Are there any funny jokes?

If you offend your boss, all you lose is a job; If you offend a customer, all you lose is an order; Yes, there is only one person in the world who can be offended: you glare at her, you complain to her, you contradict her loudly, and even smash bowls in her face, and she won't hate you. The reason is simple, she is your mother.

Boss, mom said this because she is your mother.

A beautiful female colleague got up late one day and rushed to the company without time to put on makeup. As a result, she didn't go to work that day ... surprised]

Joke, connotation, colleague This joke has a good connotation, do you understand? 0 comments on April 29, 0 people like it.

Wukong and Tang Priest went to a TV station together. If you are the one, Wukong came on stage and all 24 lights went out. Reason: 1. No house, no car, just a broken stick. 2. Occupational hazards of bodyguards. 3. Always hitting goblins, not being gentle with girls. 4. Being trapped in prison and being pressed under Wuzhishan for 500 years. Tang priest came on stage, wow! The lights are all on. Reason: 1. Civil servants; 2. Brother Huang, backstage is the hardest. 3. Proficient in Sanskrit and other foreign languages. 4. Very handsome. 5. The most crucial point: BMW!

Joke: Wukong, Tang Priest, if you are the one, Wukong and Tang Priest went to a TV station together. April 29th, 0 comments, 0 likes.

Leave your heart to someone who cares about you. Please save your heart for those who care about you!

Sincerely for someone who cares about you, please save your sincerity.

The latest limited edition i pod! The tide is rising! !

Joke, limited edition, the latest limited edition ipod April 29th 0 comments 0 people like it.

There is one person who is really talkative. He married a wife and asked you to take care of him. He gave birth to a son named Trouble. One day the trouble disappeared! The couple went to report the case. The policeman asked his father, what's your name? Dad said: It's really embarrassing. The policeman was angry, and then he asked his mother's name. Mom said: I want you to take care of it. The policeman was very angry and said, What are you doing? The couple said: nothing to look for.

Joke, policeman, what are you going to do? 0 comments on April 29, 0 people like it.

Who did you meet after running for a year? A treasure, who is not the end of the world; A little rhinoceros, thinking of it by the railing; A kind of acacia, who is the leisure worry for; A bright moon, who will be rewarded with lofty sentiments; A winter snow, forgotten by the smoke waves; A pot of turbid wine, who is drunk when you meet; Life is floating, who is frivolous; A short message, who do I miss; Think about it, who is who; One collar, who will forward the reply .....

Joke, dust fate, know each other for a year, who did dust fate meet? 0 comments on April 29, 0 people like it.

Trust between people is like a piece of paper. Once it is broken, it will never be the same again.

In that sentence, trust between people is like a piece of paper.

Love is a feeling, regardless of the length of time. -"Dare not say I love you"

Phrase, feeling love is a feeling, which has nothing to do with the length of time.

The teacher and the poor monk hold hands! ! Please use four words to express your feelings at this moment! )

Joke, teacher, poor monk teacher and poor monk hold hands. 0 comments on April 29, 0 people like it.

Do you agree that this child will be a scourge when he grows up?

Joke, children grow up to be a scourge. Do you agree? 0 comments on April 29, 0 people like it.

A Chinese teacher recited a poem "Spring Sleep" by Lu You to the students and asked them to dictate. ...

Jokes, Anecdotal Encyclopedia, Oral Anecdotal Encyclopedia April 29th 0 comments 0 people like it.

1. ambiguous king: Scorpio; 2. Hesitant: a virgin; 3. chop and change: Gemini; 4. Reverse thinking: water bottle; 5. True love is innocent: Pisces; 6. Take history as a mirror: Capricorn; 7. Weigh the pros and cons: Taurus; 8. Better than nothing: Libra; 9. Social morality: cancer; 10. Cherish time like gold: Aries; 1 1. No time to care: shooter; 12. Clear goal: lion. Are you like this?

Love characteristics of the twelve constellations April 29 0 comments 0 people like it.

Aries: I can't remember people clearly; Taurus: Regret not going to bed; Gemini: He (she) is a frog (dinosaur); Cancer: good and good; Lion: open on one foot; Virgo: It's a disaster. Libra: it feels good; Scorpio: life and death; Sagittarius: how many times; Capricorn: I am so angry; Aquarius: Grandma is a bear; Pisces: I still miss him (her) {click on the big picture to be more exciting} @ Utopia Office.

Joke, constellation, first love The twelve constellations sit on the time machine and recall their first love.

★ Doing gymnastics can't hurt cats! ~ (@ Boutique Funny)

Joke, gymnastics can't hurt cats. 0 comments on April 29, 0 people like it.

Brother, how did you kill the enemy with your eyes? (@ 丫丫丫丫丫丫丫丫丫丫丫丫丫丫)

Joke, brother eye, how did you kill the enemy with your eyes? 0 comments on April 29, 0 people like it.

The name of this song is worse than the last one!

Joke, the title of this song is better than a malicious one.

Today, I came to a place with friends, which is the junction of Xinhui, Kaiping and Taishan (approved by the State Council). Therefore, it is a historic initiative to go to Xinhui to go to the toilet within 2 minutes, wash your hands after Kaiping, and then come to Taishan for dinner. (@z Chuang)

Joke, life can appear in three places at the same time for the first time.

If you were given a chance to go to the Western Heaven and choose three apprentices, who would you choose? 1. Many dreams. Conan. 3. Crayon Shinchan. 4. Hanamichi Sakuragi. ⒌ Wukong. Popeye. Superman. Kung fu panda. ⒏ Beautiful girl warrior. (9) Luffy. ⒑ Naruto Usagi. ⒒ Altman. 5] Kakashi. ⒔ Pleasant goat. 5. Spider-Man. 5] ever-changing woody cherry blossoms. Teenage ninja turtles Transformers. 5. Ba Shen, Ba Shen. ⒚ Sesshomaru. Astro Boy

Joke, learn from the west, disciple, if you are given a chance to learn from the west, 0 comments 0 people like April 29.

Reporter: Seriously, can you really change a baby's diaper? Yao Ming: Why don't you lie down and I'll change it for you! To tell the truth, I will change the baby's diaper and feed it with one foot. Reporter: I don't believe it! Yao Ming: Really, you don't even have to turn on the light. Reporter: Impossible! What do you suggest? Yao Ming: Just wake up your daughter-in-law with one foot.

Joke, Yao Ming's humor, 0 comments on April 29th, 0 people like it.

What is lovelorn? Gently, don't regret when you leave, because as long as you wave your hand, you will find that someone can't wait to secretly hold your hand!

Phrases, what is lovelorn? 0 comments on April 29, 0 people like it.

It is best to talk about love only three times in your life, once ignorant, once unforgettable and once in your life. If you talk too much, you will be more uncertain; If you experience too much, you will be numb, stop believing in love, walk around, and finally marry someone you don't love. You can't love each other from the heart, and the other party complains that you don't care enough and don't care about your family. Finally, this failed love will make you spend your life with regrets.

It is best to fall in love only three times in one's life.

1 Bite your tongue while eating. I fell asleep in the car and hit my head on the glass. 3 play with a clip to clamp your hands. Sitting in a chair and shaking it, I fell down. 5 left foot mixed with right foot fell. It hurts to touch the corner of the table or cabinet. 7 Hard tearing and pasting from the body. 8 pull the zipper of clothes and clip the meat of chin. 9 suddenly stepped on the stairs and fell down. I've been there. That is invincible!

How many times have you experienced the most painful and physical pain? 0 comments on April 29, 0 people like it.

1 Friendship: Summer of Jeans 2 First Love: Love Letter 3 Loneliness: Angels Love Beauty 4 Strength: Invisible Wings 5 Growth: Spirited Away 6 Ego: Devil Wearing Prada 7 Dignity: Being Jane Austen 8 Motherly Love: Dancer in the Dark 9 Freedom: Blue 10 Wisdom:

Knowledge, movies, women 10 movies worth seeing will benefit women all their lives.

There is an excuse for being young. You can not cherish time, love and all hard-won things. There is a feeling called missing, missing love, missing someone who can be together, and missing an unforgettable feeling. There is a kind of loneliness called missing, missing a person, a past event, and an encounter. In the silent night, I miss you deeply and feel lonely deeply. ...

Joke, excuse, cherish, loneliness has an excuse called youth.

We often see the scenery that a person always looks up to and envies the happiness of others, and when he looks back, he finds himself looked up to and envied. In fact, everyone is happy. However, your happiness is often seen by others.

Phrases, happiness Your happiness is often seen by others.

You are sick, the boss is there, and you are not sad or happy; Vacation, or no vacation, the work is there, come or not, can't go; You struggle, or you don't work hard, the salary is there, no increase or decrease; You quit, or you don't quit, the earth will still turn and never stop; Let me win 5 million, or let me have money, nonsense, pain, calm, sadness, concern, comment and forward! ! !

Joke, boss, if you work hard, or don't work hard, the salary is there, no increase or decrease.

1, only after graduation did I know that campus love is the purest; 2. I didn't know that learning is the most important thing until after graduation; 3. After graduation, I know campus life is the happiest; 4. After graduation, I realized that dormitory life is the best; Only after graduation did I know that the food in the canteen is the cheapest. I didn't know that going to school was the best thing until I graduated. 7. After graduation, I learned that students spend the most money. ......