Zhao Benshan car line. Thank you, and God bless you.

Fan Wei: Last year, when I bought Kidnapper, I was timid enough. I lost my job and ran away from my partner. I don't believe in this strength. Others can make me suffer, and I can't let others fall for it. I also sell kidnappers. Attention from south to north. Oh! Watch your legs. Oh! See if there are any problems. Oh! Take two steps without illness! I'll kidnap you when you get well! Turn around! Turn around! Gao Xiumin: There are many ways to get rich. Last year, the kidnapper sold cars this year ~ ~ ~ Fan Wei: Kidnapped ~ ~ Kidnapped ~ ~ Gao Xiumin: Hey, isn't this the cook? Zhao Benshan: Well, there is a market for our wheelchairs this time. Gao Xiumin: My leg is fine! Zhao Benshan: Well, didn't I fool him last year? Look how I persuaded him to get on the bus this year. Gao Xiumin: Go home quickly! Zhao Benshan: No need ~ ~ Fan Wei: Stop it! Zhao Benshan: Friend! Fan Wei: For a whole year, I've been looking for you every day and every month! Zhao Benshan: Take it easy. We never leave a name when we do good deeds. Fan Wei: I'm so excited, I don't care. You make me miserable, don't you know? My wife ran away, and my job was fired. Let's find a place to reason! Let's go Gao Xiumin: Oh, brother, then we won't give you money. Give us the crutch and let's go home ~ ~ Come on ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: Pull over ~ ~ ~ Have you been leaning on this crutch for a year? Fan Wei: What do I rely on? I am not sick at all! Zhao Benshan: That's it! What I was worried about finally happened! Gao Xiumin: At that time, I said I wouldn't let you be a kidnapper. Don't you believe me? It's up to you this time ~ ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: I said he's finished! Wife, in your eyes, what obvious changes have you made in the past year? Gao Xiumin: If you want to change, your head is bigger than last year. Zhao Benshan: Yes! Because you didn't stick to crutches for a year, your virus rose rapidly. You have two big tendons on your legs, just like two highways. The virus rises rapidly at the rate of 180 km per hour. You're finished. Ruthless diseases are devouring healthy cells in your brain, and a brand-new vegetative state is about to be born! Fan Wei: Fool, such a fool! Fool! Shall I take two more steps? Zhao Benshan: Did you limp after two steps last year? Fan Wei: Cripple, Zhao Benshan: Did you stamp your foot numb? Fan Wei: No, Zhao Benshan: Because of what? Fan Wei: You are bluffing. You don't have to bluff this time. I'll take two steps myself. You like to see lameness. I'll take two steps for you, two steps, two steps, okay? But I'm fine now. I can run and walk. Hey, I'll give you a big jump ~ ~ ~ Hey, I'll double it for you, okay? Zhao Benshan: Stop! See, it's not just a bad brain, it's also a problem. Friend, can you take a test? Fan Wei: No problem! How to take the exam? Zhao Benshan: Are you confused if you don't speak loudly? Fan Wei: I'm awake! Zhao Benshan: How about breathing? Fan Wei: No problem. Zhao Benshan: Can you shout? Fan Wei: OK. So, I cooperate with you, I fully cooperate with you, and my purpose is to expose you! Zhao Benshan: OK, take a deep breath, Fan Wei: Come on ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: Breathe in as much as possible and breathe out loudly. Shout! Fan Wei: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-Zhao Benshan: Don't breathe. Don't breathe if you can ... Stop! Are you confused? Fan Wei: Not confused! Zhao Benshan: No, stop! Gao Xiumin: Why is he confused? Zhao Benshan: I lack oxygen. It is his constitution to shout like this. You have to fall like this. Gao Xiumin: Stop it ~ ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: Are you confused? Fan Wei: No! Zhao Benshan: I'm not confused. What are you catching there? Fan Wei: A little Venus ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: Venus, now your brain is obviously low in IQ. Fan Wei: Don't screw it up. Dig out our brain cells and weigh them. Two kilograms heavier than you! Zhao Benshan: OK, I'll test you. Fan Wei: No problem! Zhao Benshan: I don't play musical instruments. I took my wife to ask you a question. Fan Wei: Everybody! Zhao Benshan: OK! Can you learn to speak? Fan Wei: No problem! Zhao Benshan: Just answer what my wife says. Fan Wei: Just learn words. Zhao Benshan: Go! Fan Wei: Come on, Gao Xiumin: Are you ready? Fan Wei: Okay, Zhao Benshan: Wrong! My wife said, "Are you ready?" You also said, "Are you ready?". This is called learning Chinese. Fan Wei: Ah ~ ~ OK ~ ~ Got it ~ Gao Xiumin: Are you ready? Fan Wei: Are you ready? Gao Xiumin: Old man, he is wrong again ~ ~ Fan Wei: No, Zhao Benshan: Wrong! She said that the old man was wrong again, so you have to say that the old man was wrong again ~ ~ Fan Wei: You have been cheated! If you want to get that intelligence test done, TV station Li Yong will "yeah!" That's it, Zhao Benshan: That's it? Ok, I'll give you a brain teaser that a three-year-old can answer. Fan Wei: Don't mess with a three-year-old child, but you can mess with a four-year-old ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: Is it okay to be four? Fan Wei: I don't care when I'm five ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: You see, he's only mixed up at this age, so we're afraid of what he will do. Listen, Fan Wei: Say ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: Say one plus one equals three? Fan Wei: In any case, one plus one is not equal to three! Zhao Benshan: Wrong! Wife, you answer, Gao Xiumin: If the calculation is wrong, it is equal to three. Zhao Benshan: Correct! Fan Wei: You miscalculated ~ ~ ~ You miscalculated, that's six. That's still true! Zhao Benshan: Yes, it is equivalent to several hundred million. Too bad you didn't answer! Please listen to the second question, Fan Wei: I know what you mean ~ ~ ~ Say ~ ~ Gao Xiumin: Don't answer, brother! Zhao Benshan: Why doesn't your puppy have fleas? Fan Wei: Because our dog pays attention to hygiene! Zhao Benshan: Wrong! Gao Xiumin: Because dogs can only have dogs, and nothing else. Zhao Benshan: Correct. Fan Wei: Where were you born ~ ~ ~ That's called homophonic ~ ~ You come ~ ~ I see. Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question: A monkey is riding on the tree, and a monkey is riding on the ground. How many monkeys are together? Fan Wei: Eight monkeys! Zhao Benshan: Wrong! Gao Xiumin: Two monkeys, Zhao Benshan: A monkey is riding a tree, a monkey is underground, and two monkeys are together. Fan Wei: Riding a horse? Gao Xiumin: Who can ride a horse? Zhao Benshan: Do you think you have an IQ problem? Fan Wei: You don't want it, you don't want it, you don't want it ~ ~ I see ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: Listen to the question: There are seven monkeys riding on the tree, one on the ground, and how many monkeys are there in a * *? Fan Wei: Two monkeys! Zhao Benshan: Wrong! There are seven monkeys riding on the tree, one monkey on the ground and eight monkeys. Fan Wei: Can you stand riding on seven trees? Zhao Benshan: It was also eight monkeys when it fell. Fan Wei: No, no ~ ~ Come again! Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question: Where does acne grow that doesn't hinder your beauty? Fan Wei: Growing on my waist will not delay my beauty! Zhao Benshan: Wrong! Gao Xiumin: Growing on other people's faces won't delay you, and it's no good ~ ~ ~ You're so stupid ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: Growing on your waist is boring, and there are sores on your ass. Fan Wei: I ~ ~ What's wrong with me ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: Do you know what's wrong with you? Fan Wei: Why? Zhao Benshan: I'm telling you, it's easy to cure! Fan Wei: How? Zhao Benshan: You two must keep your legs together, because you are under a lot of pressure now. As long as you are off the ground, you can answer immediately. Fan Wei: How to take off? Zhao Benshan: Do something to see if you can find a seat yourself ~ ~ ~ Fan Wei: Can you use this instead? Take this ~ ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: Sure. Fan Wei: It's the right size. Zhao Benshan: Nice size. I'll do it according to your size. Please listen to this question, Fan Wei: Say it! Zhao Benshan: Under what circumstances does one plus one equal three? Fan Wei: If the calculation is wrong, it will be equal to three. Zhao Benshan: Correct answer. Congratulations! Fan Wei: Oh, my God? What happened? Zhao Benshan: Because your feet are off the ground, there is no pressure on your legs, the virus can't get up, and intelligent IQ has occupied the highland. Fan Wei: No ~ ~ I'll go down and try again ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: Come on, it's not bad to be a drunk and take a TV photo with such a big stone. Why? Fan Wei: Because the TV quality is good. Zhao Benshan: Wrong! Gao Xiumin: Because I didn't break it, Zhao Benshan: Yes, it's too simple ~ ~ Fan Wei: Then why did it beep? Gao Xiumin: It fell to the floor with a bang! Zhao Benshan: I missed it! Drink too much! Fan Wei: No ~ ~ One more ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question! A drunk, Fan Wei: Bang! Hit the ground! Zhao Benshan: Yes! Do you see it? You can answer first! Fan Wei: Come down and have another one ~ ~ ~ Gao Xiumin: Don't answer! Zhao Benshan: A driver, while driving, saw a monkey squatting on the telephone pole in front of him, slamming on the brakes. Why? Fan Wei: Because this driver loves animals, Zhao Benshan: Wrong! Gao Xiumin: He turned the monkey's ass into a red light! Zhao Benshan: Correct! Fan Wei: Oh dear ~ ~ Oh dear ~ ~ Yes, the monkey's ass is red and round. Why can't my eyes work? Don't do it again ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: There is a monkey in the tree! Fan Wei: Ah! It's a red light! Ass! Zhao Benshan: Correct! Oh ~ ~ ~ You are an IQ. Look at you ~ ~ ~ you're about to sit on it. Fan Wei: Oh, no, no, big brother, you see, when I sit on it, you often ask the same question. When I stood up, everything you asked me was new! Zhao Benshan: Really? Fan Wei: No! Zhao Benshan: OK! Then stand up and try again. This is the simplest question you have ever answered. Fan Wei: OK, Zhao Benshan: It's a question of how much one plus one equals. Fan Wei: You said ~ ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question: Under what circumstances does one plus one equal two? Fan Wei: One plus one equals two, in case of calculation error! Zhao Benshan: Wrong! Two, Fan Wei: Two? Didn't you just say three? Zhao Benshan: You can't even tell two from three. How bad are you? Fan Wei: Oh dear ~ ~ I'll come up again. Zhao Benshan: When one plus one ... Fan Wei: Ah, ah, right equals two, and wrong equals three! Zhao Benshan: Look, you can answer both questions! Fan Wei: Oh ~ ~ Well ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: In that case, the disease will be cured easily. When you come back, don't let your feet touch the ground, you'll find your way ~ ~ ~ You go down first, we're going home ~ ~ Fan Wei: No ~ ~ Brother! Gao Xiumin: Go down, we have to go home! Fan Wei: Brother, will you listen to me? Now, although I have some IQ problems, I am not a fool. I believe in science. After listening to your scientific explanation just now, I understand that I can't live without this thing for the rest of my life. how much is it? Zhao Benshan: Don't pay for it yet, brother, you are a credulous person. When you go back, don't do it again. To tell the truth, this wheelchair was modified from your bike last year. I know you have this disease, and I have been waiting for you for half a year. If you want to pay, I'll tell you the modification fee you gave 400 yuan. You have to pay more, I won't trade with you, and I won't sell you anything next time ~ ~ Fan Wei: Zhao Benshan: Huh? Do you have a watch? What watch did you bring? Fan Wei: Oh, that ~ ~ that ~ ~ Gao Xiumin: You depend on me again! You blamed me last year for not asking for a watch! Zhao Benshan: Let me tell you something. Why are you doing this? Gao Xiumin: I didn't ask for a watch! Fan Wei: Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother ~ ~ ~ You come to see Big Brother, and I'll tell you, oh, people with IQ like me can hardly look at their watches in the future. You take it, you take it ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: Go back and have a good rest, and it will be fine in a year ~ ~ Gao Xiumin: You can't be alone? Brother, don't go yet. If you want to believe me, come down and walk back and give us the car ~ ~ ~ He's still lying to you! Fan Wei: You still lied to me! How could you do that? I know I was rude to you last year, but you can't be so mean to a patient, can you? Gao Xiumin: I leave you alone! It's a pity that such people are cheated ~ ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: There must be something hateful about poor people. Fan Wei: Thank you! Zhao Benshan: Thank you! Look at what! Go home ~ ~ ~ Gao Xiumin: Then what do you want it for? Zhao Benshan: Go back and change a stretcher and continue to sell him next year!