20 1 1 The sketch script played by Cai Ming at the Spring Festival party, the character language spoken by that person.

Oh, stop running, stop running

Juanjuan, come out and help me stop him.

Two is coming.

Stop running. Put it down. Put it down.

Don't run.

dad

Son, I can raise pigs, but I can't lie.

Dad, don't dig that wall.

Stop digging.

If you don't dig well, you have to pay for a pig.

dad

I finally got the house.

I just borrowed it from a friend.

Don't dig

Clean yourself up, don't accompany the pig.

Uncle, my mother thinks the stone is drifting in the north.

But if you have a house,

My mother is at ease here.

Your mother is very determined.

But what does my pig think of me?

dad

If you don't lie, my mother and I can't get married.

correct

If we can't get married, you can't have grandchildren.

granddaughter

uncle

Dad, remember one thing.

You bought this house.

I bought this house.

correct

Not borrowed.

There is no such sentence.

Uncle, don't be wrong.

My mother went out a little late.

Juaner Juaner

hey

Ah, roll twenty heads

Hey auntie

Mom, why did you come so soon?

Oh, you're welcome I got the date wrong.

I went out yesterday.

Then how did you get here?

be stuck in a traffic jam

Oh, this house is too bright.

Mom, this is the second-hand house we bought.

It needs redecorating.

But this house needs a good decoration.

Oh, you scared me.

Thank you, master.

What about your father?

This is my dad.

Ah, ouch, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

I thought you were an interior decorator

Oh, look, these two people are really funny.

Nothing like it.

mother

Sorry, sorry.

I mean, you are very good-looking.

It's okay. My face is my specialty.

People in our village say I look like a horse.

Don't listen to their nonsense

Brother Malaysia

hello

hello

Just shake hands.

Don't pull my palm.

Aunt, when my father is nervous,

Take whatever you want.

Sit down and talk.

Oh, what a beautiful house.

I have to take a picture and put it on my Weibo.

collar

Weibo, it's a public message.

I'll take a photo and put it online.

Everyone can see it.

It's interesting to reply to me.

Mom, stop playing.

Dad, get to the point.

I bought a house.

I know

I bought a house.

I have poor hearing.

Dad, say something else.

Well, we haven't seen each other for a long time.

We have never met.

Haven't you been looking forward to seeing you?

My name is Liu. How old are you?

How do you make it look like a blind date?

Dude, relax.

I don't have that many rules

You look like a brat.

Ah, no

Oh, you're welcome. I don't know what manners are.

Brother Stone, this kid is fine.

Both children are excellent.

Look at your daughter. She is as beautiful as flowers and jade.

My son, although he doesn't look like me.

Fortunately, unlike neighbors.

Whatever.

Auntie, my father's face has been supplying blood for too long.

Don't say that about your father.

Brother, this house is quite long, isn't it?

Very expensive, isn't it?

Say you're rich

I am rich.

Go up and say

I am rich.

Alas, with deep pockets

It is you. Look at your clothes.

This color is interesting.

Leather shoes or patent leather

This is for Gao Gang.

Yes, big brother

I received a letter from our family Juan.

Your income is average.

How can I have money?

Yes, the price of pigs has gone up

The price of pigs has gone up, and I am valuable.

No, no.

Pigs are valuable because my price has gone up.

It's not this either

I see. I see.

This kind of blood is not available.

It's okay. It's okay. very good

Brother, alas, this place you chose is very good.

hey

Opposite to Jiuyi Primary School

really

Alas, why don't we wait for the future?

Our grandson has to go to school by subway.

How crowded the subway is now.

Don't pinch our grandson like a grandson.

You say this now.

Dad did a good job.

real

The stone took advantage of my mother's happiness at the moment.

Call mom quickly.

Call my grandson.

I'll get it.

Brother, we are all honest people.

You bought this house.

I'll decorate.

I will do it.

I will do it.

I will do it.

You do it.

I

Uncle, it's all fake.

I'm hurt.

I have to advise you.

It's no use calling mom.

Why are you so stupid?

Stone, you must work hard for our love.

Call quickly.

cry

Mom, mom.

Oh, my god.

Alas, this can't be peeled off.

You must get it for me.

Take it. Take it.

Take it. Take it.

Dude, you don't have to accompany me.

I have to pay for the pig.

Huh? what did you say ?

I have to be with you.

This wallpaper is not environmentally friendly. Tear it up.

Tear it here, too

continue

You tore me apart, too

Where are you from?

I bought a house.

You want to tear it yourself

What do you eat?

Who will eat it?

Mom, sit down and have a rest.

Son, don't cheat. Let's go

Dad, think about your grandson.

I really can't hold on, son.

granddaughter

son

granddaughter

son

granddaughter

What kind of life are we?

Let's talk about our marriage Let's go

Sister, look at this house, too.

Let's set a date for the children.

line

Brother, I want to see the real estate license.

What happened? this is ...

The shoelaces are loose.

No shoelaces

You didn't?

I mean, ask.

Are their names written on the real estate license?

I bought a house.

Yo, what do you mean?

I said this house.

Mom, uncle means go.

He really bought this house.

Not borrowed.

There is no such sentence.

I believe it, don't I?

His father is so honest and kind, how can he lie to me?

Precisely

What if I really lied to you?

Put it mildly, take two shots.

What else?

Bomb

I'm just kidding you.

Come on, I'll take a picture of you and put it on my Weibo.

Take a picture. Take a picture.

I don't take pictures.

take a picture

Alas, the face is too long to be small.

Oh, it's loaded

One two three

Gee, this Weibo is great.

This is a live broadcast

live broadcast

Stone, this is cheating the people of the whole country.

I just wrote a book for you to read.

I saw a new house today.

I also met my daughter's future father-in-law

His long face is full of honesty.

His name is very similar to his personality.

Liu sent the bag out.

I didn't buy a house.

what did you say ?

Sister, this house is borrowed.

Borrowed it?

Liu Liu, this is your fault.

I said, how can you be a pig farmer to do the fox thing?

Actually.

Actually, this house is borrowed.

Who is Meng?

As soon as I came in, you kept saying that you bought this house.

When I mentioned the real estate license, it immediately became a loan.

Will you write my daughter's name?

You can just say it.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

Now your blood is rising.

This is not.

You said stone

To tell the truth, is this house borrowed?

say

Well, I said.

Aunt, I don't mind writing Juanjuan's name on the property certificate.

Dad, what are you doing?

Juaner, you must make a decision for me.

My uncle doesn't need to write my name on the real estate license.

But you can't lie to my mother like this.

Alas, the two of them borrowed the room.

Let me make up a lie together.

Your place

Dad, please stop lying.

tragedy

Someone spoke at the Weibo. Let me see.

I lent my house to a friend today.

To fool his future mother-in-law

There are real borrowers. Look at that.

I'm worried about whether it will mess up my house.

Take pictures of the house

His house really looks like ours.

Look at this table. Same as the table.

This sofa is the same.

This wallpaper is different.

This wall

You tore it.

This house is really borrowed.

Sister, did you believe this time?

what did i say?

what did i say?

Be honest and don't lie.

It feels good to be honest.

This house is not what I want to buy.

Buy it if you want.

Let you understand, let you understand

The two of them hurt me.

Juaner

mother

leave

sisters

Juanjuan Juanjuan

Stone, I'm leaving.

I need to find a boyfriend with a house.

Find a mother-in-law who doesn't want a house.

Juanjuan, even if the whole world opposes it.

Everyone threw bricks at me.

I won't leave you either.

I will build you a big house with these bricks.

Mom, I love him.

Mom, a house is not a home. Love makes a home.

I bought a house.

Looking for hulling

This has nothing to do with the house.

I am angry that you lied to me.

Aunt, this is all my fault.

A mother certainly wants her daughter.

Find a good condition

But more importantly.

She needs to find a silly boy who hurts her with his heart.

Aunt, I'm stupid.

I feel sorry for her.

I assure you.

I will try my best.

Let her live a good life

Auntie, auntie, auntie.

Also called aunt.

mother

I need you to scream.

Didn't I ask him to call you?

make a telephone call

mother

hey

Yes, yes, we are getting married.

All right, knock it off, children.

sisters

Still called a sister?

Oh, in-laws

hey