Who has a joke about poetry?

One day, Su Shi and Fo Yin visited Slender West Lake by boat. Master Fo Yin suddenly took out a fan with Dongpo poems written on it and threw it into the river, shouting, "Water flows out of Dongpo poems (corpses)!" Su Shi was stunned at that time, but soon smiled and pointed to a dog gnawing bones on the river bank, chanting: "Dogs gnaw bones on the river bank (monks)!"

Once, Su Shi was chatting with a big monk. Su Shi said: "In ancient poems, you often put' bird' and' monk' in opposition, for example,' birds live in trees by the pool and hate knocking at the moon gate'. The big monk smiled and said, "That's why I'm sitting opposite you." In ancient China, the word "bird" was somewhat indecent.