Large pictures of handwritten newspapers related to Chinese characters

1. Jokes about Chinese characters:

See chickens and make them

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved chickens. The tenant rented his family's fields, but it was not enough to pay the rent. He had to give him a chicken first. There was a tenant named Zhang San, who went to pay the rent to the landlord at the end of the year and rented the land in the following year. When he went, he took one? The chicken was packed in a bag, and after paying the rent, he told the landlord about the next year's tenancy of the field. He was empty-handed and said with his eyes open, "There are no three kinds of fields." Zhang San understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken from the bag? Come out. ? When the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his mind and said, "If you don't give it to Zhang San, who will you give it to?" ? Zhang San said, "Your words have become so fast!" ? The landlord replied, "Just now, that sentence was' nonsense (chicken talk)', and now this sentence is' acting according to circumstances (chicken talk)'."

Here's the ear

The newly appointed magistrate of a county is from Shandong. Because he wants to hang a bill, he said to the master, "Buy me two bamboo poles." ? The tout listened to the bamboo pole of Shandong accent as "pig liver", and quickly agreed to it. He hurried to the butcher's shop and said to the shopkeeper, "The new county grandfather wants to buy two pig livers. Are you a wise man? You should know it in your heart! " ? The shopkeeper is a clever man. He immediately cut off two pig livers and gave away a pair of pig ears. After leaving the butcher's shop, the master thought, "My master told me to buy pig liver, and this pig ear is mine …" So? Wrap the pig's ear and put it in your pocket. When I returned to the county government, I reported to the magistrate: "Report back, Grandpa, I bought the pig liver!" ? When the magistrate saw that the master bought pig liver, he was angry and said, "Where are your ears!" " Hearing this, the master turned pale with fear and hurriedly replied, "Ear … Ear … here … in my … pocket!" " ?

There is an opportunity

A commodity salesman went to Guangzhou on business. After arriving in Beijing, he wanted to go by plane, so he sent a telegram to the manager for fear that the manager would not agree to the reimbursement: "There is an opportunity, do you want to take it?" When the manager received the telegram, he thought it was the "opportunity" to close the deal, and immediately called back: "Take it when you can." ? When the salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse the travel expenses, the manager refused to reimburse the air ticket expenses on the grounds that he was not qualified enough and would not be reimbursed by plane. The salesman took out the manager's call back and the manager was dumbfounded.

About place names

On New Year's Eve, my younger brother took two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One was cheerful and the other was more formal. During the dinner, the cheerful classmate smiled and said to us, "He is from Myanmar, so he is shy." Then he raised his glass to propose a toast to everyone, raised his head and gulped it down, and then said, "I'm from Yangon."

"Bi" said to "Bei": Husband and wife have a fight, so why divorce!

"towel" said to "coin": Son, if you wear a doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times.

"Chen" said to "Ju": I have three rooms and two halls with the same area as you.

"Jing" said to "Pin": Isn't your home decorated?

"Qian" said to "Sun": It's sunny, why don't you wear a straw hat?

"Bing" said to "Qiu": Look at how cruel the war is! Both legs are blown off!

"Zhan" said to "Dian": Did you buy a car?

"Japan" said to "Japan": It's time to lose weight.

"Man" said to "Cong": Why haven't you had the separation operation yet?

"Inch" said to "Guo": Old man, did you buy a recliner?

"You" said to "A": Is it tiring to practice one-finger meditation like this?

Mu said to Shu: If you have a mole on your face, you should consider yourself a beauty.

"Xin" said to "Yan": Just talk empty words, no one will believe you!

Chuang said to Ma: I also have a housing project!

"Fire" said to "Inflammation": You are so angry that you are inflamed!

"Ear" said to "Smell": Don't think that you can't hear when you close the door!

"Lan" said to "Lan": If you want to enjoy the cool, plant trees quickly!

"Flash" said to "Man": You will be safe when you enter the house!

Gu said to Gu: I live in a quadrangle!

"Jian" said to "Ri", "I also installed a security door!

"Zhong" said to "Ren": Am I good at acrobatics?

"Drought" said to "Liver": Do you always work on a moonlit night?

"servant" said to "Bu": What, are you still single?

Yuan said to Rabbit: I have my own nest!

"Kai" said to "He": It looks good to wear a croissant braid!

"He" said to "Kou": Don't plant crops, wait for starvation!

"Qi" said to "Ji": Go your own way!

"Donkey" said to "Horse", Brother, it's useless to run fast, so close your account quickly!

"Yue" said to "Xiao", Sister, tell me quickly, how can I get such a cool hairstyle?

"filial piety" said to "teaching", do you want to run a class to teach people if you have a little culture?

"Tang" said to "Tang", Dude, hurry home, your backyard is on fire.

"Ugly" said to "Niu", have a good life with her. It's not easy for us to find a woman like this.

"Bear" said to "Neng", Dude, you're so poor. Did you sell all four paws?

"Kou" said to "Hui", honey, you have been pregnant for so long, why didn't you say something?

"Li" said to "Ban", what are you doing? If you have money, just carry two bags and hang around.

Second, the story about Chinese characters:

The first story

Once, the Xiongnu in the north wanted to attack the Central Plains, and sent someone to send a "battle table" first. When the emperor opened it, it turned out to be "heavenly heart takes rice". None of the great ministers of Manchu Dynasty solved this mystery. The emperor can't think about it, but? Posting a list to recruit talents. At this time, an official named He Tang in the palace said that he had a plan to withdraw his troops, and the emperor urgently declared He Tang to go to the temple. ? He Tang pointed to the four words on the "battle table" and said to the emperor: "Heaven, my country is also; Heart, the Central Plains also: rice, holy also. The heavenly heart takes rice, which is to seize the country and take the position of king. " The emperor said urgently, "What shall we do? What about it? " He Tang said, "It's okay, I have my own way to retreat." As he spoke, he took a pen in his hand and added a pen to each of the four words. The original letter was returned to the bearer. ? The Xiongnu marshal, who led the troops, thought that the Central Plains did not dare to fight, but when he opened it, he was frightened to disgrace and made an urgent withdrawal. ? It turned out that after He Tang added a pen to each of the four words "heavenly heart takes rice", it became "not necessarily dare to come".

The second story

tells that a man and his wife were entertaining two friends at home, and friend A toasted the hostess and said, "The drunkard's sake is not wine", which is very impolite; The hostess pointed out that "drunkenness means nothing" and said that the friend deviated from the host? Catch up with the original intention of drinking; The male host is also a little unhappy, as if criticizing that friend A "the drunken man doesn't care", which is nonsense; Friend B is laughing stealthily, implying that the host "cares that the Weng is not drunk". I read it and sighed, this? Is the charm of Chinese. In any other language, I'm afraid it's hard to find such a wonderful example. It's a pity that I haven't learned Chinese well since I studied. What a shame! ? Not from the patriotic point of view, I also think that Chinese is the most beautiful language in the world. Not to mention that Chinese is the most abundant vocabulary and expressive expression among the known characters in the world at present.

The third story

Shi's History of Eating Lions is a limited article written by Zhao Yuanren. The full text is * * * 91 words (including the title of 96 words), and the mandarin pronunciation of each word is shi. I can understand the short article "Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi", but what about it? If you read it to others, he won't understand it anyway! ? This article is the most difficult to read in Chinese. If you want to try it, please prepare a glass of water and a stick first to avoid tongue and teeth injury. ? Shi Shi's History of Eating Lions: "Shi Shi, a Shishi poet, loves lions and vows to eat ten lions. Shi always sees lions in the market. At ten o'clock, ten lions are suitable for the market. At the right time, Shi Shi is in the right market. Shi regarded it as ten lions, relying on the vector potential to make it ten lions die. Is it ten? Lion corpse, suitable stone room. When the stone chamber was wet, Shi Shi waited to wipe the stone chamber. Stone chamber wiping, Shi's first taste is ten lions. When eating, I first knew that there were ten lions, but there were ten stone lions' corpses. Trial interpretation is a matter. " Only one pronunciation is used to describe one thing, except Chinese, even again? No other language can do it. ? Translation of vernacular Chinese:? The story of Shi's eating a lion? There lived a poet named Shi in the stone room. He loved lions and was determined to eat ten lions. ? He often goes to the market to see lions. ? At ten o'clock, ten lions just arrived at the market. ? At that time, it happened that Shi also came to the market. ? When he saw the ten lions, he shot an arrow and killed them. ? He picked up the bodies of the ten lions and took them to the stone room. ? The stone room was wet with water, so Shi told his attendants to dry it. ? The stone room was dry before he tried to eat the ten lions. ? While eating, I found that the ten lions turned out to be ten stone lion bodies. ? Try to explain this

3. Chinese homophonic allegorical saying:

Bag in the air? --? Play crazy. (install wind).

Song Jiang's strategist? --? Useless. (Wu Yong).

does the old woman go to the henhouse? --? Idiot. (running eggs).

the straw hat seller loses his pole? --? Be careful. (Leave the rope).

Brother is not at home? --? Come on. (sister-in-law).

nephew plays lanterns? --? As usual. (according to uncle).

does the rain hit Huangmei head? --? Bad luck. (pour plum).

half a grain of cotton? --? No way. (free of bullets).

baldy with an umbrella? --? Lawless. (no hair and no law).

short transition? --? Peace of mind. (flooding the heart).

does the horse shop buy pigs? --? That's not true. (There is no such city).

December weather? --? Hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

a father kowtows to his son? --? Damn it. (no such gift).

is the toilet still stone? --? Cause public outrage. (causing male feces).

wearing a fur coat backwards? --? Pretend. (pretending to be a sheep).

Confucius moved? --? It's all a loss All books.

pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge? --? Take risks. (it's quite risky).

grandma died, son? --? There's no help. (No uncle).

husband slaps a fan? --? Desolate. (the wife is cold).

a scholar's towel? --? Package loss. (Bao Shu).

does the tortoise climb the threshold? --? But look at this. (But look at this page).

is it a towel or a needle tip? --? Not surprising. (Not enough for a flag).

blunt knife to break the bamboo? --? Take it hard. (It won't ring).

a chicken feather tied to a telephone pole? --? How dare you. What a big duster.

when you knock melon seeds, do you knock out bugs? --? Everyone has it. There are all kinds of benevolence.

light grass and drums? --? I don't want to (silent).

rush crutches? --? It's not up to you. I can't do it.

chat in the salt shop? --? Nothing to do. Too salty to do.

Zhang Tianshi does not need a boat to cross the sea? --? Have your own statutes. (have your own method).

blow the horn through the window? --? Have a good reputation. (singing outside).

the dragon king moved? --? Awesome. (out of the sea)

Laojiu's brother? --? Be honest. (old ten).

an empty coffin for burial? --? Defiant. There is nobody in the wood.

how does Wang Bazhong solve the problem? --? Rules. (turtle lifts).

wear gloves in June? --? Conservative. (hand protection).

raw peanuts? --? You have to fight. (I have to fry it).

cobblers don't have awls? --? Good for you. (needle line).

what girl married the Zheng family? --? Just right. (Zheng Heshi).

the monk's house? --? Temple. (wonderful).

washing Huang Lian by the river? --? Why bother? (The river is bitter).

do blind people wear glasses? --? False intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

dreams become butterflies? --? Fantasy. (Want to fly).

do monkeys learn to walk? --? Fake. (fake orangutan).

hardcover maotai? --? For a long time. (good wine)

spiders pull nets? --? Selfish. (from silk).

the blind carry the blind? --? Busy is busy. (Blind plus blind).

long live grandpa with a nosebleed? --? Zhenghong. (I am red).

break the sand pot? --? Ask the question to the end. (tattoo to the end).

a walk in the watermelon field? --? Both sides have their sources. (The left and right sides meet the circle).

take off your old shoes for new ones? --? Turn over a new leaf. (change shoes).

sacks and straw sacks? --? Generation after generation. A bag is not as good as a bag.

beans at the bottom of the bowl? --? I can remember it vividly. (the grain is in the eye).

selling cloth without ruler- --? Bad intentions. (deliberately not measuring).

poor carpenters start business? --? There is only one sentence. There is only one saw.

is there a fire in the brick kiln? --? Rumors. (kiln smoke).

the lamp has no oil? --? In vain. (waste of energy).

zhong kui married a younger sister? --? Fool around Ghost marriage.

third, the history of Chinese characters?

There is a legend that in the period of the Yellow Emperor a long time ago, the Yellow Emperor ordered his servant Cang Xie to create characters. Cang Xie was a strange man with eight eyes. He observed all directions with his eight eyes and saw all kinds of things. He simplified the shapes of these things and carved them on tortoise shells and animal bones, which became the earliest characters. This myth is absurd, of course, but it also illustrates the fact that Chinese characters evolved from pictographs. ?

In the primitive times tens of thousands of years ago, ancient people learned to express their meaning by language, and later they learned to use gestures. However, some things are difficult to express by language and gestures, so some people came up with a way to make marks, which are too many and easy to forget. Later, they used graphics to express their meaning. For example, "the sun" was painted in the shape of a circle, and "the tree" was painted in the shape of a tree. That's how the earliest hieroglyphs looked. ?

Write two-part allegorical sayings, jokes, sources of Chinese characters, ancient poems and riddles. ?

one person? Guess a word? The answer is: big?

each person has a mouth and a hand under his mouth. Guess what? The answer is: take it?

one person included, guess a word? The answer is: meat?

one person chooses two villains, guess a word? The answer is: clip?

A person hangs a bow around his waist. Guess what? The answer is: Yi?

eat the cow's tail in one bite and guess a word? The answer is: sue?

insist, guess a word? The answer is:? Hand in?

one big and two small, guess a word? The answer is: Nye?

a bucket of rice, guess a word? The answer is: material?

on January 7th, guess a word? The answer is: fat?

IV. Evolution of Chinese Characters

Chinese characters have changed for more than 6, years, and the evolution process is: Oracle Bone Inscriptions → bronze inscription → seal script → official script → regular script → running script? (business)? (week)? (Qin)? (Han) (Wei and Jin) cursive script?

the evolution process of Chinese characters can be briefly summarized into five stages: sound, form, image, number and reason. Oracle Bone Inscriptions:? Oracle Bone Inscriptions, carved on the tortoise shell bones with a knife, is the earliest known Chinese character. Its glyphs are large and small, and its strokes are very thin. Each character is like a picture drawn by a child. Bronze inscription: It is almost as old as Oracle Bone Inscriptions, and its strokes are thick and symmetrical. Warring States script: During the Warring States Period in China history (475 BC-221 BC), China was divided into seven vassal states. The characters in different countries are very different, just like ancient passwords, which are difficult to decipher.

unification of Chinese characters:? In 221 BC, after Qin Shihuang unified China, Chinese characters were also unified. Since then, it has laid the foundation for the cultural unity of the Chinese nation and promoted the exchange and development of economy and culture. Xiao Zhuan, the unified character in Qin Dynasty, shaped the strokes and structure of Chinese characters and laid the foundation for the square shape of Chinese characters.