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Humorous copywriting

1. What's the difference between losing weight and not losing weight? It just changed from eating with confidence to eating with fear.

Xiao Ming in primary school textbooks is always stumped by all kinds of wonderful questions. But Xiao Ming never appeared in the middle school textbook again, and I knew that guy couldn't get into high school!

3. When people see me smile, they all say that I feel easy to get along with. You tried to rob me of my food, and my hand was broken.

Some people say that you will be beaten if you fall behind. Others say that if you blow off a bird's head, it means that a person can always find a reason to hit you.

I have lived for so many years. I never understood one thing: why did the hook hang itself?

My husband asked me to take a driver's license test. I said excitedly, will you buy me another new car? He said: Good idea, your driver's license is used to deduct my points.