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The teacher asked Bill, "Do you really have the best time to pick apples? Is it spring, summer, autumn and winter? "

Bill said, "When it rains, his dog is not in the yard, because the apple orchard keeper is hiding in the room."

The mother took her little son to a violin concert. During the performance, he couldn't help asking his mother, "Mom, how long will it take him to split that wooden box in half?"