Transparent tape advertisement: irreplaceable "tape"

Internet cafe advertisement: A "net" is deep.

Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, love at first sight.

Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will"

Air conditioning advertisement: don't sweat for life.

Clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" bring people.

A laundry advertisement: "Don't give up clothes"

An advertisement for a real estate company: all rooms have it.

A cake advertisement: "cake" is rising step by step.

Advertisement of Stomach Medicine: From "No" to "Stomach"

Horse racing advertisement: enjoy "riding"

Advertisement for electric iron: 100 "clothes" and 100 "clothes"

Fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better.

Washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother

Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"

The advertisement for the treatment of lithiasis: the big "stone" becomes smaller and the small "stone" becomes smaller.

Printer advertisement: a hundred words are not worth a "key"

Paint advertisement: lewd paint

Refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration frontier

Hemorrhoid medicine advertisement: hemorrhoids are fearless.

Garden apartment advertisement: live with it.

Dance machine advertisement: smell the machine dancing.

Seafood Advertising: A "Fresh" Step

Dental clinic advertisement: "quick cure" crowd

Gift shop advertisement: "Gift" is a matter of course.

Others:

"It's now or never", "It's urgent to cough", "Hemorrhoids are not old",