Welcome 20 16 humorous jokes that never look back.

1. Go to the barber shop for a haircut after dinner. The boss asked me how to cut it, and it took me a long time to cut it handsome. . . An aunt who is baking her hair next to her said, don't be so hard on the boss. It is not easy for people to earn some money. . . Today, I saw a beautiful woman looking for something in the street. Xiao Ming whistled and went up with bedroom eyes and asked, Beauty, what are you looking for? The beauty gave a white look: "rogue" and "don't look for it, I am." Xiao Ming said quickly. 3. A buddy dated a girl, didn't calculate the time, and was late. As soon as he saw the girl, he kept explaining that the road was closed ... The girl asked, how did you come? These two B's are quick talkers, and the subway. ...