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Even the taxi driver told me to find a boyfriend.
I don't think finding a marriage partner is negative. Compared with peers, it should be more positive. After all, I went to all the blind dates I was asked to attend; When people ask me if I have a boyfriend and want to find one, I sincerely answer "No, please introduce me". Isn't that enough? I still lost my boyfriend. Is it my fault that he didn't find me?
When I finished writing the last sentence of the above paragraph, I paused, and then I found that maybe I was really wrong. After all, other people's sense of direction is poor, and my sense of direction is negative ... Could it be that on my boyfriend's way to find me, I went the wrong way and missed him?
The above is a joke. Let's do something practical. My parents gave birth to two children, both daughters, and neither of them was married. This situation has caused them a lot of pressure. My mother is a little nervous about getting married. Every time I talk on the phone, I won't exceed five sentences, and I will definitely turn to this matter. However, both parents are great, and in the end they will put the happiness of my sister and me first. When I said, if I don't want to relieve your pressure, I'll find someone to marry first, and then I'll get married after divorce. My mother immediately rejected my proposal in horror, telling me that I still need to find a good one, and I always want to have a good life when I get married. Fortunately, my mother is rational, although a little neurotic, but not crazy.
I'm 26 years old, nothing special. The world I face is not just this year. I came out of the dormitory from the year of graduation. I can no longer stay in the dormitory and watch cartoons and novels day and night. In the sun, I suddenly became a little blind and couldn't see the world clearly. The world sees me clearly, and I show my true colors in the sun, so small and powerless.
If I were to describe my present world in two words, it would be only a house and marriage. People around you don't care what unit you are in, how much money you earn, and what you are thinking. They only care about whether you have a house and how many houses you have. People won't ask you what kind of boy you like, how to plan your future life and what kind of happiness you want. They just throw a few words over and over again. Why don't you get married? Don't be so picky, just find something similar.
It's not that I'm negative As I said before, most people think I am a cheerful girl, but every time I think about it, I can't be cheerful. Find a similar one, but which one is similar? It is up to me. He asked me to nod when he proposed. If I knew from the beginning that I couldn't nod to this boy, why should I waste my time with him? My mom said, maybe we can get along. This is a small probability event, and the high probability will not be better than the first impression. The sinking cost is high and uneconomical.
Try to make money. After all, in case I want No Country for Old Men, money is still very important. Off-topic, what skills should this baby focus on if he wants to develop in Internet finance?
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